Topic: Ringtone for the stbxh
Member # 27088
| Posted: 2:40 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
I assigned a 'special' ringtone for him....one, so I know to think carefully whether or not I want to pickup and two, its funny.
I went with the Imperial March...you know the Darth Vader song...lol
Originally I found one that said an asshole is calling but didn't think it would be appropriate around kids.
Three kids 18, 16 and 9
Married 18 years.
Multiple D-Days, multiple OW and an OC
I am no longer a guest on the Jerry Springer Show.
Posts: 1327 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Florida
Member # 33226
| Posted: 2:42 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
I send Wasband straight to voice mail, so he doesn't get a special ringtone. But if he did, I think I'd use the sound of crickets chirping.
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"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
Posts: 26959 | Registered: Aug 2011
Member # 39888
| Posted: 2:42 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
LOL...I have 2....the text is a train...as in the train wreck is texting.
His ring is a dog barking...self explanatory
BW: 41 (me)
Pre Nursing Student
Getting a Do over at 42
Posts: 125 | Registered: Jul 2013 | From: Lonelyville
|stronger than he|
Member # 31533
| Posted: 3:59 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
XWH's texts are announced by a clown horn.
"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast." - Oscar Wilde
Posts: 92 | Registered: Mar 2011
Member # 34533
| Posted: 4:09 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
STBXH is blocked for calls/txts on my phone. I did this about 6 months after D-day. Best thing I ever did.
WS: Just a squished bug on the window of my life!
Divorcing, STBXH is engaged/living with OW#3
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Posts: 841 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Must Survive
Member # 25624
| Posted: 5:36 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
Mine is "Cheater,Cheater" by Joey and Rory and I have an ominous tone for his texts and VMs
Your ex wanting to be friends is like asking a kidnapper to stay in touch when they let you go.
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Posts: 1760 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Charlotte, NC
Member # 41150
| Posted: 5:37 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
Irish Blues guitarist Rory Gallagher, perhaps my favorite musician, has has a song called 'Better get used to being my used to be".
Follow your BRAIN.
Your HEART is stupid as shit.
Posts: 294 | Registered: Oct 2013
Member # 30528
| Posted: 9:15 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
The shark music from Jaws
A friend of mine had the distinctive two note "dun dun" from Law & Order when the scene changes.
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Posts: 661 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Canada
Member # 31243
| Posted: 9:23 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
My text tone is the music from the Wizard of Oz, when Miss Gulch is riding her bike to pick up Toto. I created a ringtone for that.
Her ring tone (which I never hear) is the Twilight Zone theme song.
You're an interesting species, an interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable is each other. - Contact
Her: Multiple men, multiple times, OC with the latest one
S: 16, D:14
May 27, 2014 DIVORCED!!!
In the words of Dory "Whew, I'm glad I got that off my chest."
Posts: 248 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: Florida
Member # 39696
| Posted: 10:46 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
Mine says "An idiot is attempting to reach you on your cellular device".
Me = BS
Him = WS
Married 24 years
D-Day: Nov. 10, 2012
Posts: 45 | Registered: Jun 2013
Member # 34543
| Posted: 11:12 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
I have the crickets.
D-Day Spring 2008
3 years false R
Divorce Final 6/7/12
Posts: 608 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: California
Member # 41340
| Posted: 11:18 PM, May 15th (Thursday), 2014|
Barking dog but I should probably change it. I've had that for years and the kids would say- the big dog is calling. Yep- need to change that.
Him - WS (the Grub)
married 28 years/4 kids(mostly grown)
"'Cause there's a side to you that I never knew, never knew.
All the things you'd say, they were never true, never true "
Set Fire to the Rain
Posts: 408 | Registered: Nov 2013
Member # 38424
| Posted: 12:27 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014|
This thread has me chuckling no end.
I must change ex's ring/text tone.
Just need to think of something funny.....
Posts: 459 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: uk
Member # 32789
| Posted: 8:26 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014|
I had Darth Vader's Theme (The Imperial March)
The text tone was Darth Vader's Breath.
Now his profile picture is a clown and the text tone is a clown horn.
I keep changing it so that it's fresh and funny.
He usually texts and if he's driving he calls but I let the kids answer.
They did ask about the clown picture but I just said I thought it was a funny picture.
BS: (Me) 48
Kids: twins DD(10)
D-Day April 18, 2011
Him:out Sept. 11, 2011
He moved an ocean away June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"
Posts: 1531 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Ontario, Canada
Member # 21101
| Posted: 8:37 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014|
I've had that for years and the kids would say- the big dog is calling
You all are very creative. Thanks for the smiles this morning
Kids: 15 & 17
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
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Posts: 9032 | Registered: Oct 2008 | From: St. Louis
Member # 40981
| Posted: 8:52 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014|
This thread has me ROTFL!
My current phone doesn't have separate ringtones although I hope to get a new one soon, but I did change the STBX's ID in my phone so when it rings I see "Rata de dos patas" instead of his name.
I live in a Spanish-speaking country, and this particular song is a perfect description of him. It translates in English as, "Two-legged rat." Here it is with English lyrics:
Married: 9 years
ONS: Multiples over at least a 6-year period, at least twenty
2 OC, one 6 yrs old and the other a few months (by different ONS)
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Posts: 214 | Registered: Oct 2013
Member # 35813
| Posted: 9:13 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014|
This post inspired me to add a special tone to my phone. I don't know why I didn't think of this before - SI rocks!
For texts - an emergency tone that says 'warning you have an ex text"
Ringtone - crazy train - Ozzy Osbourne
Me: BW 38, Him: WH 37
Divorce Granted on December 5, 2012 - fasted divorce ever (thanks to my good lawyer) and I am not looking back with ANY regrets!!
PS...sorry for any spelling errors or missing letters etc..... ty
Posts: 310 | Registered: Jun 2012 | From: Alberta
Member # 26741
| Posted: 9:31 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014|
I have the theme from the Exorcist for the dumbass. It makes me smile.
Nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home- nikki sixx
I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.
Posts: 1276 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: clarksville, tn/ Ft Campbell
Member # 40996
| Posted: 9:43 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014|
Ringtone for my ex
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M 12 yrs 2 Girls 10 & 7
Phone/Cyber Affairs (3 D-Days)
Status: DIVORCED 4/24/2014
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Posts: 526 | Registered: Oct 2013 | From: United Staes
Member # 28851
| Posted: 10:41 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014|
I don't have a ringtone since the number of times we have spoken on the phone in the past 3 years is in the low single digits, but I do have him set to "suspense" for the text tone. It's a very ominous "something bad is around the corner" sound.
Me: 40 and fabulous!
3 children ages 10, 12 and 14
Ex said he wanted separation 2/14/10
DDay #1: 5/23/10 18 month affair with his 22 yr old paralegal
DDay #2 9/22/10 my best friend, now his wife
Re-married a wonderful man.
Posts: 330 | Registered: Jun 2010
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