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The WS say the dumbest things thread got me thinking. What are some of the sad lines that the OP throw out that your WS ate up. My wife fell for:

-I'm just trying to find myself and you are the only one who ever really knew me.
-I'm going to go home get drunk and whack it. I'm sorry that was inappropriate. (*note: This was all sent as one message. ie if he really felt like he was being inappropriate all he had to do was not hit send.)
-He also sent her the prototypical DB selfie of himself in a towel in the mirror.

And my favorite...
-When did you get so scholarly? It's okay my last wife was dumb. I can't handle dumb women, but I can't handle a women smarter then me either.

(okay she didn't eat that one up, she was insulted, but it still makes me laugh that he'd say that.)

I don't know how any of that stuff works on anyone.