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Topic: Teslen Funny
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tesla
♀ 34697
Member # 34697 |  Posted: 9:31 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014 |     |
For the purposes of this story...my last name is Mitt and ex-shat's last name is Linseed. The punch line doesn't make sense without last names.
So, we got that?
I'm Tesla Mitt and he's Ex-shat Linseed.
Teslen (my brother) works at a popular local restaurant. Tonight he waited on Ex-shat's dad and step-mom. You would think this would be awkward but ex-shat's dad is laid back and Teslen is a personality so it worked out fine.
Teslen comes home, walks up to me and hands me a $20 bill. I look at him, confused -- "What's this?"
To which he replies, "I just wanted you to remember what it feels like for a Linseed to pay a Mitt."
Ex-shat's dad tipped Teslen $20.
Ex-shat hasn't paid me CS (among other things) in 8 months. [This message edited by tesla at 9:38 PM, May 27th (Tuesday)]
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Posts: 4956 | Registered: Jan 2012 |
nowiknow23
♀ 33226
Member # 33226 | | Posted: 9:36 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
You can call me NIK
"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman
Posts: 27188 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
Kajem
♀ 36134
Member # 36134 | | Posted: 9:38 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
Posts: 5931 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida |
dmari
♀ 37215
Member # 37215 | | Posted: 9:42 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
Me (BS): 43 Children: DD 19, DS 16
Divorced September 30, 2014
"It's always darkest before the dawn ..."
Posts: 2421 | Registered: Oct 2012 |
h0peless
♂ 36697
Member # 36697 | | Posted: 9:52 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
Little brothers are the best.
Posts: 1922 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Baja Arizona |
SBB
♀ 35229
Member # 35229 | | Posted: 1:05 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
Wearing my Telsen fan club badge with pride today!
A Mitt giving a Linseed a serve too!
Are they aware ex-shat hasn't paid anything for 8m? That he owes you over $10k. I'd be mortified if he was my son.... correction - more mortified (he makes mortifider a necessary addition to the English language).
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Posts: 5781 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia |
Vulcanized
♀ 33523
Member # 33523 | | Posted: 2:25 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
Ex-shat doesn't take after XFiL, I take it?
Me: MH 40s; Him: MH 40s (I had RA)
OW: 30s, moron; one of many
M: 8 yrs
3/13: D'd
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Everything is as it should be.
Posts: 829 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Vulcania |
curiouswiz
♀ 34405
Member # 34405 | | Posted: 7:10 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
If you can afford it...frame that baby! Love it... 
God bless us, everyone.
Posts: 633 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Boston |
IrishLass518
♀ 34373
Member # 34373 | | Posted: 7:18 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
I love that he can't afford to pay you but he can afford dinner out and a $20 tip? So is that CS by proxy since the tip went to Teslan?
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
Posts: 1834 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: WA |
GabyBaby
♀ 26928
Member # 26928 | | Posted: 8:46 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
It wasn't Tesla's ex, but her ex's dad and stepmother who were out for dinner...
Me - 42
SorryInSac (STBX WH#2) - 47. DDay 7/12/14
Married 4, together 7yrs total
Status - Done
XWH#1 (serial cheater, 12+ OW) - Legally married 18yrs
DD(21), DS(19, PDD-NOS)
5 Furkids - 3 dogs, 2 cats
I edit often for clarity/typos.
Posts: 6888 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: California |
tesla
♀ 34697
Member # 34697 | | Posted: 11:35 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
If it was ex-shat and stripper whore that Teslen had to wait on, something very bad probably would have happened. Teslen would love nothing more than to pummel the shit out of ex-shat.
Ex-shat takes after his cheating, piece of shit mother...not so much his dad. I assume the excessively large tip was in part acknowledging that his son is a piece of shit deadbeat...but then again, Teslen is a pretty awesome server and makes nice tips.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Posts: 4956 | Registered: Jan 2012 |
IrishLass518
♀ 34373
Member # 34373 | | Posted: 2:51 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
Ha, I was reading fast this morning. 
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
Posts: 1834 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: WA |
tushnurse
♀ 21101
Member # 21101 | | Posted: 4:55 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
Me: FBS
Him: FWS
Kids: 15 & 17
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
Fully R'd, and Happy Happy Happy
Posts: 9056 | Registered: Oct 2008 | From: St. Louis |
solus sto
♀ 30989
Member # 30989 | | Posted: 5:57 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
BS-me, 53
WH (Trac-fone), 53, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
multiple d-days
DIVORCING
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke
Posts: 9337 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest |
GingerAle
♀ 33822
Member # 33822 | | Posted: 9:36 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
Awesome! 
My WH (The KISA, NPD) 6 month EA in 2010
2 other EAs in 2012 & 2013
Filed for D 7/2014
Posts: 428 | Registered: Nov 2011 |
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