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hurtbs posted 3/11/2014 19:53 PM

So I've literally been on an 8 month drought. Broke up with exBF last June b/c I moved for a new job and we didn't want to do long distance. The most action I've seen is a sloppy kiss at a casino by a drunk guy.

I was on a business trip and met a man. We hit it off really well - easy conversation, closed down two bars, really good looking... I figured, "What the hell?!"

So... ended up being some of the worst sex ever. Sorry to get TMI, but he did that jack-rabbit thing? You know right ladies? Worst of all, he was a little long and it seriously HURT!! I actually told him 3 times to be careful and not go as deep because he was **hurting me.** (I didn't hint at that, outright told him). The fourth time, I just told him to stop, that I couldn't "handle it" anymore. I think he oddly took that as a compliment. No... dude, you are physically hurting me. This is not enjoyable sex. I then had a pain in my lower right side for about two days.

Ughhh... Great chemistry outside of the bedroom. Inside... I just want to forget it happened. Talk about a terrible way to break your drought.

Maybe I"ll just join a convent. I mean, I'm not Catholic or anything, but that vow of celibacy just looks better and better...

[This message edited by hurtbs at 7:54 PM, March 11th (Tuesday)]

lieshurt posted 3/11/2014 22:37 PM

he did that jack-rabbit thing? You know right ladies?

You have my sympathies hun.

norabird posted 3/11/2014 23:04 PM

Blech. At least you told him! He probably (hopefully?) has no idea he is so bad, maybe this will at least plant the seed.

It does make celibacy appealing. Hope the next prospect is better!!

gonnabe2016 posted 3/11/2014 23:39 PM

......even bad sex HAS to be better than NO sex....

[This message edited by gonnabe2016 at 11:39 PM, March 11th (Tuesday)]

FaithFool posted 3/11/2014 23:45 PM

Disagree ^^^^^


I'm embracing celibacy as a lifestyle. It is surprisingly liberating.

I'll shut up now.

SBB posted 3/12/2014 05:48 AM

he did that jack-rabbit thing? You know right ladies?

Yuck - I do. Or the camera angle guy. WTF are you doing? Porn doesn't feel good for the actors. What looks 'good' doesn't necessarily feel good. Read the bloody signs, dude!!

I've only had one bad experience (lots of GREAT ones) and I was celibate for months after it.

Bad sex is worse than no sex. Way worse.

risingfromashes posted 3/12/2014 05:59 AM

Thankfully I do not know what the jack rabbit thing is exactly but my imagination is making me cringe.
Makes BOB seem like a romantic partner.

No sex is definitely better than bad sex.

hurtbs posted 3/12/2014 08:14 AM

Yeah sorry gonnabe but bad sex is not better than no sex. This wasn't mediocre sex. It was awful. BTW, sex and the city clip for jack rabbit maneuver

This was not painful in a "kinky slight BDSM" way. Think of a woman periodically kneeing you in the testes.

Faithful w/Love posted 3/12/2014 08:25 AM

GROSS- I am so sorry. He sounds like a teenage boy who doesn't have experience. Yuck. Even the image of it makes me want to

Amazonia posted 3/12/2014 08:26 AM

he did that jack-rabbit thing

Maybe he thought because so many women like Rabbit BOBs...

lovehatelove posted 3/12/2014 08:32 AM

gaaaaah! I'm sorry... how frustrating....

you can always count on BOB he'll never let you down..

tryingagain74 posted 3/12/2014 12:57 PM

Ugh. I'm sorry.

I think I'm too old and set in my ways to date again. I really don't want to have to deal with crap like that.


She11ybeanz posted 3/12/2014 14:38 PM

I am SO sorry.....I went out with one guy that ended up "poofing" on me that had sex like this....but he could never give me the big O...probably because of that reason. He was the 1st big mistake I made dating WHILE separated. Shoulda never gone there to begin with. I remember well! Its been almost 2 years for me since I've had sex and although I miss it......I don't miss BADDDDDD sex.....and my XWH was the "second man"..... not a minute man....that would have been a compliment. So, TMI...but I would rather not have any sex....than just another mess to clean up. Sorry.

Piper's sperm donor was the best sex of life....I think he has screwed up my expectations for good sex for any man in my future. He got me there EVERY time. I think God was giving me a present after 8 years with XWH without an O and only B.O.B. to fall back on!! God is good! And, at least I can say that I had a lot of fun making my daughter! That's the only good he was for!

And I have to tell you....being the expert on B.O.B. that I am.....given my hash name is "Hold my Ears I'm Going In" because I have broken the ears on FOUR Rabbit vibrators before.... (3 when I got my name....the 4th just recently met his demise) But, to be fair.... it was the same type of vibrator....I just LOVED it and kept reordering it....but I think I can officially say that the ears must be defective.....

BUT....I digress.... and want to say that every woman deserves and should own a B.O.B. .....even if you only take him out of the garage for a test drive every once in a while! (I haven't used one of mine in a couple of record....guess I'm due for a Sunday drive.....

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 3:13 PM, March 12th (Wednesday)]

She11ybeanz posted 3/12/2014 15:33 PM

Ya'll just reminded me that I need to add another B.O.B. to my collection since I broke one (they are useless without the ears IMO)....... 2 years is a LONG time without real sex!!!!

Nature_Girl posted 3/12/2014 15:34 PM

BOBs have ears? I thought I knew what a BOB was (thanks to this forum), but now maybe I don't!?

Oh, and Hurt? How are you doing today, Hon? I hope you are healing!

[This message edited by Nature_Girl at 3:36 PM, March 12th (Wednesday)]

She11ybeanz posted 3/12/2014 15:48 PM

BOBs have ears?

Only the Rabbit B.O.Bs and Butterfly B.O.Bs have ears... but to earless B.O.B. isn't NEARLY as much fun as one with ears! My first B.O.B. was effective and got the job done but 1st one with ears was mindblowing.... just personal preference I guess!

Ellejay posted 3/12/2014 15:53 PM

jack-rabbit? It's been a while for me I realize but I have no idea what this code means. Do I need to google this?


hurtbs posted 3/12/2014 15:55 PM

Oh I have BOB and my other toys. Right now, just going to invest more time with that. Perhaps spend some quality time with BOB - listen to BOB, see what BOB's hopes and dreams are...

I'm physically and emotionally fine - thanks for asking! I just can't believe that grown men do this anymore. Really?

My exWH was okay to good sex, at least the first few years. It then got horrible.

exBF was Am-azing in bed.

This is honestly the worst sexual experience I've had since high school. And at least they had the excuse that they were inexperienced and 16!

Thank god I live 1500 miles away and never have to see this guy again!

@Elle I posted a link on YouTube for what I mean by "jack rabbit" sex. I'm sure you know what it is even if you haven't experienced it recently...

[This message edited by hurtbs at 3:56 PM, March 12th (Wednesday)]

thyme2go posted 3/12/2014 16:43 PM

O M G period

Further proof that size does not matter - rather it is how you use it. But... rabbit sex?


libertyrocks posted 3/13/2014 15:02 PM

I'm blushing and cracking up right now. Is this what I have to look forward to??? lol. Sorry, dear. At least it's over!

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