I was laying with DD this morning, cuddling, singing songs and doing our secret handshakes that include fierce "rock, paper, scissors" competitions. For whatever reason, I asked if this is the kind of stuff she gets to do with her dad on the weekends and if she's shown him the handshakes.. She has told me before that he will come into their rooms in the mornings, so I assumed it was for some cuddle time and to do the silly stuff we do.
DD says no, that's not what we do. She says her dad comes in, lays down, READS HIS PHONE and then goes back to sleep. He leaves the slunt in their room and goes in with the kids to read his phone.
Oh my God - is karma finally coming around? Is that dirty slunt finally going to see that if he cheats with you, he will cheat on you? That would be a well deserved lesson.