Topic: how will you survive?
Member # 12802
| Posted: 11:07 AM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
the cats laser pointer
hopefully it'll be a zombie cat apocalypse.
[This message edited by unfound at 11:08 AM, June 22nd (Sunday)]
Kids on the playground can be so cruel. “Get off the swings you’re like 50, and stop talking about Soundgarden, we don't even know what that is."
Posts: 14937 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
Member # 16024
| Posted: 11:15 AM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
DD's car keys. The car has over 120,000 miles. Not sure how far we'll get
Suppressing your feelings only locks them in place.
Posts: 52118 | Registered: Sep 2007
|Sad in AZ|
Member # 24239
| Posted: 11:36 AM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
A blanket that I'm crocheting...
Maybe it will become a cloak of invisibility...
Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the tylenol?
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-62
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
Posts: 24145 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Southern New Mexico
Member # 23138
| Posted: 12:05 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Water and bug spray. I'm grabbing the bug spray.
DD: 1-14-09 EA/PA OM #1
DD#2: 5-18-09 EA OM #2
5-31-09: Told me she hasn't loved me.
Me BH: 38
Posts: 3660 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: Inside your computer.
Member # 33226
| Posted: 2:20 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
An empty bowl that used to contain ice cream. Don't judge me!
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Posts: 37984 | Registered: Aug 2011
Member # 34602
| Posted: 2:24 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Part of a rainbow loom. Maybe we can frustrate them to death by asking them to make a starburst bracelet.
WH: 35 TimeToManUp
Married: 12 years, together 18 years
3 daughters: 10, 7, 4, and 2 angel babies (2013 and 2014)
Confronted him: 12/22/2011
This is the most difficult thing I've ever done.
Posts: 1840 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: New Jersey
Member # 13333
| Posted: 3:02 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
A glass of homemade SANGRIA!
Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.
Posts: 8359 | Registered: Jan 2007 | From: WNY
Member # 21886
| Posted: 4:38 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
The object immediately to my left is my e-cig. Not sure how useful that would be...
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Posts: 6151 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
Member # 36213
| Posted: 4:44 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
To my left - my cat, and she loves everybody. Damn!
Posts: 2258 | Registered: Jul 2012
Member # 33886
| Posted: 5:01 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Ok. Object? Pillow. Can I use my DD instead? She would make it WAY more interesting.
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne
Posts: 7529 | Registered: Nov 2011
Member # 33457
| Posted: 5:11 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
An empty bowl that used to contain ice cream.
That would work if the zombies were lactose intolerant.
One of those heat bags. (Look that up on Urban Dictionary....God, I'm old btw )
So, it would be death by bean-bag basically.
Posts: 1767 | Registered: Sep 2011
Member # 36853
| Posted: 5:39 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
fWW 40s, BH 40s
D-day 27 Aug 2012. Kids 25, 17, 13. 2 dogs.
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Posts: 1770 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Deep South, USA
Member # 27035
| Posted: 5:50 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Huh. A Kindle. Well, if we make them read Moby Dick, maybe it'll bore them to death.
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
Posts: 5379 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
Member # 30989
| Posted: 5:52 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
To my immediate left, I have a giant yellow stuffed peanut M&M that arrived, unbidden, in the mail yesterday--along with a thank you note for purchasing more than $10 worth of M&Ms. (I won't say how much more than $10.) Which might, in and of itself, be a harbinger of the Zombie Apocalypse. Big Brother watches, and giant M&Ms are delivered. Clearly, the apocalypse is upon us.
Oh. And the M&M? It's a good weapon. It's already wrought havoc---a lamp and picture on the wall were felled by it, and it packs a punch when used in an impromptu game of dodge ball. It could easily knock a decaying zombie noggin off.
BS-me, 54; WH (Trac-fone), 55, PD---divorcing
So much for the past and present. The future is called "perhaps," which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to let that scare you--Tennessee Williams
Posts: 14713 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest
Member # 15584
| Posted: 6:04 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
tv tray. guess I have a shield!!
Failure is success if we learn from it.
3 boys: 8, 10 and 4 months
Posts: 4618 | Registered: Aug 2007 | From: michigan
Member # 29447
| Posted: 6:11 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Immediately to my left? Sweet! It's HT! He can protect me from zombies any day! To my right is DD so I guess I should protect her while HT fights off those zombies with his pillow on his left.
Me: WS 44
Him: BH 45(HoldingTogether)
D Day: 7/24/2010
If you keep asking people to give you the benefit of the doubt, they will eventually start to doubt your benefit.
Posts: 3194 | Registered: Aug 2010 | From: Texas
Member # 39099
| Posted: 6:18 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Well, if I look left and a little down, the tennis shoes I just removed from my feet. Which is great, since zombies aren't known for their speed.
Posts: 1938 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Southwest
Member # 18449
| Posted: 6:24 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Will hand sanitizer burn zombies??
Posts: 12207 | Registered: Mar 2008
Member # 40229
| Posted: 8:04 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
Remington .308 w laser rifle....but no ammo.
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Posts: 3838 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: AZ
Member # 37091
| Posted: 8:26 PM, June 22nd (Sunday), 2014|
My hamper....im screwed lol
Posts: 3615 | Registered: Oct 2012
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