He has the brain capacity of the average garden slug (no offense to garden slugs, I'm sure they're intelligent compared to snails)
Sooooo last night the garden slug came by to make sure we were ready for Snowpocalypse 2014. He received a call, it was from a woman and he used "the voice" all "heeeeyyyyy you've you been?" 
I was in the middle of setting up for an online test, and just waited. It was a client but also a POW from Aug.
He is desperate for clients to raise his hours so he doesn't lose his health insurance, so I understand slug logic on why he took the call... and I didn't loose it.
I was calm.
I was cold.
I told him that while I appreciate him checking in me and the kids he willingly and willfully gave up the right.
I reminded him that while he has made an admirable start on the list of items he needs to do for me to consider thinking about R, the fact that he would even talk to this whore negates it.
I told him I had sheltered him from the pit of roiling rage he had created and he was infinitely better off not exposed to that.
Then I calmly told him to get the f@ck out.
He honestly thought that since he actually hadn't had sex with her, the innuendos and flirty texts didn't count. Not to mention the fact that he LIED to me about being at this bitch's house
God he is an idiot
me FBS
him idiotic sex addicted, hormone addled, porn watching, post pubescent male with a walking hard on for anything without a penis
4 kids 15 13 12 8
Earned my *F* the hard way.
