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What would you do if you received a voice mail from a random ow?

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cannibal posted 4/17/2014 03:40 AM

So that's the question. I was cleaning out my voice mail the other day and I had received a call from a woman trying to get a hold of her married ap.The voice mail went "I had a lot of fun last night. I think I left my toys under your bed, but I think they are hidden so your wife won't find them. I love you, baby. See you on your lunch break.

Guinness23 posted 4/17/2014 04:10 AM

What would you do if you received a voice mail from a random ow

Call her up pretending to be the wife and tell her I threw her toys. Also, explain to her that the meds for my (ficticious) STD (fill in the blank) haven't worked and ask her what she recommends for a real bad outbreak that came from my husband

NeverAgain2013 posted 4/17/2014 07:59 AM

Honestly, what kind of swamp donkey thinks it's perfectly OK to screw around in some married guys' MARITAL bed and bring a sack of disgusting toys WITH her - then LEAVE them there?

That had to be some kind of crank call. Otherwise, I'm going to lose ALL my faith in the sisterhood.

Lalagirl posted 4/17/2014 08:02 AM

Call her up pretending to be the wife and tell her I threw her toys. Also, explain to her that the meds for my (ficticious) STD (fill in the blank) haven't worked and ask her what she recommends for a real bad outbreak that came from my husband

Friggin priceless! Do it, do it (chanting...)

dailyflowers posted 4/17/2014 10:38 AM

Call her up pretending to be the wife and tell her I threw her toys. Also, explain to her that the meds for my (ficticious) STD (fill in the blank) haven't worked and ask her what she recommends for a real bad outbreak that came from my husband


Friggin priceless! Do it, do it (chanting...)


DO IT !! DO IT!!

lmao

Lovedyoumore posted 4/17/2014 12:55 PM

Yeah, maybe ask which ones are hers and which ones belongs to OW #2 so they can be sorted out to their rightful owners. Another OW moving in on her? Oh my!

mandala posted 4/17/2014 15:07 PM

DO IT!! Do it!!! DO IT!!!

Then come back and tell us what she said.

TheBestMe posted 4/17/2014 18:36 PM

Honestly, what kind of swamp donkey thinks it's perfectly OK to screw around in some married guys' MARITAL bed and bring a sack of disgusting toys WITH her - then LEAVE them there

Damn, donkey gets around!!!

NoMorDeceit posted 4/17/2014 18:46 PM

*swamp donkey*....my new favorite term!!

hummingbird8 posted 4/17/2014 19:21 PM

Did you check under your bed? This to me sounds like an OW who wants to "accidentally" out the MM.

deena04 posted 4/17/2014 19:41 PM

Call her up pretending to be the wife and tell her I threw her toys. Also, explain to her that the meds for my (ficticious) STD (fill in the blank) haven't worked and ask her what she recommends for a real bad outbreak that came from my husband

I love that; do it, please do it! Also, tell her you were wondering whose those toys were as WS said they were some toys from long ago from the WORST sex experience of his life!

cannibal posted 4/17/2014 23:33 PM

I ended up just texting her back and suggested some good reading for her. I'm a man so as funny as it would be to fake an std I just don't think it would be believable. Thanks for all the input and hopefully she sees the harm in her actions and changes her ways.

Guinness23 posted 4/18/2014 19:26 PM

Suggested some reading material for her??? Cannibal....WTF???

I KNOW you are a guy...but you could have maximized this opportunity to help the poor women whose husband is deluded by this skank.

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