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FaithFool (original poster member #20150) posted at 8:10 PM on Friday, April 18th, 2014
Not sure if it's true or not, but it's pretty funny...
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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better.
The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.”
In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall.
The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.”
My teacher was the first to laugh
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jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 11:06 PM on Friday, April 18th, 2014
Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
norabird ( member #42092) posted at 6:11 AM on Saturday, April 19th, 2014
BaxtersBFF ( member #26859) posted at 6:42 PM on Saturday, April 19th, 2014
I bought this shirt for my daughter. Her science teacher loved it. 
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 6:05 PM on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014
Nerd swag ... 
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
DepressedDaddy ( member #41521) posted at 6:11 PM on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014
More nerdy fun...
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