Well, I came up with a way to put a kink in OW's life, after all she contributed to disrupting my life and it's only fair to reciprocate. The night before the big grand opening ceremony, I made a trip over to the new business location along with a carton of 18 raw eggs. The temperature outside was below freezing. I hurled the eggs covering the walkway at the front door, the front door itself and the entire front of her store. What a wonderful feeling! Here I am 58 years old and have never even TP a house as a kid. Yes, perhaps this was juvenile, but I really wanted to add some stress to her special morning
I made it home and in bed before WH got home from work.
The downside is I heard on the VAR the next evening that she had identified me on surveillance camera (even wearing my hoodie
) So, I may end up facing some type of vandalism charge or fine, but it was so worth it. I really would like to have seen the look on her face when she got to work that morning and how she had to hustle to get it cleaned up before the ribbon cutting ceremony at 9:30 am LOVE IT!