LITTLE RALPHY ON
Little RALPHY was
sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man
on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't
good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'
Little RALPHY replied,
'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'
The man asked, 'Did your
grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'
Little RALPHY answered,
'No, he minded his own fucking business.
[This message edited by really trying at 5:20 PM, February 25th (Tuesday)]
The future's so bright - I got to wear shades
Plant Seeds of Kindness
Ralphy had a spelling test, and the teacher was trying not to call on him. Finally near the end of the list the teacher thought "Rats, not much he could say about rats that is offensive." She let Ralphy spell 'rats' - "R. A. T. S., rats, rats with big fucking balls!
[This message edited by BAB61 at 9:28 PM, February 25th (Tuesday)]