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deena posted 8/19/2014 04:03 AM

At the suggestion of someone I am starting this thread.

My MIL is a little spitfire.
Her WH cheated many times and finally left her for one of the OW when they where in their 60's
She once told me a thing she did during one of his little wayward moments.

She rubbed insulation on his underwear and watched him squirm for days. She wanted him to worry if he caught something from his little friend.

I admire her spunk.

Anyone else has a little laugh moment? No mean stuff

SBB posted 8/19/2014 05:51 AM

I would recommend a Wayward not leave their toothbrush unattended during in-house S, especially not quite soon after DD.

Just sayin'.

suckstobeme posted 8/19/2014 06:06 AM

I can't remember where this came from, but I remember laughing for a while over it. A woman discovered her husband had cheated right before they were ready to move across the country for his new job opportunity. They stayed in a hotel for a few days while waiting for the movers to bring all of their stuff. On the husband's first day of work, he got into the shower to get ready. The wife took every right shoe he had out of all pairs of shoes he had in the hotel room, walked outside and tossed them in the hotel dumpster. She sat on the edge of the bed while he ran around frantically looking for an intact pair of shoes. He finally had to go or else be late on his first day. He walked out the door looking like a total douche wearing two left shoes!!!

Amazonia posted 8/19/2014 06:54 AM

Funny or mean? Hard to differentiate sometimes...but when my XH moved out, I asked him to change his address with all relevant accounts. He didn't do so with the school loans he was ducking paying, so when the bill collectors started sending him collections notices six months later, I went ahead and shredded them. It's not my responsibility to forward his mail.

BaseballMom31 posted 8/19/2014 07:01 AM

Years ago, my stepdads ex thought he was cheating on her. He had an expensive cowboy hat that was kept in a hat box except for special occassions. She filled the hat with horse manure and put it back in the box, in the closet.

She also cut the crotch out of EVERY pair of pants he owned. Oh and he NEVER cheated...she was!

Violated posted 8/19/2014 07:09 AM

On d-day I put Nair hair remover in his hairspray.

Then I chickened out and replaced it, didn't want him to get fired for half melted hair.

Gemini71 posted 8/19/2014 11:09 AM

When packing up Dipshit's stuff, I tucked our kids' extra school pictures into the pages of his porn mags. Hope that killed the mood for him.

GreatRoleModel posted 8/19/2014 11:10 AM

I can't remember who posted this but had me laughing for days and so wish I had read it before X moved out. This person's X was all about image and looking at himself in the mirror making sure he hadn't put on weight and his jeans looked good. So she took all his jeans and washed them in hot water to to become tight. He had no idea and thought he had put on weight! Loved it!

IrishGirlVA posted 8/19/2014 12:03 PM

Around the time my ex was moving out, he owed me money I loaned him to supposedly get his juvenile delinquent teenage son out of trouble. Turned out he wired it to his baby mama so she could get dental work done. Anyway, he refused to cough it up when I knew he had it. So I changed the password on his phone; that he also uses for work. He didn't know I knew the old one which made the revenge that much sweeter. He always thought he was so damn slick! Anyway I held the new password hostage until I got my money. It's amazing how fast he got me the cash.

The password I changed it to was 3-4-2-5 (DICK).

I gave him the letters when asked.

million pieces posted 8/19/2014 12:11 PM

For the first overnight my kids had with their dad, I may or may not have pack kazoos and other noisemakers in their overnight bags.

ChangeMaker posted 8/19/2014 12:53 PM

My youngest daughter had an "accident" trying to get on the toilet.

I SERIOUSLY considered placing "skid marks" in all my STBXWW's sexy undies!

I managed to restrain myself.

Forged1 posted 8/19/2014 12:59 PM

I know somebody who wrote '[NAME] has a small cock' on a cheating BF's front lawn.

In weedkiller.

IrishGirlVA posted 8/19/2014 13:18 PM

I know somebody who wrote '[NAME] has a small cock' on a cheating BF's front lawn.
In weedkiller.

I'm not proud of it, but it had to be done.

(No, it wasn't me, but wish I had thought of it. He treasures his lawn!)

ideservebetter45 posted 8/19/2014 14:17 PM

Does smearing dog poop in between slices of his turkey on his sandwich count?

IrishGirlVA posted 8/19/2014 14:43 PM

Does smearing dog poop in between slices of his turkey on his sandwich count?

He dished you up a shit sandwich you didn't ask for. I say this is only fair.

betrayedpregnant posted 8/19/2014 15:07 PM

i've had occasional fantasies about letting the IRS know the truth, THE WHOLE TRUTH, and nothing but the truth. whaddya think? should I? I mean he gave me STD while i was pregnant.

[This message edited by betrayedpregnant at 3:08 PM, August 19th (Tuesday)]

yestopants posted 8/19/2014 18:49 PM

I have a friend who when she found out her husband was cheating with her friend she went to an all night grocery store in the middle of the night, bought a whole bunch of meat and planted said meat in her friends lovely flower garden. I laughed so hard when she told me this. She is the most level headed person the thought of her digging up a garden in the middle of the night still makes me laugh.

BtraydWife posted 8/20/2014 00:31 AM

The IRS doesn't give up their sources so I say go for it. Anyway, that's just what I heard.

Helen of Troy posted 8/20/2014 07:23 AM

His email used to be my initials his He changed it for spite to amuchbetterlife his birthyear her
So when I fill out school forms I put exactly that.

During separation & divorce a wayward should not be working for cash under the table.

Mail still comes for a former wayward husband, all kinds of things like settlement offers from debt collectors. What mail?

Each neighbor in wayward's former neighborhood where I live might know all about his cheating ways.

IRS has a tip line for TAX FRAUD. One can get a reward for information leading to prosecution. By the way the reward is exempt from federal income taxes.

Tripletrouble posted 8/20/2014 21:03 PM

It's a little thing, but once during a terrible conflict I became very distraught and he put his arms around me. I may have left a large bubble of snot on the back of his work shirt. And by "may have" I mean "definitely".

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