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User Topic: Oh dear Lord, I laughed myself sick
HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 8:30 PM, July 1st (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

JM and I sometimes text bible verses to each other. He also has a couple of really good guy friends and they exchange verses and prayer requests.

So tonight we got a little racy and were texting Song of Solomon to each other. Well, somehow he got his wires crossed and sent this to his best friend:

"Your two breasts are like two fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies. Your lips drop sweetness as the honeycomb, my bride, milk and honey are under your tongue."

Stephen texted back, "Wow, man, I didn't know you felt that way."

[This message edited by HFSSC at 8:44 PM, July 1st (Tuesday)]

Me, 49
Him, 41 (JMSSC)
married 19 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.
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Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 8:35 PM, July 1st (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage
QS and I are sitting here in stitches.

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne
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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 8:36 PM, July 1st (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

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ThoughtIKnewYa
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Default  Posted: 8:37 PM, July 1st (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage
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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 9:11 PM, July 1st (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage
Whoa!

Me: BSO - 48
Him: FWSO - 71
DS - 15
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 10:00 PM, July 1st (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage
When WH5 were engaged and looking for special vows we came across this one. I started reading it to him and he just laughed.

I'll pretend I wasn't serious at the time.

{Him}FBH - 45 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 45
2 kids 9 & 14
Reconciled :)
Mean people suck. --- Jim Goad
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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 9:46 AM, July 2nd (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage
"Bromance" ...

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
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BrokenButTrying
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Default  Posted: 9:49 AM, July 2nd (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Madhatters doing well in R.

Chin up. Unwavering. Fight. I can do this.

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