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Williesmom posted 6/1/2014 13:25 PM

I was at the flea market today and Saw a huge metal folk art chicken.

I asked the vendor "how much for the big slutty chicken?"

He just looked at me like I was crazy ( i am not, btw).

So, I now have a big slutty chicken that cost me my last $9.

persevere posted 6/1/2014 13:28 PM

Well hell, now I've gotta see it! Pic please wm!!!

Brandon808 posted 6/1/2014 13:28 PM

Ditto what persevere said.

SisterMilkshake posted 6/1/2014 13:30 PM

How big and whatcha gonna do with it the big slutty chicken? Of course you aren't crazy!

Agree with perserve, pic please. (Although I don't know how to post pictures!)

cmego posted 6/1/2014 13:37 PM

OMG..have you heard the story of Beyonce??? The big metal chicken??

"knock-knock…."

http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/

So hysterical.

SisterMilkshake posted 6/1/2014 13:55 PM

Thats hilarious, cmego.

Dreamboat posted 6/1/2014 14:03 PM

OMG! Tears are rolling down my face because I am laughing so hard at Beyonce!

nowiknow23 posted 6/1/2014 15:24 PM

LOVE the Bloggess and Beyonce. And now Williesmom's big slutty chicken.

persevere posted 6/1/2014 17:16 PM

That blog was hysterical!

jo2love posted 6/1/2014 17:29 PM

Congrats on your chicken. We need pics.


“It’s an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. 15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.”

Amazonia posted 6/1/2014 19:10 PM

I think of Beyonce every time there's a big slutty chicken post.

sparklezombie posted 6/1/2014 19:27 PM

Pics please. Nothing like a slutty chicken to wrap up a weekend!

FaithFool posted 6/1/2014 19:42 PM

and only nine bucks!

Williesmom posted 6/1/2014 20:29 PM

The first one is Willie checking out the big slutty chicken. The second is slutty chicken in all her glory.

You'll be happy to know that she had a hole in her butt where you can insert a tea light - if you're into that kind of thing.

[This message edited by Williesmom at 8:41 PM, June 1st (Sunday)]

ThoughtIKnewYa posted 6/1/2014 20:43 PM

LOVE this thread!!

Can you put an egg shaped candle "up there"?

ETA: I'm a little slow. I should have said, "Up in HER."

[This message edited by ThoughtIKnewYa at 9:23 PM, June 1st (Sunday)]

Brandon808 posted 6/1/2014 21:18 PM

Cool!

SBB posted 6/1/2014 22:48 PM

You.Are.Awesome.

PurpleRose posted 6/1/2014 22:52 PM

I was going to reference Beyoncé but I figured no one would have a clue what I was talking about and think I was a nut.

cmego are you a Pea? If you are, you will know what I am talking about. If not, then nevermind and I swear I am not a nut!!

Beyoncé rules!

h0peless posted 6/1/2014 22:53 PM

You'll be happy to know that she had a hole in her butt where you can insert a tea light - if you're into that kind of thing.

sparkysable posted 6/2/2014 10:33 AM

Yoo hoo! Suckstobeme! Are you seeing this?

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