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User Topic: SI quote thread- Vol 12
silverhopes
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Default  Posted: 1:01 PM, July 13th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

don't pet the drama llama

I think I first read pink carnation write this one. I'm not sure. But the image stuck with me. Hilarious!

Does anyone else know who this came from?


Find peace. Or sleep on it.
Sometimes my monkeys, sometimes my circus.
Infidelities are like icebergs - they may take many different shapes and sizes, but they all damage your ship.

Posts: 3920 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: California
Cally60
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Default  Posted: 1:00 PM, July 15th (Sunday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

>> my friends were the ones who helped me find my strength, helped me find a lawyer, invited me into their homes, stood by my side in court, and supported and loved me a hundred times more than my ex husband ever did. <<

Amazonia, in General. Such a perfect description of the real meaning of support that it brought tears to my eyes.


Posts: 2172 | Registered: Mar 2009
Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 1:15 PM, July 15th (Sunday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Aww, no one's ever quoted me before (I don't think).


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

Posts: 13862 | Registered: Jul 2011
better4me
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Default  Posted: 10:36 PM, July 16th (Monday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The *real life stuff chemistry* kicked in. It's working. We've spent more time cooking, roofing, doing yard work, laundry and soothing aching body parts than we have on monkey sex. It seemed silly to install the trapeze when the house is on the market.

NoLongerWantHim about her relationship in NB on a thread on Chemistry. Had to post this because of the "monkey sex"


DDay 11/17/2010 BW:53
Divorced

Posts: 3235 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 1:08 PM, July 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

m334455 shared this catchy song on a D/S thread about a STBX who doesn't like that he has to pay for his BS to be insured.

To the tune of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider"

Oh, the whiny, spineless douchebag got on the Karma Bus,

Whined to his wife and made a great big fuss:

I'm just so special, why do I have to pay?

And his wife said "whiny douchebag, shut up and go away."


You can call me NIK

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman


Posts: 26166 | Registered: Aug 2011
Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 12:06 AM, July 21st (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

a little late to the update-however- is there any chance Capt. Chester M. Skeever knows your FWH is away on business right now?

-A Woman Scorned

This was the natural evolution of someone referred to as FWH's friend, then "creep", then "skeevy", then "Mr. Skeevers"...


"Sometimes people are mean, and sometimes things will be hard. One of your jobs is to try and make sure that that never makes you mean and hard, too." Cord Jefferson's Mom

Posts: 18292 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: California
better4me
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Default  Posted: 3:13 PM, July 25th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

FWB is kind of like Outback to some guys. No rules, just right.
944Man in New Beginnings


DDay 11/17/2010 BW:53
Divorced

Posts: 3235 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa
m334455
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Default  Posted: 3:37 PM, July 26th (Thursday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wow! Thanks NIK. I was just heading over here to be the first (though probably not the last) to give veritas some props:

She's not all over SI in her hater gear, throwing up hater signs and drinking haterade, sneering at people in recon and breaking horns off of unicorns

In General, talking about the buzz of the day, the ChumpLady blog...


BW 38, 5 kids
Dday Dec. 2009

Posts: 4034 | Registered: Dec 2009
zaci
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Default  Posted: 1:55 AM, August 8th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Is CHUMPLADY the one who says something about drinking haterade from a broken unicorn horn? It was funny shit and now i can't find it.


ME : BS 35
HIM : WH 49
MARRIED 7YRS TOGETHER 12 YRS
3 KIDS AGED 6,3&9 mo.
DDAY: JUNE 2012 (he confessed to 1xPA with some hoebag extraordinaire who lived next to the house he was roofing LAST SUMMER when i was 7 mo preggs).

Posts: 68 | Registered: Jul 2012
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 5:20 PM, August 8th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ask (a man) to take a bullet for you. No problem. Ask him to express the feelings that allow him to take that bullet and he will likely shoot himself out of frustration.

Brandon808 on men and feelings


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5906 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
aesir
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Default  Posted: 11:18 AM, August 10th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I buttbought the Jack White album on Amazon. It's okay; the kids love it.

Veritas, on a thread about butt dialing and explaining how it could happen.


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
fourever
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Default  Posted: 10:02 AM, August 14th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed

One of classic signatures! My favorite!!


In R since shortly after DD.
Discovered what was right in front of him and nearly lost.

Always, tell the other BS! Always!

"It's hard to be in love when you can't tell lies"!


Posts: 894 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: Northeast
unicornsearcher
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Cool  Posted: 7:30 PM, August 14th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Insight by m334455 which is perfectly stated:

Here are two truths to tell your brother:

(1) Closure is an illusion and nothing other than more pain ever comes from attempts to find "closure".

Relationships usually end badly; otherwise they would not need to end.

(2) Your ex-girlfriend's vagina is not a time machine.

Screwing Twunt is not like playing a country song backwards;

he's not going to get back his hair,

his six pack abs,

his favorite dead dog or

the truck she wrecked right before she left him for CowDog...

www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=466258&AP=21


11/02 Busted WH 4+ cheating yrs, 11/06 Busted [Month Long Lustfest]. 2/1/08 admits false version of betrayals, so no full disclosure / "whole truth" yet. '09 Together, great work in progress. '12 Still gladly united.

Posts: 14209 | Registered: Jan 2003 | From: Calif
phmh
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Default  Posted: 10:16 PM, August 14th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You don't need to be alone, but it is possible to have people in your life that you can share your triumphs and tragedies with, without sharing bodily fluids.

aesir, responding to PlainsGirl29's post lamenting the fact that she doesn't have anyone to share the news of her great new job with.


Me: BW, divorced, now fabulous and happy!

Married: 11 years, no kids

Character is destiny


Posts: 3474 | Registered: Dec 2011
HoldingTogether
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Default  Posted: 8:03 PM, August 15th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

From my understanding: "What the fuck is wrong with you?" is not a proper polygraph question.

Love this, Aesir on suggested polygraph questions.


Me:BH 41
Her:FWW40(Walkinoneggshellz)
2 Beautiful little girls 13&10
Dday: 7/24/10 1yr EA turned 5 monthPA
"I gotta hole in me now... I got a scar I can talk about."

Posts: 512 | Registered: Aug 2010 | From: New Life
better4me
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Default  Posted: 2:12 PM, August 28th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It's the realization that those demons we need to exorcise, we have to power to do that. It's not the EX! It's us. We have the power. We need to be the ones to let it go and forgive. I never said we need to forget, but we need to forgive. It's a damn powerful thing to realize and even more powerful to actually mean it.

Taildragger in New Beginnings thread.


DDay 11/17/2010 BW:53
Divorced

Posts: 3235 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:18 AM, September 1st (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yeah, one of the amazing things about SI is that even Bears fans get some love....

sisoon on an R thread started by a Bears fan.


You can call me NIK

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman


Posts: 26166 | Registered: Aug 2011
gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 10:50 PM, September 1st (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have to memorialize this.

EasyDoesIt is explaining the crazy things she's done to her WH since Dday:

I swished his toothbrush in the toilet EVERY day after he left for work so that it would be dry by the time he got back. And I don't feel the least bit guilty about it either.
When the keylogger showed me that he kept googling how people poison their spouses with food or whatever, I started making whatever food he had read about. Since the keylogger showed exactly how much time he spent on each page, I knew which ones he read in detail. It was hysterical. He even quit eating anything that I fixed him, he wouldn't drink any coffee I made, he wouldn't even eat a frozen dinner that I warmed up.

[This message edited by gonnabe2016 at 10:51 PM, September 1st (Saturday)]


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8181 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
Griefstricken25
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Default  Posted: 2:17 PM, September 2nd (Sunday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I swished his toothbrush in the toilet EVERY day after he left for work so that it would be dry by the time he got back. And I don't feel the least bit guilty about it either.
When the keylogger showed me that he kept googling how people poison their spouses with food or whatever, I started making whatever food he had read about. Since the keylogger showed exactly how much time he spent on each page, I knew which ones he read in detail. It was hysterical. He even quit eating anything that I fixed him, he wouldn't drink any coffee I made, he wouldn't even eat a frozen dinner that I warmed up.

Oh my goodness, this is the funniest thing I've read in, I don't know how long!!


Me!
3 amazing kidlets
To WXH "Now you're just somebody that I used to know." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
D-day and separation - June, 2009
Divorced - December, 2011

Posts: 2529 | Registered: Jul 2010 | From: A better place
LonelyHusband
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Default  Posted: 5:01 AM, September 3rd (Monday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

lol, that is simply genius.


BS ( me) 41
fWS (OktoberMest) 35
D day #1 29/10/2011, D day #2 15/112011, D day #3 15/03/2012
Reconciling.
“It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all”, is inadequate consolation when you vacuum up a child's hamster'

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