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littlefoggy posted 8/4/2014 11:21 AM

Dear Douchebag,

Well, DD has come back from 1 of her 2 nights a month with you. And what a momentous weekend it was that you felt the need to email me a play by play.

She had soooooo many firsts in your presence. Firsts you stole from me. Firsts I will NEVER EVER get back.

How will I ever live with myself knowing I can't take DD to a rugby game. I didn't even know where they rugby in America. Was it just a bunch of people in the park playing a pick up game? I will have to be satisfied that I took DD to her first professional baseball game. And her first professional hockey game (alone, and that was while we were married).

And her first frog legs for lunch. Sounds delicious. Did you ask her what a frog says when you gave them to her?

And she made her first cup of milk! Quite an assumption to make. But no, I do not let the toddler into the fridge. Because I am sure you spent some time cleaning up that mess.

And most alarmingly, her first escape from the carseat. She has never managed an escape from mine (which is the same model as your carseat). So my concern is not so much the escapee as the person doing the buckling.

Not that it is a competition. I just have her >90% of the time. So I will end up with >90% of the firsts.

-LittleFoggy

PS: No, you did not single-handedly potty train her in 36 hours.

kg201 posted 8/4/2014 11:28 AM

PS: No, you did not single-handedly potty train her in 36 hours.

Did he teach her to recite Shakespearean soliloquy and rub her stomach and belly at the same time, as well?

And poor Kermit.

gonnabe2016 posted 8/4/2014 11:36 AM

She had soooooo many firsts in your presence
Was he acting all high and mighty about this or was he trying to show you what a *great* father he is?
her first escape from the carseat. She has never managed an escape from mine (which is the same model as your carseat). So my concern is not so much the escapee as the person doing the buckling.


PS: No, you did not single-handedly potty train her in 36 hours

[This message edited by gonnabe2016 at 11:36 AM, August 4th (Monday)]

ButterflyGirl posted 8/4/2014 11:44 AM

Wow, he really is something special

littlefoggy posted 8/4/2014 12:01 PM

Was he acting all high and mighty about this or was he trying to show you what a *great* father he is?

He is pissed off because we are having a disagreement about finances, so he sent me the email about their weekend to rub it in about how much wonderful fun they had. In his emails, he tries to seem like father of the year and act like he is the king shit of poo mountain.

So, yes... To both.

gonnabe2016 posted 8/4/2014 12:03 PM

......he comes across as kinda pathetic.....

ButterflyGirl posted 8/4/2014 12:17 PM

and act like he is the king shit of poo mountain

omg,

Whalers11 posted 8/4/2014 13:37 PM

There is nothing funnier than someone thinking they are one-upping you when its not even close.

steppingup posted 8/4/2014 16:14 PM

WSs...do proud of themselves..what a bonehead. Its not a competition, its a child. So sorry for you.

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