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♀ 38378
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Default  Posted: 5:48 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Does anyone notice that sometimes things are funnier the more tired we are?

My kids have finally left for a week with Perv and I'm so tired I can't fathom cooking or picking something to prepare.

So I gave in and dialed for a pizza, just for me .

I'm battling a bit of sorrow at their absence, with a mix of chronic exhaustion, but the pizza phone answerer "dude", as DD11 calls them, helped tons... when I asked for 1/2 this and 1/2 that, he said, "does it matter which side it's on?" at first I thought he was serious and realized it couldn't be ...

I find I am a hair wittier the more tired I am so answered, "meat in the middle, please!" and he laughed and hung up.

Sometimes all we can do is smile or laugh because there's nothing else we can do.

Ashland 13

A person is a person, no matter how small. -Dr. Suess

Perserverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages.

-George Washington

Posts: 3031 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: New England
♀ 28622
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Default  Posted: 6:30 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Love it.

(((hugs))) to you and your witty self!

Me: 45, independent, happy, despite parallel parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 15 DS 12
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 7009 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
♂ 41988
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Default  Posted: 7:29 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That's a great come back. Had me chuckling good!

Previous M - 17yrs, DS8 and DS11 at the time.
Dday - 12/10/12
Physical separation - 8/13
Divorce filed - 9/13
NB underway - 10/13
Divorce finalized - 5/23/14
New marriage, better woman - 2/29/16

Posts: 1652 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: texas
♀ 42581
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Default  Posted: 10:52 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That was a great response. Hope the pizza was good.

DD-March 2010
He choked me. What else is there to say.
Your standards aren't up for negotiation just because he can't meet them.
People change when staying the same becomes more painful than changing.

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