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tesla posted 4/27/2014 18:57 PM

Oy.
Sometimes the teacher in me doesn't know when to turn off.

I pull up at the bowels of chaos and there is stripper whore, dressed like a stripper whore -- hair all did, planting and spreading mulch by the porch. I'm a gardener and can appreciate the hard work it takes...plus I kinda view her like one of my emotionally and learning disabled students...probably some cognitive delays in there as well.

Anyway, so I say as I walk by her, "That's a lot of hard work. Looks nice."
Pretty sure that I scared the shit out of her because by the time Teslet is coming out of the door she's going in. (Presumably ex-shat was operating the door from inside to facilitate the smoothness of her hasty retreat.)

I suppose the juxtaposition of my kindness in reality with the mental image that ex-shat has painted of me may very well make her head explode.
Poor muffin.

Williesmom posted 4/27/2014 19:05 PM

Loving the mental image.

Vulcanized posted 4/27/2014 19:08 PM

I kinda view her like one of my emotionally and learning disabled students.

Maybe she was afraid you were gonna kick her ass?

dmari posted 4/27/2014 19:11 PM

That was a random act of kindness

devistatedmom posted 4/27/2014 19:13 PM

OMG! I can just picture the two of them sitting there tonight turning it over and over and over trying to find the evil intent of your comment! Her head will explode tonight!

debbysbaby posted 4/27/2014 19:22 PM

Omg-I am sorry Tesla but I spewed my soda over that one. I can see her thinking that you were being facetious (you'd have to define that for her).

justinpaintoday posted 4/27/2014 19:22 PM

Like the wordsmithing

FaithFool posted 4/27/2014 19:34 PM

Her head will explode tonight!

[This message edited by FaithFool at 7:34 PM, April 27th (Sunday)]

PurpleRose posted 4/27/2014 20:10 PM

This. Is. Awesome.

Poor muffin indeed... I will bet those two rocket scientists are still trying to figure it out !!!

SBB posted 4/27/2014 20:17 PM

Question: is "good dog" a compliment?

This is all I see in my head.

StepAside posted 4/27/2014 20:17 PM

Like the Fembots from Austin Powers!!

IrishLass518 posted 4/27/2014 20:39 PM

Hmmm, do you think she's working for the pony or the happy meal?

[This message edited by IrishLass518 at 7:35 AM, April 28th (Monday)]

Holly-Isis posted 4/27/2014 20:57 PM

by the time Teslet is coming out of the door she's going in. (Presumably ex-shat was operating the door from inside to facilitate the smoothness of her hasty retreat.).

Wouldn't want a repeat of the Challenge of the Court Gate, would we?

tesla posted 4/27/2014 20:58 PM

Oh. My. God.
SBB and Stepaside...you both are killing me here.

I almost feel bad that I confused her. I got this vibe from her like we just entered the twilight zone...or as I call it: reality.

Must Survive posted 4/27/2014 21:26 PM

Too funny. SBB the gnome is perfect.

Must Survive posted 4/27/2014 21:33 PM

Tesla,

I hear the Twilight theme song playing. Rod Sterling is questioning what is the stripper whore? Mother, working girl, ex-shat's puppet, cowgirl, gardener. Is she burying something? Maybe her respect and pride? Or is it a plastic pony, hoping that just like the statue of St Joseph to sell a home, she will get a pony.
End of Rod's voice.

Lyonesse posted 4/27/2014 21:45 PM

I doubt she knew that it was a compliment, since you didn't tuck a five-dollar-bill into her g-string.

Sad in AZ posted 4/27/2014 23:07 PM

Don't be surprised if she starts following you around like a puppy and asks you for a pony...

5454real posted 4/27/2014 23:20 PM

Don't be surprised if she starts following you around like a puppy and asks you for a pony...

OMG, what if she thinks you were *hitting* on her?

itainteasy posted 4/28/2014 09:32 AM

SBB, that picture had me cracking up!

I was thinking that my response wouldn't have been "that's hard work, looks nice!" it would have been "Is that where you're going to plant the pole?"

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