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♀ 38378
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Default  Posted: 5:48 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Does anyone notice that sometimes things are funnier the more tired we are?

My kids have finally left for a week with Perv and I'm so tired I can't fathom cooking or picking something to prepare.

So I gave in and dialed for a pizza, just for me .

I'm battling a bit of sorrow at their absence, with a mix of chronic exhaustion, but the pizza phone answerer "dude", as DD11 calls them, helped tons... when I asked for 1/2 this and 1/2 that, he said, "does it matter which side it's on?" at first I thought he was serious and realized it couldn't be ...

I find I am a hair wittier the more tired I am so answered, "meat in the middle, please!" and he laughed and hung up.

Sometimes all we can do is smile or laugh because there's nothing else we can do.

Ashland 13

A person is a person, no matter how small. -Dr. Suess

Perserverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages.

-George Washington

Henry Ford invented cars to pick uo girls. Damon Wayne

Posts: 2663 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: New England
♀ 28622
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Default  Posted: 6:30 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Love it.

(((hugs))) to you and your witty self!

Me: 45, independent, happy, despite parallel parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 14 DS 11
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 6544 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
♂ 41988
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Default  Posted: 7:29 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That's a great come back. Had me chuckling good!

Divorced - 5/23/14
In my New Beginning - :)

Posts: 1315 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: texas
♀ 42581
Member # 42581
Default  Posted: 10:52 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That was a great response. Hope the pizza was good.

DD-March 2010
Unremorseful for 3.5 years
Your standards aren't up for negotiation just because he can't meet them.

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