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Topic: Oh holy Lord. worst. autocorrect.ever.
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HFSSC
♀ 33338
Member # 33338 |  Posted: 8:31 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 |     |
Oh dear Lord. I can't believe I didn't screen shot this for posterity. And I am thankful to the universe that I caught this before I hit "send".
I was emailing ds15's biology teacher. This is one of the classes he has screwed around and almost failed. His teacher is a saint. She still tries to help him out and keep him on track. We were all sick this week and he missed a couple of school days.
So in my email, I was thanking her for her patience and dedication. I have no idea what I actually typed but what my phone decided I meant to say was "dildo action" Yes. Dear Mrs. So and So. Blah blah blah, thank you for your patience and dildo action.
That's what I almost just sent.  
Me, 48
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 18 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.
Posts: 3072 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina |
woundedby2
♀ 18522
Member # 18522 | | Posted: 8:37 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 | |
Me: BS
2 kids: DD16 and DS19
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Posts: 7904 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal |
MovingUpward
♂ 14866
Member # 14866 | | Posted: 8:37 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 | |
AKA Moo
Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
Posts: 53986 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation |
boontje
♀ 33247
Member # 33247 | | Posted: 8:57 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 | |
OMG!!! Her reply would have been absolutely priceless!!
Me: BS
Dday: June 2011
Working on R, one day at a time
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”
― Ernest Hemingway
Posts: 1118 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
HFSSC
♀ 33338
Member # 33338 | | Posted: 8:59 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 | |
Poor kid is having a hard enough time.
Heh heh heh. I said "hard". 
I've turned into Beavis. Or Butthead.
Me, 48
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 18 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.
Posts: 3072 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina |
boontje
♀ 33247
Member # 33247 | | Posted: 9:06 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 | |
I've turned into Beavis. Or Butthead.
^^^^^
That's what happens when you hang out with teens. I lost my sanity years ago.
I once very innocently asked my high school students what word they saw in "dictator" (they were struggling to define dictator) and they shouted "dick"!! I was actually thinking along the lines of dictate.....but consider my audience. I should have known better.
Me: BS
Dday: June 2011
Working on R, one day at a time
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”
― Ernest Hemingway
Posts: 1118 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
FaithFool
♀ 20150
Member # 20150 | | Posted: 9:23 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 | |
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Posts: 18104 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada |
ThoughtIKnewYa
♀ 18449
Member # 18449 | | Posted: 9:26 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 | |
Posts: 11814 | Registered: Mar 2008 |
Lyonesse
♀ 32943
Member # 32943 | | Posted: 9:47 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 | |
I presume you typed "dedication." Hilarious autocorrect!
Me: BS, 40's.
Posts: 1841 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast |
PhoenixRisen
35912
Member # 35912 | | Posted: 10:00 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 | |
I bet she would have loved it!
I had a business contact accidentally sign a text xoxo. He was SO embarrassed. I thought it was hysterical.
You just know somewhere at Apple there is an IOS programer who did that on purpose just HOPING someone would misspell dedication ever so slightly!
Posts: 516 | Registered: Jun 2012 |
PurpleRose
♀ 33129
Member # 33129 | | Posted: 10:17 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014 | |
divorced the Dooosh
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even if you find your voice,
sometimes it does not matter anymore,
when you speak to a man who is deaf by choice.
~dodinsky
Posts: 3633 | Registered: Aug 2011 | From: Happyville |
jo2love
♀ 31528
Member # 31528 | | Posted: 9:20 AM, April 28th (Monday), 2014 | |
LMAO!!!
Posts: 38304 | Registered: Mar 2011 |
TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031 | | Posted: 9:26 AM, April 28th (Monday), 2014 | |
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 21885 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o) |
Aubrie
♀ 33886
Member # 33886 | | Posted: 9:54 AM, April 28th (Monday), 2014 | |
"You give me that bottom of the 9th, last at bat, tied game, grand slam, full of butterflies kind of feeling." - My Husband
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne
Posts: 6782 | Registered: Nov 2011 |
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