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knightsbff posted 5/14/2014 20:19 PM

Fifty-year-old Texas resident Veronica Rodriguez got more than she bargained for when she switched the light on in her bathroom.

The full story is available at the following link:

If that was me you would have to call the coroner. I. Would. Die.

LosferWords posted 5/14/2014 20:21 PM

Oh myyyy.... Might have some disagreements on that one (on whether this goes into F&G, that is).

That would scare the... well... at least I'd be in the right place.

[This message edited by LosferWords at 8:26 PM, May 14th (Wednesday)]

MovingUpward posted 5/14/2014 20:39 PM

I guess the visit to the reptile house in Chicago is a no go.

jo2love posted 5/14/2014 20:56 PM

This goes in my nightmares.

**rocking back and forth chanting "Fluffy kittens. Keep thinking of fluffy kittens and puppies."**

knightsbff posted 5/14/2014 20:58 PM

The lady had just bathed her 3 guinea pigs in the bath tub then the snake crawled into the bath tub while she was taking the guinea pigs outside while she cleaned their cage.

Waiting4Daylite posted 5/14/2014 20:59 PM

Maybe it's Mr. Slithers!

knightsbff posted 5/14/2014 21:00 PM

My how he's grown!

HFSSC posted 5/14/2014 21:17 PM

Somebody posted that on my fb feed along with the question, "OMG what would you do???"

I answered, "Well, I damn sure wouldn't need the toilet anymore!"

Ascendant posted 5/14/2014 21:36 PM

When my wife and I went to Cancun for our honeymoon, there were iguanas everywhere...that was weird.

But seriously, eff THAT noise. I'd punch that snake in the face.

Deeply Scared posted 5/14/2014 22:14 PM

Maybe it's Mr. Slithers!

And Mr. Slithers is practically that big now!!!!!!

JanetS posted 5/14/2014 22:18 PM

I'm not sure what is scarier, the snake or the green fuzzy toilet seat cover!

knightsbff posted 5/14/2014 22:19 PM

When DS was about 3 or 4 he was taking a bath in my moms big jacuzzi tub. Way out in the sticks we have septic systems and well water.

He saw something in the drain that he thought was a string kind of waving in the water. It kept growing...

A little snake slithered into the tub with him. The child was screaming and walking on water then streaking through the house dripping and buck naked.

We couldn't get him to take a bath for YEARS. We had to sponge bath him for weeks. And then when he would finally take a shower we would find 10 wash cloths in the bottom of the shower every time. When we asked him why he was using so many wash cloths he would change the subject or avoid the question. When we tried to ration his wash cloths he tearfully admitted he needed at least 10 to stop up the drain so nothing could crawl in the shower with him. Poor baby was probably legit PTSD.

nowiknow23 posted 5/14/2014 22:20 PM

nowiknow23 posted 5/14/2014 22:22 PM

Unagie posted 5/15/2014 00:46 AM

I was wondering why NIK needed brain bleach.

gahurts posted 5/15/2014 07:54 AM

I don't turn on the light at night. I'd be screwed!

dontknowwhyme posted 5/15/2014 12:57 PM

I would have been building a cage for my new pet.

Lalagirl posted 5/15/2014 14:28 PM

Holy shit...pun intended!

TrulyReconciled posted 5/15/2014 14:40 PM

It's just her main squeeze ...

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