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kg201 posted 4/29/2014 19:38 PM

My ex and I are still in a nesting situation, keeping the kids in the house, while she and I move in and out on a Fri to Fri schedule (home will be ready for the market soon). On my week with the kids she does come to the house to be with the kids when they get home from school until I get back from work.

Today I picked up my son from karate and brought him home. My ex was in the house earlier, but had left already. When I got home my son says to me, "The dog threw up. Twice. Mom wouldn't clean it up. She said it wasn't her job."

I just laughed. It was so ludicrous. My son then said that my ex had stepped in one of the throw up piles. I could only respond with, "good."


[This message edited by kg201 at 7:38 PM, April 29th (Tuesday)]

MadeOfScars posted 4/29/2014 19:42 PM

At the risk of stealing from another excellent post of your's from a few days ago - she, oh, i don't know, ENTITLED?

kg201 posted 4/29/2014 19:45 PM

yup...entitled to spew on the sole of her foot.

MadeOfScars posted 4/29/2014 19:55 PM


PurpleRose posted 4/29/2014 20:01 PM

Oh nice!!

Holly-Isis posted 4/29/2014 20:12 PM

Why did this put me in mind of a Proverb?

As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly.
Proverbs 26:11

Oh and this is fitting too...

Of them the proverbs are true: "A dog returns to its vomit," and, "A sow that is washed returns to her wallowing in the mud."
2 Peter 2:22

SBB posted 4/29/2014 20:21 PM

Petty is as petty does.

Karma always feels better when it is by their own hand... or foot as in this case!!

kg201 posted 4/29/2014 20:29 PM

nicely played SIers!

I just hope this is a good sign that Molly the dog comes with me when it is time to move.

MadeOfScars posted 4/29/2014 21:01 PM

I just hope this is a good sign that Molly the dog comes with me when it is time to move.

I hope so too.

kg201 posted 4/29/2014 21:42 PM here is the thing about this post....and maybe this is TMI, but there is a throw up back story.

When my ex and I were first living together in Brooklyn in the mid-90s, we went to a party in Manhattan. She had drank a lot so we decided to take a cab home, even though we couldn't really afford it then. We are half way over the Brooklyn Bridge and she starts telling me to tell the cab driver to pull over. She's feeling nauseous. There is no place to pull over on the Brooklyn Bridge, and the cab driver has that look of sheer horror on his face (although I'm sure this is a weekly event for most cabbies in NY). We don't make it over the bridge...I cup my hands and she goes all over my hands, my leather jacket, the cab.

If I had only known then, that that vomit was just a prequel to what she would do all over our marriage...maybe I would have said it wasn't my job to clean up after her then as well.

Sorry if that was TMI.

nowiknow23 posted 4/29/2014 21:45 PM

My son then said that my ex had stepped in one of the throw up piles.
Good dog!

Thinkingtoomuch posted 4/30/2014 12:48 PM

That's pretty funny kg201.

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