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unfound posted 6/22/2014 11:07 AM

the cats laser pointer

hopefully it'll be a zombie cat apocalypse.

[This message edited by unfound at 11:08 AM, June 22nd (Sunday)]

authenticnow posted 6/22/2014 11:15 AM

DD's car keys. The car has over 120,000 miles. Not sure how far we'll get .

Sad in AZ posted 6/22/2014 11:36 AM

A blanket that I'm crocheting...

Maybe it will become a cloak of invisibility...

Myname posted 6/22/2014 12:05 PM

Water and bug spray. I'm grabbing the bug spray.

nowiknow23 posted 6/22/2014 14:20 PM

An empty bowl that used to contain ice cream. Don't judge me!

TattoodChinaDoll posted 6/22/2014 14:24 PM

Part of a rainbow loom. Maybe we can frustrate them to death by asking them to make a starburst bracelet.

Lucky2HaveMe posted 6/22/2014 15:02 PM

A glass of homemade SANGRIA!

Clarrissa posted 6/22/2014 16:38 PM

The object immediately to my left is my e-cig. Not sure how useful that would be...

Waiting4Daylite posted 6/22/2014 16:44 PM

To my left - my cat, and she loves everybody. Damn!

Aubrie posted 6/22/2014 17:01 PM

My daughter.

Ok. Object? Pillow. Can I use my DD instead? She would make it WAY more interesting.

DixieD posted 6/22/2014 17:11 PM

An empty bowl that used to contain ice cream.

That would work if the zombies were lactose intolerant.

One of those heat bags. (Look that up on Urban Dictionary....God, I'm old btw )

So, it would be death by bean-bag basically.

knightsbff posted 6/22/2014 17:39 PM

Ear buds.....

kernel posted 6/22/2014 17:50 PM

Huh. A Kindle. Well, if we make them read Moby Dick, maybe it'll bore them to death.

solus sto posted 6/22/2014 17:52 PM

To my immediate left, I have a giant yellow stuffed peanut M&M that arrived, unbidden, in the mail yesterday--along with a thank you note for purchasing more than $10 worth of M&Ms. (I won't say how much more than $10.) Which might, in and of itself, be a harbinger of the Zombie Apocalypse. Big Brother watches, and giant M&Ms are delivered. Clearly, the apocalypse is upon us.

Oh. And the M&M? It's a good weapon. It's already wrought havoc---a lamp and picture on the wall were felled by it, and it packs a punch when used in an impromptu game of dodge ball. It could easily knock a decaying zombie noggin off.

little turtle posted 6/22/2014 18:04 PM

tv tray. guess I have a shield!!

WalkinOnEggshelz posted 6/22/2014 18:11 PM

Immediately to my left? Sweet! It's HT! He can protect me from zombies any day! To my right is DD so I guess I should protect her while HT fights off those zombies with his pillow on his left.

Sal1995 posted 6/22/2014 18:18 PM

Well, if I look left and a little down, the tennis shoes I just removed from my feet. Which is great, since zombies aren't known for their speed.

ThoughtIKnewYa posted 6/22/2014 18:24 PM

Hand sanitizer. Will hand sanitizer burn zombies??

StillLivin posted 6/22/2014 20:04 PM

Remington .308 w laser rifle....but no ammo.

Unagie posted 6/22/2014 20:26 PM

My hamper....im screwed lol

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