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User Topic: Teslen Funny
tesla
♀ 34697
Member # 34697
Default  Posted: 9:31 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

For the purposes of this story...my last name is Mitt and ex-shat's last name is Linseed. The punch line doesn't make sense without last names.

So, we got that?
I'm Tesla Mitt and he's Ex-shat Linseed.

Teslen (my brother) works at a popular local restaurant. Tonight he waited on Ex-shat's dad and step-mom. You would think this would be awkward but ex-shat's dad is laid back and Teslen is a personality so it worked out fine.

Teslen comes home, walks up to me and hands me a $20 bill. I look at him, confused -- "What's this?"

To which he replies, "I just wanted you to remember what it feels like for a Linseed to pay a Mitt."

Ex-shat's dad tipped Teslen $20.
Ex-shat hasn't paid me CS (among other things) in 8 months.

[This message edited by tesla at 9:38 PM, May 27th (Tuesday)]


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4956 | Registered: Jan 2012
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 9:36 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

"And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."
- Sarah McMane


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Kajem
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Default  Posted: 9:38 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Good one Teslen!


I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

Posts: 6455 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida
dmari
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Default  Posted: 9:42 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


good one!! Hold on to that feeling ... it's probably going to be awhile until it happens again.


Me (FBS): 43 Children: DD 19, DS 16
Divorced September 30, 2014
"It's always darkest before the dawn ..."

Posts: 2586 | Registered: Oct 2012
h0peless
♂ 36697
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Default  Posted: 9:52 PM, May 27th (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Little brothers are the best.

Posts: 2408 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Baja Arizona
SBB
♀ 35229
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Default  Posted: 1:05 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wearing my Telsen fan club badge with pride today!

A Mitt giving a Linseed a serve too!

Are they aware ex-shat hasn't paid anything for 8m? That he owes you over $10k. I'd be mortified if he was my son.... correction - more mortified (he makes mortifider a necessary addition to the English language).


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 5922 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Vulcanized
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Default  Posted: 2:25 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ex-shat doesn't take after XFiL, I take it?


Me: MH 40s; Him: MH 40s (I had RA)
OW: 30s, moron; one of many
M: 8 yrs
3/13: D'd
-----------------------------------------------------------
Everything is as it should be.

Posts: 847 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Vulcania
curiouswiz
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Default  Posted: 7:10 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If you can afford it...frame that baby! Love it...


God bless us, everyone.

Posts: 633 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Boston
IrishLass518
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Default  Posted: 7:18 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love that he can't afford to pay you but he can afford dinner out and a $20 tip? So is that CS by proxy since the tip went to Teslan?


Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"

Posts: 1855 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: WA
GabyBaby
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Default  Posted: 8:46 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It wasn't Tesla's ex, but her ex's dad and stepmother who were out for dinner...


Me - 43
DD(22), DS(19, PDD-NOS)

WH#2 (SorryInSac) - 47
Together 8, M 5yrs. DDay 7/12/14
I filed for D 5/18/15.
He committed suicide 5/28/15.

XWH #1 - legally married 18yrs. 12+ OW (that I know of).

I edit often for clarity/typos.


Posts: 7534 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: California
tesla
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Default  Posted: 11:35 AM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If it was ex-shat and stripper whore that Teslen had to wait on, something very bad probably would have happened. Teslen would love nothing more than to pummel the shit out of ex-shat.

Ex-shat takes after his cheating, piece of shit mother...not so much his dad. I assume the excessively large tip was in part acknowledging that his son is a piece of shit deadbeat...but then again, Teslen is a pretty awesome server and makes nice tips.


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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IrishLass518
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Default  Posted: 2:51 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ha, I was reading fast this morning.


Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"

Posts: 1855 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: WA
tushnurse
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Default  Posted: 4:55 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

snork!!! that one made me laugh.


Me: FBS
Him: FWS
Kids: 16 & 18
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
Fully R'd, and Happy Happy Happy

Posts: 9973 | Registered: Oct 2008 | From: St. Louis
solus sto
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Default  Posted: 5:57 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Perfect.


BS-me, 53
WH (Trac-fone), 53, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
multiple d-days
DIVORCING
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke

Posts: 10968 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest
GingerAle
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Default  Posted: 9:36 PM, May 28th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Awesome!


My WH (The KISA, NPD) 6 month EA in 2010
At least 2 other EAs in 2012 & 2013
Filed for D 7/2014
Divorce final 12/2014


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