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risingfromashes posted 6/9/2014 14:05 PM

On Zoosk I get this message today.

"If I were in charge of the alphabet I would put U and I together"


Really? I wonder how many times that line has been recycled? And has it ever worked?

nowiknow23 posted 6/9/2014 14:23 PM

Classic.

Phoenix1 posted 6/9/2014 14:50 PM

Yep, right up there with the other classics:

"You must have lasers for eyes because you have stunned me!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"I hope you know CPR because you have stopped my heart!"

marlie2014 posted 6/10/2014 09:14 AM

Once I was walking through the park and had just come from Subway so I had the bag in my hand, and a man said to me, "Are you on the Subway diet? Because it's working REAL GOOD."

Pass posted 6/10/2014 22:41 PM

Quietly sitting here and taking notes. I'll be fighting the women off!

risingfromashes posted 6/11/2014 06:48 AM

No matter if it was the year you were born never ever ever use 69 as part of your screen name
Just got a "wink" from Lookinforlove69. Keep looking buddy.

EvenKeel posted 6/11/2014 07:53 AM

Me and my friend use to keep track of all the funny pick-up lines for OLD. It was almost like a hobby!

I think if they are creative enough - you have to give them credit for it. Hey - at least they are taking the effort to be memorable and try to make you smile (even if it is in a smile with an eyeroll sorta way).

better4me posted 6/11/2014 08:10 AM

One guy on Match has the letters BSM as part of his screen name. Every time I see his name, I read it as BDSM which the Urban Dictionary defines as: An overlapping abbreviation of Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS), Sadism and Masochism (SM) and it skeers me

[This message edited by better4me at 8:10 AM, June 11th (Wednesday)]

EvenKeel posted 6/11/2014 08:40 AM

When I was on OLD, there was one guy who started messaging me. He seemed normal enough. We online messaged and eventually I had him send me some pics via an email account. Whelp - his email nickname was "Chasing Tang". Ummmm - no thanks.

Williesmom posted 6/11/2014 09:28 AM

I saw one today that his headline said "Pizza is my second favorite "P" word".

Very smooth.

7yrsflushed posted 6/11/2014 09:46 AM

It's like reading script rejects from an Austin powers movie! Just add "yeah babeeeeee" to the end of the bad pick up lines.

EvenKeel posted 6/11/2014 09:52 AM

"Pizza is my second favorite "P" word".

I am sure he meant pepperoni...I mean, some people pick off a slice of pepperoni first because they love it so!

nutmegkitty posted 6/11/2014 19:47 PM

I got an email today that just said "mmmmm hot!"

Mmmmm, NO THANKS. Ick.

asurvivor posted 6/11/2014 20:00 PM

"Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear."

nutmegkitty posted 6/11/2014 20:01 PM

Oh my god, ON WHAT PLANET would that work? ?

risingfromashes posted 6/11/2014 20:13 PM

Holy Sh...
survivor!!!
Professional on the prowl!

asurvivor posted 6/11/2014 20:24 PM

Oh my god, ON WHAT PLANET would that work?

The Planet Dumbass

sunsetslost posted 6/11/2014 20:54 PM

So are you saying "imfatandstoopid69yeahyouheardme69" is taken? Back to the drawing board.

risingfromashes posted 6/12/2014 14:51 PM

Just got another beauty...

Did it hurt you when you fell out of Heaven?

It must work with some women or else men wouldn't keep coming with this happy horseshit right?

LineInTheSand posted 6/12/2014 17:50 PM

Did it hurt you when you fell out of Heaven?


"If I were in charge of the alphabet I would put U and I together"


I believe Zoosk sends out these messages rather than the members. I remember seeing those same messages when I was on Zoosk.

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