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User Topic: Does this go in f&g if it's NOT funny?
knightsbff
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Default  Posted: 8:19 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Fifty-year-old Texas resident Veronica Rodriguez got more than she bargained for when she switched the light on in her bathroom.

The full story is available at the following link: http://www.theeagle.com/news/local/woman-gets-slithery-surprise-when-she-finds-a--foot/article_5616c20a-4efd-53bf-b78e-87c88473ad8e.html

If that was me you would have to call the coroner. I. Would. Die.


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D-day August 27, 2012
3 kids and 2 dogs

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LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 8:21 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh myyyy.... Might have some disagreements on that one (on whether this goes into F&G, that is).

That would scare the... well... at least I'd be in the right place.

[This message edited by LosferWords at 8:26 PM, May 14th (Wednesday)]


There will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears. And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.

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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 8:39 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I guess the visit to the reptile house in Chicago is a no go.


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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 8:56 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This goes in my nightmares.

**rocking back and forth chanting "Fluffy kittens. Keep thinking of fluffy kittens and puppies."**


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knightsbff
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Default  Posted: 8:58 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The lady had just bathed her 3 guinea pigs in the bath tub then the snake crawled into the bath tub while she was taking the guinea pigs outside while she cleaned their cage.


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Posts: 1526 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Deep South, USA
Waiting4Daylite
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Default  Posted: 8:59 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Maybe it's Mr. Slithers!

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knightsbff
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Default  Posted: 9:00 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

^^^
My how he's grown!


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HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 9:17 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Somebody posted that on my fb feed along with the question, "OMG what would you do???"

I answered, "Well, I damn sure wouldn't need the toilet anymore!"


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Ascendant
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Default  Posted: 9:36 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

When my wife and I went to Cancun for our honeymoon, there were iguanas everywhere...that was weird.

But seriously, eff THAT noise. I'd punch that snake in the face.


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Deeply Scared
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Default  Posted: 10:14 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Maybe it's Mr. Slithers!

And Mr. Slithers is practically that big now!!!!!!


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JanetS
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Default  Posted: 10:18 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm not sure what is scarier, the snake or the green fuzzy toilet seat cover!

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knightsbff
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Default  Posted: 10:19 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

When DS was about 3 or 4 he was taking a bath in my moms big jacuzzi tub. Way out in the sticks we have septic systems and well water.

He saw something in the drain that he thought was a string kind of waving in the water. It kept growing...

A little snake slithered into the tub with him. The child was screaming and walking on water then streaking through the house dripping and buck naked.

We couldn't get him to take a bath for YEARS. We had to sponge bath him for weeks. And then when he would finally take a shower we would find 10 wash cloths in the bottom of the shower every time. When we asked him why he was using so many wash cloths he would change the subject or avoid the question. When we tried to ration his wash cloths he tearfully admitted he needed at least 10 to stop up the drain so nothing could crawl in the shower with him. Poor baby was probably legit PTSD.


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:20 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

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-Walt Whitman


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:22 PM, May 14th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman


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Default  Posted: 12:46 AM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I was wondering why NIK needed brain bleach.


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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 7:54 AM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't turn on the light at night. I'd be screwed!


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dontknowwhyme
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Default  Posted: 12:57 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I would have been building a cage for my new pet.


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Lalagirl
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Default  Posted: 2:28 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Holy shit...pun intended!


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 2:40 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It's just her main squeeze ...


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