He described himself like this.
"Tall, dark, handsome, single guy looking for some NSA fun, mff threesomes cool, seriously into oral, bondage, role play, for pic exchange email me at.....blahblah"
Dark, hmm. Mousy, I guess. Unless he's talking about his soul. Then yes, as dark as can be.
NSA fun, huh? It's all fun and games until your BS finds out!!
Mff threesomes cool- yeah. In your dreams. Life isn't porn. These things don't just fall into your lap.
Seriously into oral, check
Bondage, check- creepily so.
Role play, yeah. I remember. You played the entitled, lazy cheating asshole and I played the devoted mother and housewife. Good times.
For pic exchange, check. That was definitely true, I saw them.