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tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 3:31 AM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
For the purposes of this story...my last name is Mitt and ex-shat's last name is Linseed. The punch line doesn't make sense without last names.
So, we got that?
I'm Tesla Mitt and he's Ex-shat Linseed.
Teslen (my brother) works at a popular local restaurant. Tonight he waited on Ex-shat's dad and step-mom. You would think this would be awkward but ex-shat's dad is laid back and Teslen is a personality so it worked out fine.
Teslen comes home, walks up to me and hands me a $20 bill. I look at him, confused -- "What's this?"
To which he replies, "I just wanted you to remember what it feels like for a Linseed to pay a Mitt."
Ex-shat's dad tipped Teslen $20.
Ex-shat hasn't paid me CS (among other things) in 8 months.
[This message edited by tesla at 9:38 PM, May 27th (Tuesday)]
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:36 AM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Kajem ( member #36134) posted at 3:38 AM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - UnknownRelationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
dmari ( member #37215) posted at 3:42 AM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
good one!! Hold on to that feeling ... it's probably going to be awhile until it happens again.
h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 3:52 AM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
Little brothers are the best.
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 7:05 AM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
Wearing my Telsen fan club badge with pride today!
A Mitt giving a Linseed a serve too!
Are they aware ex-shat hasn't paid anything for 8m? That he owes you over $10k. I'd be mortified if he was my son.... correction - more mortified (he makes mortifider a necessary addition to the English language).
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Vulcanized ( member #33523) posted at 8:25 AM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
Ex-shat doesn't take after XFiL, I take it?
Me: fBW/MH 40s
3.26.13: Liberation day: D'd the whiny turd after being saddled with a serial cheating, NPD, jitbag 10 years too long
Now:-----> Everything is as it should be
curiouswiz ( member #34405) posted at 1:10 PM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
If you can afford it...frame that baby! Love it... 
IrishLass518 ( member #34373) posted at 1:18 PM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
I love that he can't afford to pay you but he can afford dinner out and a $20 tip? So is that CS by proxy since the tip went to Teslan?
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
GabyBaby ( member #26928) posted at 2:46 PM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
It wasn't Tesla's ex, but her ex's dad and stepmother who were out for dinner...
Me - late 40s
DD(27), DS(24, PDD-NOS)
WH#2 (SorryinSac)- Killed himself (May 2015) in our home 6 days after being served divorce docs.
XWH #1 - legally married 18yrs. 12+ OW (that I know of).
I edit often for clarity/typos.
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 5:35 PM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
If it was ex-shat and stripper whore that Teslen had to wait on, something very bad probably would have happened. Teslen would love nothing more than to pummel the shit out of ex-shat.
Ex-shat takes after his cheating, piece of shit mother...not so much his dad. I assume the excessively large tip was in part acknowledging that his son is a piece of shit deadbeat...but then again, Teslen is a pretty awesome server and makes nice tips.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
IrishLass518 ( member #34373) posted at 8:51 PM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
Ha, I was reading fast this morning. 
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
tushnurse ( member #21101) posted at 10:55 PM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
snork!!! that one made me laugh.
Me: FBSHim: FWSKids: 23 & 27 Married for 32 years now, was 16 at the time.D-Day Sept 26 2008R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.
solus sto ( member #30989) posted at 11:57 PM on Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
BS-me, 62; X-irrelevant; we’re D & NC. "So much for the past and present. The future is called 'perhaps,' which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to let that scare you." Tennessee Williams
GingerAle ( member #33822) posted at 3:36 AM on Thursday, May 29th, 2014
Awesome! 
My EXWH: 6 month EA in 2010 OW 1
2 year Sexting/PA 2012-2014 OW2
I divorced him in May 2014
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