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HFSSC (original poster member #33338) posted at 2:31 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
Oh dear Lord. I can't believe I didn't screen shot this for posterity. And I am thankful to the universe that I caught this before I hit "send".
I was emailing ds15's biology teacher. This is one of the classes he has screwed around and almost failed. His teacher is a saint. She still tries to help him out and keep him on track. We were all sick this week and he missed a couple of school days.
So in my email, I was thanking her for her patience and dedication. I have no idea what I actually typed but what my phone decided I meant to say was "dildo action" Yes. Dear Mrs. So and So. Blah blah blah, thank you for your patience and dildo action.
That's what I almost just sent. 
Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.
woundedby2 ( member #18522) posted at 2:37 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
That would've been a teeny bit awkward... 
In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
MovingUpward ( member #14866) posted at 2:37 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
Glad that you caught that
boontje ( member #33247) posted at 2:57 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
OMG!!! Her reply would have been absolutely priceless!!
Me: BS
Dday: June 2011
Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength.
--Theodore Roosevelt
HFSSC (original poster member #33338) posted at 2:59 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
Poor kid is having a hard enough time.
Heh heh heh. I said "hard".
I've turned into Beavis. Or Butthead.
Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.
boontje ( member #33247) posted at 3:06 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
I've turned into Beavis. Or Butthead.
^^^^^
That's what happens when you hang out with teens. I lost my sanity years ago.
I once very innocently asked my high school students what word they saw in "dictator" (they were struggling to define dictator) and they shouted "dick"!! I was actually thinking along the lines of dictate.....but consider my audience. I should have known better.
Me: BS
Dday: June 2011
Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength.
--Theodore Roosevelt
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 3:23 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
ThoughtIKnewYa ( member #18449) posted at 3:26 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
Lyonesse ( member #32943) posted at 3:47 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
I presume you typed "dedication." Hilarious autocorrect!
PhoenixRisen ( member #35912) posted at 4:00 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
I bet she would have loved it!
I had a business contact accidentally sign a text xoxo. He was SO embarrassed. I thought it was hysterical.
You just know somewhere at Apple there is an IOS programer who did that on purpose just HOPING someone would misspell dedication ever so slightly!
PurpleRose ( member #33129) posted at 4:17 AM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
As a teacher, I absolutely love this thread! Too freakin funny!!
divorced the Dooosh 8/13
*****************************
Dance like nobody is watching,
Text and email like it will be used in court someday...
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 3:20 PM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
LMAO!!!
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 3:26 PM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
Hmmmm ... I wonder if there are a lot of people misspelling 'dildo' in their texts?? 
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Aubrie ( member #33886) posted at 3:54 PM on Monday, April 28th, 2014
I dunno about anyone else, but I'm so disappointed she didn't actually send it. Woulda been too good. Paybacks for harrassing Spazzie Razzie about her umm...collection....and maid service.
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne
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