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Pass posted 2/20/2014 16:04 PM

On my way to my shrink today, I had to stop in to see The Princess' lawyer, so he could witness me signing the forms saying that it's okay for her to take my boys across the border for March Break. I really am a painfully polite person, and have a policy about not being rude to people who are doing their jobs - because they are usually just doing what they are supposed to.

But fuck me gently! I finish signing the forms, and the lawyer is chatting me up as I'm walking toward the door, when this happens.

Lawyer: And you can pay at the front desk on your way out.

Me: Um ... what?

Lawyer: There is a small fee for this.

Me: Of course there is, but I'm not getting a Florida vacation out of the deal!

Lawyer: Oh, okay. I'll just get your wife to pay it then.

No fucking kidding he will. Seriously! Does that ever work?

Edited to change a typo that was mocking me!

[This message edited by pass at 4:15 PM, February 20th, 2014 (Thursday)]

Pass posted 2/20/2014 16:04 PM

Yeah ... That's about as rude as I get.

myowndystopia posted 2/20/2014 16:07 PM

That buck definitely needed passing!

HurtsButImOK posted 2/20/2014 16:07 PM


Damn straight it goes on the Princess' tab!

Thefly559 posted 2/20/2014 17:10 PM

Nice try shithead. Someone actually falls for that?

Lola7 posted 2/20/2014 17:36 PM

You should have put your hand in your pocket and slowly pulled out your middle finger.

SBB posted 2/20/2014 17:36 PM

Lawyer: Oh, okay. I'll just get your wife to pay it then.

I'd be more upset that he called her your wife. Soon to be Ex Whorebag Wife, Mister. AKA Bitch Tits McGee.

I can't believe the cheek of it!!

p.s. There is no reason HER lawyer had to witness you signing. I wouldn't go out of my way to piss on the sad clown if he was on fire. I would call the firemen though, eventually. I'm polite like that... plus it's always a good day when I get to see firemen.

Pass posted 2/20/2014 17:57 PM

Ha! I knew I'd get some good responses on here.

Tripletrouble posted 2/20/2014 18:05 PM

I almost did a spit take on my screen when I read this. And since it was a legal fee, it was no doubt astronomical.

Nature_Girl posted 2/20/2014 18:06 PM

persevere posted 2/20/2014 18:15 PM

AYKM? That is CRAZY! GREAT comeback though pass!

Gemini71 posted 2/20/2014 19:49 PM

Good comeback. I'd be like "I didn't sign a contract with you. I had no idea this would cost anything." But I'm a pushover.

What a sleezeball. Kinda explains why he can put up with the Princess.

ButterflyGirl posted 2/20/2014 22:49 PM

I woulda gave him my best "Oh you think so?" face, then let my 10-year-old perform his new trick of farting on command while we walked out.

Pass posted 2/20/2014 23:23 PM

BG, he can fart on command?!

My 10-year-old and my 13-year-old would be SOOO jealous!

Okay. I'm a little jealous too.

ButterflyGirl posted 2/20/2014 23:52 PM

That would impress the ladies, pass. You could add it as an instrument in your music, lol.

Have no idea how he was doing it. 10 and 6 were farting up a storm last night, and every time 6 asked him to, somehow 10 could let one out. And he did it again this morning.

Hoping he grows out of it and just ends up burping on command like my dad. Fingers crossed..

FaithFool posted 2/21/2014 03:08 AM

Bitch Tits McGee

Threnody posted 2/21/2014 13:37 PM

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