Topic: how will you survive?
Member # 12802
| Posted: 11:07 AM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
the cats laser pointer
hopefully it'll be a zombie cat apocalypse.
[This message edited by unfound at 11:08 AM, June 22nd (Sunday)]
From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK
Posts: 14892 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
Member # 16024
| Posted: 11:15 AM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
DD's car keys. The car has over 120,000 miles. Not sure how far we'll get
Happiness is an inside job. ---William Arthur Ward
Posts: 39821 | Registered: Sep 2007
|Sad in AZ|
Member # 24239
| Posted: 11:36 AM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
A blanket that I'm crocheting...
Maybe it will become a cloak of invisibility...
May your 2015 be more FUCK YEAH! than fuck this
Posts: 20741 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Member # 23138
| Posted: 12:05 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Water and bug spray. I'm grabbing the bug spray.
DD: 1-14-09 EA/PA OM #1
DD#2: 5-18-09 EA OM #2
5-31-09: Told me she hasn't loved me.
Me BH: 38
Posts: 3260 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: Inside your computer.
Member # 33226
| Posted: 2:20 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
An empty bowl that used to contain ice cream. Don't judge me!
You can call me NIK
"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
Posts: 27021 | Registered: Aug 2011
Member # 34602
| Posted: 2:24 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Part of a rainbow loom. Maybe we can frustrate them to death by asking them to make a starburst bracelet.
Me (BW): 32
WH: 34 TimeToManUp
Married: 11 years, together 16 years
3 daughters: 9, 5, 3, and and 2 angel babies (2013 and 2014)
Confronted him: 12/22/2011
Posts: 1756 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: New Jersey
Member # 13333
| Posted: 3:02 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
A glass of homemade SANGRIA!
Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.
Posts: 6930 | Registered: Jan 2007 | From: WNY
Member # 21886
| Posted: 4:38 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
The object immediately to my left is my e-cig. Not sure how useful that would be...
BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Posts: 5904 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
Member # 36213
| Posted: 4:44 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
To my left - my cat, and she loves everybody. Damn!
Posts: 1908 | Registered: Jul 2012
Member # 33886
| Posted: 5:01 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Ok. Object? Pillow. Can I use my DD instead? She would make it WAY more interesting.
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne
Posts: 6646 | Registered: Nov 2011
Member # 33457
| Posted: 5:11 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
An empty bowl that used to contain ice cream.
That would work if the zombies were lactose intolerant.
One of those heat bags. (Look that up on Urban Dictionary....God, I'm old btw )
So, it would be death by bean-bag basically.
Posts: 1767 | Registered: Sep 2011
Member # 36853
| Posted: 5:39 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
D-day August 27, 2012
3 kids and 2 dogs
I edit often because I make a lot of typos. ☺️
Posts: 1555 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Deep South, USA
Member # 27035
| Posted: 5:50 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Huh. A Kindle. Well, if we make them read Moby Dick, maybe it'll bore them to death.
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
Posts: 5337 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
Member # 30989
| Posted: 5:52 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
To my immediate left, I have a giant yellow stuffed peanut M&M that arrived, unbidden, in the mail yesterday--along with a thank you note for purchasing more than $10 worth of M&Ms. (I won't say how much more than $10.) Which might, in and of itself, be a harbinger of the Zombie Apocalypse. Big Brother watches, and giant M&Ms are delivered. Clearly, the apocalypse is upon us.
Oh. And the M&M? It's a good weapon. It's already wrought havoc---a lamp and picture on the wall were felled by it, and it packs a punch when used in an impromptu game of dodge ball. It could easily knock a decaying zombie noggin off.
WH (Trac-fone), 53, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke
Posts: 9321 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest
Member # 15584
| Posted: 6:04 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
tv tray. guess I have a shield!!
Failure is success if we learn from it.
Posts: 4265 | Registered: Aug 2007 | From: michigan
Member # 29447
| Posted: 6:11 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Immediately to my left? Sweet! It's HT! He can protect me from zombies any day! To my right is DD so I guess I should protect her while HT fights off those zombies with his pillow on his left.
Me: WS 42
Him: BH 43(HoldingTogether)
M: 18years, together 22
2 Daughters: 13 and 10
D Day: 7/24/2010; TT to 10/17/10
If you keep asking people to give you the benefit of the doubt, they will eventually start to doubt your benefit.
Posts: 838 | Registered: Aug 2010 | From: Texas
Member # 39099
| Posted: 6:18 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Well, if I look left and a little down, the tennis shoes I just removed from my feet. Which is great, since zombies aren't known for their speed.
Me (BS)-46, WW-43
DDay 2/17/13, 9-10 month PA/EA
M - 18 years, 4 children
Posts: 1526 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Texas
Member # 18449
| Posted: 6:24 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Will hand sanitizer burn zombies??
Posts: 11808 | Registered: Mar 2008
Member # 40229
| Posted: 8:04 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Remington .308 w laser rifle....but no ammo.
I don't need further confirmation of what a fuckwit he is. I already have plenty, thanks very much. -SBB
Posts: 2638 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: AZ
Member # 37091
| Posted: 8:26 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
My hamper....im screwed lol
Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild
No longer together
"There are times when our reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind." Patrick Rothfuss
Posts: 2851 | Registered: Oct 2012
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