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Topic: Teslen Funny
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tesla
♀ 34697
Member # 34697 |  Posted: 9:31 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014 |     |
For the purposes of this story...my last name is Mitt and ex-shat's last name is Linseed. The punch line doesn't make sense without last names.
So, we got that?
I'm Tesla Mitt and he's Ex-shat Linseed.
Teslen (my brother) works at a popular local restaurant. Tonight he waited on Ex-shat's dad and step-mom. You would think this would be awkward but ex-shat's dad is laid back and Teslen is a personality so it worked out fine.
Teslen comes home, walks up to me and hands me a $20 bill. I look at him, confused -- "What's this?"
To which he replies, "I just wanted you to remember what it feels like for a Linseed to pay a Mitt."
Ex-shat's dad tipped Teslen $20.
Ex-shat hasn't paid me CS (among other things) in 8 months. [This message edited by tesla at 9:38 PM, May 27th (Tuesday)]
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Posts: 4958 | Registered: Jan 2012 |
nowiknow23
♀ 33226
Member # 33226 | | Posted: 9:36 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Posts: 37267 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
Kajem
♀ 36134
Member # 36134 | | Posted: 9:38 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
Posts: 6679 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida |
dmari
♀ 37215
Member # 37215 | | Posted: 9:42 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
I SURVIVED infidelity. Me 45, DD 21, DS 17
Divorced September 30, 2014
"It's always darkest before the dawn ..."
Posts: 2841 | Registered: Oct 2012 |
h0peless
♂ 36697
Member # 36697 | | Posted: 9:52 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014 | |
Little brothers are the best.
Posts: 2739 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Baja Arizona |
SBB
♀ 35229
Member # 35229 | | Posted: 1:05 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
Wearing my Telsen fan club badge with pride today!
A Mitt giving a Linseed a serve too!
Are they aware ex-shat hasn't paid anything for 8m? That he owes you over $10k. I'd be mortified if he was my son.... correction - more mortified (he makes mortifider a necessary addition to the English language).
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Posts: 5981 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia |
Vulcanized
♀ 33523
Member # 33523 | | Posted: 2:25 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
Ex-shat doesn't take after XFiL, I take it?
Me: fBW/MH 40s
3.26.13: Liberation day: D'd the whiny turd after being saddled with a serial cheating, NPD, jitbag 10 years too long
Now: happy in life, happily in love with the RIGHT man -----> Everything is as it should be
Posts: 922 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: The Hostile City |
curiouswiz
♀ 34405
Member # 34405 | | Posted: 7:10 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
If you can afford it...frame that baby! Love it... 
God bless us, everyone.
Posts: 633 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Boston |
IrishLass518
♀ 34373
Member # 34373 | | Posted: 7:18 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
I love that he can't afford to pay you but he can afford dinner out and a $20 tip? So is that CS by proxy since the tip went to Teslan?
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
Posts: 1858 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: WA |
GabyBaby
♀ 26928
Member # 26928 | | Posted: 8:46 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
It wasn't Tesla's ex, but her ex's dad and stepmother who were out for dinner...
Me - 44
DD(23), DS(20, PDD-NOS)
WH#2 (SorryinSac)- Killed himself in our home 6 days after being served divorce docs.
XWH #1 - legally married 18yrs. 12+ OW (that I know of).
I edit often for clarity/typos.
Posts: 9462 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Here and There |
tesla
♀ 34697
Member # 34697 | | Posted: 11:35 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
If it was ex-shat and stripper whore that Teslen had to wait on, something very bad probably would have happened. Teslen would love nothing more than to pummel the shit out of ex-shat.
Ex-shat takes after his cheating, piece of shit mother...not so much his dad. I assume the excessively large tip was in part acknowledging that his son is a piece of shit deadbeat...but then again, Teslen is a pretty awesome server and makes nice tips.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Posts: 4958 | Registered: Jan 2012 |
IrishLass518
♀ 34373
Member # 34373 | | Posted: 2:51 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
Ha, I was reading fast this morning. 
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
Posts: 1858 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: WA |
tushnurse
♀ 21101
Member # 21101 | | Posted: 4:55 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
Me: FBS
Him: FWS
Kids: 16 & 18
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.
Posts: 11633 | Registered: Oct 2008 | From: St. Louis |
solus sto
♀ 30989
Member # 30989 | | Posted: 5:57 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
BS-me, 54; WH (Trac-fone), 54, PD---divorcing
So much for the past and present. The future is called "perhaps," which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to let that scare you--Tennessee Williams
Posts: 14277 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest |
GingerAle
♀ 33822
Member # 33822 | | Posted: 9:36 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014 | |
Awesome! 
My EXWH: 6 month EA in 2010 OW 1
2 year Sexting/PA 2012-2014 OW2
I divorced him in May 2014
Posts: 442 | Registered: Nov 2011 |
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