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User Topic: Anyone done anything stupid lately?
knightsbff
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Shutup  Posted: 12:40 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'll tell you mine if you'll tell me yours.

Ok. I'm gonna tell you anyway or I wouldn't have started a thread.

I had a list of errands to run today before I picked DD up after drivers ed. So I loaded the vehicle with the recycling to go to the Association for Retarded Citizens, a bunch of weird chrysalis things to get identified at the Ag Center so I can try to save my trees, both dogs to go to Tractor Supply, and DS. I stopped in my neighbor's driveway to chat and show her the chrysalis things. While she was showing me her renovations DS got impatient and got out of the car to get me, the new addition doggy, "Gibbs" jumped on the door lock and locked us out with the car running. We looked for the extra key and I realized it was in the car with my iPhone and iPad. I decided to get knight to unlock it for me from his phone since I couldn't get to mine so I called the ER and asked for him.

Me: hi Ms. P, can I speak with Dr. knight please?
Her: who's calling please?
Me: it's KBFF.
Her: I thought that was you, but he's not scheduled to come in until 6 PM.
Me: oh my Gosh! I forgot, he's right her in bed sleeping!
Her: lol, I won't tell anyone you called *hangs up still cracking up*

When I finally got in touch with onstar I found out I had let it expire and you can only reactivate it by pushing the blue button INSIDE the vehicle. So I'm out there calling the dogs trying to get them to step on the door lock again.

Finally I called a LEO friend of ours and he broke in with a slim Jim. Picked up DD and got nothing done. Fun day.

Oh, remember I mentioned putting the recyclables in the car? My GSD LOVES plastic bottles...at least someone had fun today.

[This message edited by knightsbff at 12:42 AM, June 5th (Thursday)]


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D-day August 27, 2012
3 kids and 2 dogs

I edit often because I make a lot of typos. ☺️


Posts: 1525 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Deep South, USA
wannabenormal
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Default  Posted: 2:06 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I decided to color my hair at home. I chose a 'summery' shade to complement natural shade. I do have a lot of gray, but thought 'medium auburn/brown' would be okay.

I am sitting here tonight, after playing hair-stylist, with dark hot pink on top of my head (the gray that needed cover) and the rest brown.

I look like an idiot! I've decided to skip work to "correct" it with DARK brown all over. *sigh*



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Tred
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Default  Posted: 7:27 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Association for Retarded Citizens

What the heck is that?


Married: 17 years (14 @JFO)
D-Day: 11/09/11
"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)

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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 7:52 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I believe that their current name is "The ARC"


AKA Moo

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 8:46 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I believe that their current name is "The ARC"

We just call them "our neighbors"

(sorry, couldn't resist).


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Deeply Scared
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Default  Posted: 8:47 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yesterday morning I went to my stray kitty food bin in the laundry room to feed stray kitty. When I opened the lid I realized instead of putting her Hello Kitty food cup back in the bin from her last feeding...I put in the car version of Wet Wipes in there


"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.


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knightsbff
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Default  Posted: 9:41 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Association for Retarded Citizens

What the heck is that?


"(my parish) Association for Retarded Citizens, Inc. is a private, non-profit, community-based organization which provides services for citizens with Developmental Disabilities, ages 20 to 65."

They accept materials for recycling to make some money. There is no recycling program in our backward, Podunk town.

[This message edited by knightsbff at 11:51 AM, June 5th (Thursday)]


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D-day August 27, 2012
3 kids and 2 dogs

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Posts: 1525 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Deep South, USA
Tred
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Default  Posted: 9:43 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I just thought it wasn't PC to use certain words for people with learning disabilities.


Married: 17 years (14 @JFO)
D-Day: 11/09/11
"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)

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lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 9:57 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

All I know is I saw "Anyone done anything stupid lately? " and Tred posted, so I had to come check out what he did.


A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.

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Tred
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Default  Posted: 9:59 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ouch.


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D-Day: 11/09/11
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JanaGreen
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Default  Posted: 10:37 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I ran into a wall yesterday in full view of the receptionist.

My middle name should have been Grace.


We're both in our 30s. One awesome 5-year-old daughter. Baby Green 2.0 expected June 2015!!!!!!!!!

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jjct
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Default  Posted: 10:42 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

@ lies!!!!!!
Poor Tred - you're such a good guy!

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sisoon
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Default  Posted: 10:48 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Lately? No, not since yesterday.

Of course, I haven't gotten dressed yet today....


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DDay - 12/22/2010
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I share my own experience because it's the only experience I know, not because I'm a good model.

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Rebreather
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Default  Posted: 10:52 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I dunno kbff, that sounds like something stupid your DOG did!

Yesterday on the way to work, I was drinking my berry/hemp powder smoothie and a piece of ice kept getting lodged in the straw. So I unscrewed the lid and ever so gently blew some air down the straw...not quite realizing (because I was driving) that the straw was still IN the smoothie and FLAP I blew smoothie all over me and my car. And not a napkin to be found, so I had to wipe off my face and shirt with an airport parking recipet. THAT shirt is ruined!


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"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi

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lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 10:55 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Poor Tred - you're such a good guy!


I wasn't knocking Tred. I just thought that if he did something stupid it was going to be something hilariously funny, so I wanted to read about it.


A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.

Posts: 13878 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Tred
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Default  Posted: 11:00 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It's all good Lies! I wish I had something funny to post, but JJ hasn't been around to hold my beer .

And Rebreather - that is funny. What do they put in those hemp smoothies?


Married: 17 years (14 @JFO)
D-Day: 11/09/11
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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 11:20 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ok, I'll share. I made rhubarb crunch the other day and ended up sharing my "recipe" on FB -

My rhubarb crunch uses the same recipe as yours with the following modifications:

1. Instead of making the crunch ahead of time, start the syrup on the stove first.

2. When the syrup starts boiling, remember that you forgot to make the crunch part.

3. Start making the crunch and when the syrup boils over, covering your stove in burning sugar water, abandon the crunch and pull the syrup off the stove while spilling it all over your shoes and the floor.

4. Open all the windows in the house and yank the battery out of the smoke alarm while being thankful you were wearing shoes for once.

5. Throw the crunch into the wrong sized pan, and then move it into the right pan before realizing that you forgot to grease it. Repeat this step until you remember to grease the pan.

6. Toss in the rhubarb and cover it with what’s left of the syrup.

7. Remember that you were supposed to whisk vanilla into the syrup. Sprinkle some vanilla on top of the rhubarb.

8. Cover with the remaining crunch while wondering why it seems different than the last batch you made.

9. Bake for one hour, and as you remove it from the oven, remember that you forgot to add the brown sugar.

10. Eat it anyway.


For the record, it was delicious.

[This message edited by nowiknow23 at 11:21 AM, June 5th (Thursday)]


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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 11:24 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

And she burned all those calories in the prep.


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 53293 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 11:36 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Hemp powder" ... Uh-huh


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 11:41 AM, June 5th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh man, rebreather, that BLOWS!

DS... Hello Kitty cup for the strays? Too funny.

[This message edited by FaithFool at 11:43 AM, June 5th (Thursday)]


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