Who knows, maybe God is a massive Shrek fan.
I'm not at all even remotely religious but if there is a big guy (or girl) in the sky I doubt he would be directing any of his energy towards a lying, cheating sack of shit.
The biggest lies are the ones they tell themselves.
I still remember the first time I really realised it was him, not me.
It was during False R and we were talking about what led him to have an A. Apparently because I didn't cook or drive (all of his other cheating on prior girlfriends was for similar reasons).
I asked if OWIndianSheMan cooked or drove.
Geez he got mad when I couldn't stop laughing. Man I laughed so hard and right in his face. He was all "What's so funny?? Stop laughing!!!".
It STILL makes me laugh.