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tesla posted 5/27/2014 21:31 PM

For the purposes of this story...my last name is Mitt and ex-shat's last name is Linseed. The punch line doesn't make sense without last names.

So, we got that?
I'm Tesla Mitt and he's Ex-shat Linseed.

Teslen (my brother) works at a popular local restaurant. Tonight he waited on Ex-shat's dad and step-mom. You would think this would be awkward but ex-shat's dad is laid back and Teslen is a personality so it worked out fine.

Teslen comes home, walks up to me and hands me a $20 bill. I look at him, confused -- "What's this?"

To which he replies, "I just wanted you to remember what it feels like for a Linseed to pay a Mitt."

Ex-shat's dad tipped Teslen $20.
Ex-shat hasn't paid me CS (among other things) in 8 months.

[This message edited by tesla at 9:38 PM, May 27th (Tuesday)]

nowiknow23 posted 5/27/2014 21:36 PM

Kajem posted 5/27/2014 21:38 PM

Good one Teslen!

dmari posted 5/27/2014 21:42 PM


good one!! Hold on to that feeling ... it's probably going to be awhile until it happens again.

h0peless posted 5/27/2014 21:52 PM

Little brothers are the best.

SBB posted 5/28/2014 01:05 AM

Wearing my Telsen fan club badge with pride today!

A Mitt giving a Linseed a serve too!

Are they aware ex-shat hasn't paid anything for 8m? That he owes you over $10k. I'd be mortified if he was my son.... correction - more mortified (he makes mortifider a necessary addition to the English language).

Vulcanized posted 5/28/2014 02:25 AM

Ex-shat doesn't take after XFiL, I take it?

curiouswiz posted 5/28/2014 07:10 AM

If you can afford it...frame that baby! Love it...

IrishLass518 posted 5/28/2014 07:18 AM

I love that he can't afford to pay you but he can afford dinner out and a $20 tip? So is that CS by proxy since the tip went to Teslan?

GabyBaby posted 5/28/2014 08:46 AM

It wasn't Tesla's ex, but her ex's dad and stepmother who were out for dinner...

tesla posted 5/28/2014 11:35 AM

If it was ex-shat and stripper whore that Teslen had to wait on, something very bad probably would have happened. Teslen would love nothing more than to pummel the shit out of ex-shat.

Ex-shat takes after his cheating, piece of shit mother...not so much his dad. I assume the excessively large tip was in part acknowledging that his son is a piece of shit deadbeat...but then again, Teslen is a pretty awesome server and makes nice tips.

IrishLass518 posted 5/28/2014 14:51 PM

Ha, I was reading fast this morning.

tushnurse posted 5/28/2014 16:55 PM

snork!!! that one made me laugh.

solus sto posted 5/28/2014 17:57 PM

Perfect.

GingerAle posted 5/28/2014 21:36 PM

Awesome!

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