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silverhopes
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Member # 32753 |  Posted: 1:01 PM, July 13th (Friday), 2012 |     |
don't pet the drama llama
I think I first read pink carnation write this one. I'm not sure. But the image stuck with me.  Hilarious!
Does anyone else know who this came from?
"Even my low self-worth, which I dragged around like a bag of stinking garbage...!" "Physical clutter can be mental clutter. Unburden yourself."
Posts: 2891 | Registered: Jul 2011 |
Cally60
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Member # 23437 | | Posted: 1:00 PM, July 15th (Sunday), 2012 | |
>> my friends were the ones who helped me find my strength, helped me find a lawyer, invited me into their homes, stood by my side in court, and supported and loved me a hundred times more than my ex husband ever did. <<
Amazonia, in General. Such a perfect description of the real meaning of support that it brought tears to my eyes.
Posts: 1879 | Registered: Mar 2009 |
Amazonia
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Member # 32810 | | Posted: 1:15 PM, July 15th (Sunday), 2012 | |
 Aww, no one's ever quoted me before (I don't think).
"No girl who plays the role of the hero dates a guy who uses her. She knows who she is; she just forgot for a little while." -my awesome pastor | I edit to correct my iPad's "corrections"
Posts: 11458 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Washington, DC |
better4me
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Member # 30341 | | Posted: 10:36 PM, July 16th (Monday), 2012 | |
The *real life stuff chemistry* kicked in. It's working. We've spent more time cooking, roofing, doing yard work, laundry and soothing aching body parts than we have on monkey sex. It seemed silly to install the trapeze when the house is on the market.
NoLongerWantHim about her relationship in NB on a thread on Chemistry. Had to post this because of the "monkey sex"
DDay 11/17/2010 BW:51
Divorced
"Honesty knows no compromise, one is either honest or dishonest, either steals or doesn't, either lies or tells the truth." Harold Warp
Posts: 2192 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa |
nowiknow23
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Member # 33226 | | Posted: 1:08 PM, July 20th (Friday), 2012 | |
m334455 shared this catchy song on a D/S thread about a STBX who doesn't like that he has to pay for his BS to be insured.
To the tune of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Oh, the whiny, spineless douchebag got on the Karma Bus,
Whined to his wife and made a great big fuss:
I'm just so special, why do I have to pay?
And his wife said "whiny douchebag, shut up and go away."
You can call me NIK
“I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger." - The Joker
Posts: 14845 | Registered: Aug 2011 | From: "Is this heaven?" ;-) |
Jrazz
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Member # 31349 | | Posted: 12:06 AM, July 21st (Saturday), 2012 | |
a little late to the update-however- is there any chance Capt. Chester M. Skeever knows your FWH is away on business right now?
-A Woman Scorned
This was the natural evolution of someone referred to as FWH's friend, then "creep", then "skeevy", then "Mr. Skeevers"...
BS - 34
FWH - 32 (Crazz)
Limbociliation - today, 82% R.
Sarcasm is the body's natural response to stupidity. - Some Shirt I Saw Today
Posts: 9361 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: California |
better4me
♀ Member
Member # 30341 | | Posted: 3:13 PM, July 25th (Wednesday), 2012 | |
FWB is kind of like Outback to some guys. No rules, just right. 944Man in New Beginnings
DDay 11/17/2010 BW:51
Divorced
"Honesty knows no compromise, one is either honest or dishonest, either steals or doesn't, either lies or tells the truth." Harold Warp
Posts: 2192 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa |
m334455
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Member # 26893 | | Posted: 3:37 PM, July 26th (Thursday), 2012 | |
Wow! Thanks NIK. I was just heading over here to be the first (though probably not the last) to give veritas some props:
She's not all over SI in her hater gear, throwing up hater signs and drinking haterade, sneering at people in recon and breaking horns off of unicorns
In General, talking about the buzz of the day, the ChumpLady blog...
BW 38, 5 kids
Dday Dec. 2009
Posts: 3920 | Registered: Dec 2009 |
zaci
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Member # 36138 | | Posted: 1:55 AM, August 8th (Wednesday), 2012 | |
Is CHUMPLADY the one who says something about drinking haterade from a broken unicorn horn? It was funny shit and now i can't find it.
ME : BS 35
HIM : WH 49
MARRIED 7YRS TOGETHER 12 YRS
3 KIDS AGED 6,3&9 mo.
DDAY: JUNE 2012 (he confessed to 1xPA with some hoebag extraordinaire who lived next to the house he was roofing LAST SUMMER when i was 7 mo preggs).
Posts: 68 | Registered: Jul 2012 |
caregiver9000
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Member # 28622 | | Posted: 5:20 PM, August 8th (Wednesday), 2012 | |
Ask (a man) to take a bullet for you. No problem. Ask him to express the feelings that allow him to take that bullet and he will likely shoot himself out of frustration.
Brandon808 on men and feelings
Me: 42, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 12 DS 9
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
Posts: 4035 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place |
aesir
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Member # 17210 | | Posted: 11:18 AM, August 10th (Friday), 2012 |  |
I buttbought the Jack White album on Amazon. It's okay; the kids love it. 
Veritas, on a thread about butt dialing and explaining how it could happen.
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Posts: 14303 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg |
fourever
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Member # 30631 | | Posted: 10:02 AM, August 14th (Tuesday), 2012 | |
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed
One of classic signatures! My favorite!!
In R since shortly after DD, July 2010, when his head finally emerged from deep within his ass.
NC, remorseful and horrified at himself.
If you haven't told other BS, do it NOW!!
"It's hard to be in love when you can't tell lies!
Posts: 551 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: Northeast |
unicornsearcher
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Member # 912 |  Posted: 7:30 PM, August 14th (Tuesday), 2012 | |
Insight by m334455 which is perfectly stated:
Here are two truths to tell your brother:
(1) Closure is an illusion and nothing other than more pain ever comes from attempts to find "closure".
Relationships usually end badly; otherwise they would not need to end.
(2) Your ex-girlfriend's vagina is not a time machine.
Screwing Twunt is not like playing a country song backwards;
he's not going to get back his hair,
his six pack abs,
his favorite dead dog or
the truck she wrecked right before she left him for CowDog...
www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=466258&AP=21
11/02 Busted WH 4+ cheating yrs, 11/06 Busted [Month Long Lustfest]. 2/1/08 admits false version of betrayals, so no full disclosure / "whole truth" yet. '09 Together, great work in progress. '12 Still gladly united.
Posts: 14209 | Registered: Jan 2003 | From: Calif |
phmh
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Member # 34146 | | Posted: 10:16 PM, August 14th (Tuesday), 2012 | |
You don't need to be alone, but it is possible to have people in your life that you can share your triumphs and tragedies with, without sharing bodily fluids.
aesir, responding to PlainsGirl29's post lamenting the fact that she doesn't have anyone to share the news of her great new job with.
Me: BW, divorced, now fabulous and happy!
Expect the best from life and give the best to living.
Posts: 2459 | Registered: Dec 2011 |
HoldingTogether
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Member # 29429 | | Posted: 8:03 PM, August 15th (Wednesday), 2012 | |
From my understanding: "What the fuck is wrong with you?" is not a proper polygraph question.
Love this, Aesir on suggested polygraph questions.
Me:BH 41
Her:FWW40(Walkinoneggshellz)
2 Beautiful little girls 11&8
Dday: 7/24/10 1yr EA turned 5 monthPA
"I gotta hole in me now... I got a scar I can talk about."
Posts: 297 | Registered: Aug 2010 | From: New Life |
better4me
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Member # 30341 | | Posted: 2:12 PM, August 28th (Tuesday), 2012 | |
It's the realization that those demons we need to exorcise, we have to power to do that. It's not the EX! It's us. We have the power. We need to be the ones to let it go and forgive. I never said we need to forget, but we need to forgive. It's a damn powerful thing to realize and even more powerful to actually mean it.
Taildragger in New Beginnings thread.
DDay 11/17/2010 BW:51
Divorced
"Honesty knows no compromise, one is either honest or dishonest, either steals or doesn't, either lies or tells the truth." Harold Warp
Posts: 2192 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa |
nowiknow23
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Member # 33226 | | Posted: 10:18 AM, September 1st (Saturday), 2012 | |
Yeah, one of the amazing things about SI is that even Bears fans get some love....
sisoon on an R thread started by a Bears fan.
You can call me NIK
“I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger." - The Joker
Posts: 14845 | Registered: Aug 2011 | From: "Is this heaven?" ;-) |
gonnabe2016
♀ Member
Member # 34823 | | Posted: 10:50 PM, September 1st (Saturday), 2012 | |
I have to memorialize this.
EasyDoesIt is explaining the crazy things she's done to her WH since Dday:
I swished his toothbrush in the toilet EVERY day after he left for work so that it would be dry by the time he got back. And I don't feel the least bit guilty about it either.
When the keylogger showed me that he kept googling how people poison their spouses with food or whatever, I started making whatever food he had read about. Since the keylogger showed exactly how much time he spent on each page, I knew which ones he read in detail. It was hysterical. He even quit eating anything that I fixed him, he wouldn't drink any coffee I made, he wouldn't even eat a frozen dinner that I warmed up.
[This message edited by gonnabe2016 at 10:51 PM, September 1st (Saturday)]
A Sultan-->feels entitled to have a harem. So does my stbx.
Life is too precious. Don't waste your time by staying with a person that treats you poorly.
Posts: 5406 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest |
Griefstricken25
♀ Member
Member # 29183 | | Posted: 2:17 PM, September 2nd (Sunday), 2012 | |
I swished his toothbrush in the toilet EVERY day after he left for work so that it would be dry by the time he got back. And I don't feel the least bit guilty about it either.
When the keylogger showed me that he kept googling how people poison their spouses with food or whatever, I started making whatever food he had read about. Since the keylogger showed exactly how much time he spent on each page, I knew which ones he read in detail. It was hysterical. He even quit eating anything that I fixed him, he wouldn't drink any coffee I made, he wouldn't even eat a frozen dinner that I warmed up.
Oh my goodness, this is the funniest thing I've read in, I don't know how long!!
Me!
3 amazing kidlets
To WXH "Now you're just somebody that I used to know." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
D-day and separation - June, 2009
Divorced - December, 2011
Posts: 2274 | Registered: Jul 2010 | From: A better place |
LonelyHusband
♂ Member
Member # 34145 | | Posted: 5:01 AM, September 3rd (Monday), 2012 | |
lol, that is simply genius.
BS ( me) 41
fWS (OktoberMest) 35
D day #1 29/10/2011, D day #2 15/112011, D day #3 15/03/2012
Reconciling.
“It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all”, is inadequate consolation when you vacuum up a child's hamster'
Posts: 1250 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: UK |
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