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stroppy_wanadoo
♀ 11224
Member # 11224 |  Posted: 11:51 AM, May 12th (Monday), 2014 |     |
For Mother's Day, I wanted very little - Cold Stone Creamery on Saturday night. So hubby, DD12 and DS9 and I piled into the car and went around 8:30 p.m.
The place was packed. Apparently all the other mothers wanted the same thing, because probably 8 other families were there.
My son was studying the ice cream flavors and turned excitedly to me, loudly exclaiming, "Mom - they have one that's PERFECT for you... Tanqueray!!!"
"Uh, no, buddy. That's TANGERINE," I said, blushing and hiding amid the barely stifled giggles from the grown-ups around me.
I promise, I do NOT have an alcohol issue. But my son clearly has a reading disability!
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Jul 2006 |
ThoughtIKnewYa
♀ 18449
Member # 18449 | | Posted: 11:52 AM, May 12th (Monday), 2014 | |
Posts: 12215 | Registered: Mar 2008 |
lieshurt
♀ 14003
Member # 14003 | | Posted: 11:53 AM, May 12th (Monday), 2014 | |
A wise woman once said "fuck this shit" and she lived happily ever after.
If you want them to quit stabbing you in the back, then you need to quit handing them the knife.
Posts: 16818 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston |
MovingUpward
♂ 14866
Member # 14866 | | Posted: 11:54 AM, May 12th (Monday), 2014 | |
Cold Stone Drunk Creamery
Posts: 54405 | Registered: Jun 2007 |
FaithFool
♀ 20150
Member # 20150 | | Posted: 11:59 AM, May 12th (Monday), 2014 | |
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Posts: 20571 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada |
tushnurse
♀ 21101
Member # 21101 | | Posted: 12:20 PM, May 12th (Monday), 2014 | |
Very refreshing for summertime, although I think that would be more of a sorbet than an ice cream.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: FBS
Him: FWS
Kids: 18 & 20
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.
Posts: 13006 | Registered: Oct 2008 | From: St. Louis |
stroppy_wanadoo
♀ 11224
Member # 11224 | | Posted: 12:52 PM, May 12th (Monday), 2014 | |
I think you are right, Tush and Faith... it would make a really great sorbet! I've seen wine-flavored sorbets... might be time to embrace my "alcoholism" and create an ice cream/sorbet/gelato store just for adults!
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Jul 2006 |
nowiknow23
♀ 33226
Member # 33226 | | Posted: 2:25 PM, May 12th (Monday), 2014 | |
Let us know when it opens, Stroppy. We'll pack the place.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Posts: 40124 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
SoHappyNow
♀ 8923
Member # 8923 | | Posted: 10:48 AM, May 13th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
There was a diner in Moscow, Russia that I went to several times during 1995 - 1997. They had grown up milkshakes......yum! Yes, they contained a generous serving of alcohol!
In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer..Albert Camus
--------68 now. Dday was 11/11/05
***Used to be hit-by-a-train***
Widowed, then VERY happily remarried 2/14/14
Posts: 2555 | Registered: Nov 2005 | From: USA |
GabyBaby
♀ 26928
Member # 26928 | | Posted: 10:58 AM, May 13th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
Me - 45
DD(24), DS(21, PDD-NOS)
WH#2 (SorryinSac)- Killed himself (May 2015) in our home 6 days after being served divorce docs.
XWH #1 - legally married 18yrs. 12+ OW (that I know of).
I edit often for clarity/typos.
Posts: 9947 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Here and There |
TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031 | | Posted: 11:36 AM, May 13th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
Especially ...
Cold Stone Drunk Creamery
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 22740 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o) |
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