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 Ashland13 (original poster member #38378) posted at 11:48 PM on Friday, August 1st, 2014

Does anyone notice that sometimes things are funnier the more tired we are?

My kids have finally left for a week with Perv and I'm so tired I can't fathom cooking or picking something to prepare.

So I gave in and dialed for a pizza, just for me .

I'm battling a bit of sorrow at their absence, with a mix of chronic exhaustion, but the pizza phone answerer "dude", as DD11 calls them, helped tons... when I asked for 1/2 this and 1/2 that, he said, "does it matter which side it's on?" at first I thought he was serious and realized it couldn't be ...

I find I am a hair wittier the more tired I am so answered, "meat in the middle, please!" and he laughed and hung up.

Sometimes all we can do is smile or laugh because there's nothing else we can do.

Ashland 13

A person is a person, no matter how small. -Dr. Suess

Perserverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages.

-George Washington

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caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 12:30 AM on Saturday, August 2nd, 2014

Love it.

(((hugs))) to you and your witty self!

Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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Jduff ( member #41988) posted at 1:29 AM on Saturday, August 2nd, 2014

That's a great come back. Had me chuckling good!

The grass is always greener.... where the dogs are shitting.

-Soundgarden

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BtraydWife ( member #42581) posted at 4:52 AM on Saturday, August 2nd, 2014

That was a great response. Hope the pizza was good.

Me-BW
Him-WH
DD-March 2010

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