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Divorce/Separation :
I can finally laugh about it

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 StillLivin (original poster member #40229) posted at 4:10 AM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014

When STBXH re-entered his fog and the A and told me he was leaving me to get his head right with God...yeah that's exactly what he called sticking his dick in Shrek, I knew he was full of pinche mierda.

So, 2 days after he left, he flew his gutter trash here to our state.

When he was busted, he told me that God told him he needed to do this!

Oh I was so upset. Thought he had finally gone off the deep end for reals. Naw, just an idjat.

"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014

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Pass ( member #38122) posted at 4:45 AM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014

Wow! He's a lucky man. I wish God cared so much about me getting laid.

Divorced the cheater and living my best life now.

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous.

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IrishLass518 ( member #34373) posted at 5:25 AM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014

T/j Pass, you made me laugh out loud for real.

I too wish God would speak to me and tell me that it's okay to forsake my solemn vows to others and do whatever the Hell I want. That wasn't God talking that was his dick.

Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"

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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 5:52 AM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014

Who knows, maybe God is a massive Shrek fan.

I'm not at all even remotely religious but if there is a big guy (or girl) in the sky I doubt he would be directing any of his energy towards a lying, cheating sack of shit.

The biggest lies are the ones they tell themselves.

I still remember the first time I really realised it was him, not me.

It was during False R and we were talking about what led him to have an A. Apparently because I didn't cook or drive (all of his other cheating on prior girlfriends was for similar reasons).

I asked if OWIndianSheMan cooked or drove.

Nup!!!

Geez he got mad when I couldn't stop laughing. Man I laughed so hard and right in his face. He was all "What's so funny?? Stop laughing!!!".

It STILL makes me laugh.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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Jennifer99 ( member #39551) posted at 1:42 PM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014

I wish God would tell stbxh to jump off something tall.

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