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Pass
♂ 38122
Member # 38122 |  Posted: 4:04 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 |     |
On my way to my shrink today, I had to stop in to see The Princess' lawyer, so he could witness me signing the forms saying that it's okay for her to take my boys across the border for March Break. I really am a painfully polite person, and have a policy about not being rude to people who are doing their jobs - because they are usually just doing what they are supposed to.
But fuck me gently! I finish signing the forms, and the lawyer is chatting me up as I'm walking toward the door, when this happens.
Lawyer: And you can pay at the front desk on your way out.
Me: Um ... what?
Lawyer: There is a small fee for this.
Me: Of course there is, but I'm not getting a Florida vacation out of the deal!
Lawyer: Oh, okay. I'll just get your wife to pay it then.
No fucking kidding he will. Seriously! Does that ever work?
Edited to change a typo that was mocking me! [This message edited by pass at 4:15 PM, February 20th, 2014 (Thursday)]
Me: 1970
Two sons: 2000 and 2003
Cheating louse: What's her name again?
Married Aug/95
DDay Nov/12
Separated Mar/13
Finally divorced Jul/17
The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous!
Posts: 3488 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Ontario, Canada |
Pass
♂ 38122
Member # 38122 | | Posted: 4:04 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
Yeah ... That's about as rude as I get.
Me: 1970
Two sons: 2000 and 2003
Cheating louse: What's her name again?
Married Aug/95
DDay Nov/12
Separated Mar/13
Finally divorced Jul/17
The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous!
Posts: 3488 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Ontario, Canada |
myowndystopia
♀ 41340
Member # 41340 | | Posted: 4:07 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
That buck definitely needed passing!
Me- BS
Him - WS (the Grub)
married 28 years/4 kids(mostly grown)
"'Cause there's a side to you that I never knew, never knew.
All the things you'd say, they were never true, never true "
Set Fire to the Rain
Adele
Posts: 408 | Registered: Nov 2013 |
HurtsButImOK
♀ 38865
Member # 38865 | | Posted: 4:07 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
And
Damn straight it goes on the Princess' tab!
Me: Awesome - 35.... ummm, not anymore
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel". –Maya Angelou
Posts: 759 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Australia |
Thefly559
♂ 40268
Member # 40268 | | Posted: 5:10 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
Nice try shithead. Someone actually falls for that?
"respect? you don't deserve it, you won't get any from me unless you earn it"
Posts: 1028 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: nyc |
Lola7
♀ 41195
Member # 41195 | | Posted: 5:36 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
You should have put your hand in your pocket and slowly pulled out your middle finger.
caelitus mihi vires
"My strength is from heaven"
DIVORCED!
Posts: 211 | Registered: Nov 2013 |
SBB
♀ 35229
Member # 35229 | | Posted: 5:36 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
Lawyer: Oh, okay. I'll just get your wife to pay it then.
I'd be more upset that he called her your wife. Soon to be Ex Whorebag Wife, Mister. AKA Bitch Tits McGee.
I can't believe the cheek of it!!
p.s. There is no reason HER lawyer had to witness you signing. I wouldn't go out of my way to piss on the sad clown if he was on fire. I would call the firemen though, eventually. I'm polite like that... plus it's always a good day when I get to see firemen.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Posts: 6000 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia |
Pass
♂ 38122
Member # 38122 | | Posted: 5:57 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
Ha! I knew I'd get some good responses on here.
Me: 1970
Two sons: 2000 and 2003
Cheating louse: What's her name again?
Married Aug/95
DDay Nov/12
Separated Mar/13
Finally divorced Jul/17
The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous!
Posts: 3488 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Ontario, Canada |
Tripletrouble
♀ 39169
Member # 39169 | | Posted: 6:05 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
I almost did a spit take on my screen when I read this. And since it was a legal fee, it was no doubt astronomical.
40 somethings - me BW after 20 years
D Day April 2013
Divorced November 2013
Time is a great healer but a terrible beautician.
Posts: 984 | Registered: May 2013 |
Nature_Girl
♀ 32554
Member # 32554 | | Posted: 6:06 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
Posts: 10722 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA |
persevere
♀ 31468
Member # 31468 | | Posted: 6:15 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
AYKM? That is CRAZY! GREAT comeback though pass! 
Me: BW-46
Him: XWH-46
DDay:2011
Status: D 2011
Remarried to a kind and wonderful man - 2017
Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K.
Posts: 5282 | Registered: Mar 2011 |
Gemini71
♀ 40115
Member # 40115 | | Posted: 7:49 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
Good comeback. I'd be like "I didn't sign a contract with you. I had no idea this would cost anything." But I'm a pushover.
What a sleezeball. Kinda explains why he can put up with the Princess. 
One day
I'm gonna forget your name,
And one sweet day,
you're gonna drown in my lost pain. - "Sweet Sacrifice" by Evanescence
Double Betrayal D-Day 7/26/2013
Divorced 11/18/2014
Posts: 3390 | Registered: Jul 2013 | From: Illinois, USA |
ButterflyGirl
♀ 38377
Member # 38377 | | Posted: 10:49 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
I woulda gave him my best "Oh you think so?" face, then let my 10-year-old perform his new trick of farting on command while we walked out. 
xBW~ 37
Two DS~ 9 and 13
Posts: 3120 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: USA |
Pass
♂ 38122
Member # 38122 | | Posted: 11:23 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
BG, he can fart on command?!
My 10-year-old and my 13-year-old would be SOOO jealous!
Okay. I'm a little jealous too.
Me: 1970
Two sons: 2000 and 2003
Cheating louse: What's her name again?
Married Aug/95
DDay Nov/12
Separated Mar/13
Finally divorced Jul/17
The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous!
Posts: 3488 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Ontario, Canada |
ButterflyGirl
♀ 38377
Member # 38377 | | Posted: 11:52 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014 | |
That would impress the ladies, pass. You could add it as an instrument in your music, lol.
Have no idea how he was doing it. 10 and 6 were farting up a storm last night, and every time 6 asked him to, somehow 10 could let one out. And he did it again this morning.
Hoping he grows out of it and just ends up burping on command like my dad. Fingers crossed..
xBW~ 37
Two DS~ 9 and 13
Posts: 3120 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: USA |
FaithFool
♀ 20150
Member # 20150 | | Posted: 3:08 AM, February 21st (Friday), 2014 | |
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Posts: 20634 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada |
Threnody
♀ 1558
Member # 1558 | | Posted: 1:37 PM, February 21st (Friday), 2014 | |
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
Posts: 14329 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX |
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