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The "Just Sayin'" Thread. A Place to Place Your Random Thoughts

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ImNellNow posted 2/22/2013 12:14 PM

Top 10 Signs You Are a Bad Co-worker
1. You yell from your cubicle to the administrative assistant 20 feet away instead of getting up to ask your question, picking up the phone or sending an IM.
2. You eat soup while sitting at someone else’s desk.
3. You blow your nose while using someone else’s keyboard.
4. You give me a body spray headache.
5. You make everyone call you <Uniquestupid>, even though we all know your parents gave you Mary or Jennifer or some other mainstream white American name.
6. You are a grown-ass woman, yet your cubicle is decorated around a plastic Tinkerbell snowglobe.
7. Apparently everyone you know has lost 98% of their hearing; even so, you phone them from the middle of Cubicleville.
8. When you’re in a meeting that has already dragged on for an hour and you have a question, you ignore the handout in front of you that clearly answers your question and instead you make the speaker read the handout aloud to you. Multiple times. In one meeting.
9. You discuss your husband’s shortcomings during group discussions at department meetings in an attempt to make yourself look better in comparison.
10. You complete one through nine over the course of three days.

Just sayin’.

DragnHeart posted 2/22/2013 19:52 PM

Dear African Grey Parrot,

Just because you are the worlds best mimicker does not mean you need to mock me when I cough...you are a bird, not a dog, cat, toddler having a hissy fit, squeak toy, lazer, my MIL (yes he mimics her voice perfectly!), or Barney episode...act like a bird.

Just say'n...

nowiknow23 posted 2/22/2013 21:22 PM

CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED!!!

Just sayin'.

Amazonia posted 2/22/2013 21:38 PM

Oh. My. God. NIK YES!!

BrokenRoad posted 2/22/2013 21:53 PM

Dear chefs,

Ahem Bacon does not go with or in everything. Just say no to bacon ice cream

Neither does EVOO, Cilantro, Roasted red peppers, Hawaiian bread, feta cheese, or any other kind of cheese smothering and crusted on everything.

Have a heart and make things we can eat without fear of heart failure.

JS

KBeguile posted 2/23/2013 10:40 AM

To piggyback,

Dear Mexican restaurants:

Some of us do not like cilantro. Please consider making non-cilantro Mexican food.

Just sayin'.

redvixen posted 2/24/2013 14:43 PM

Rinsing your hair in the shower after you just dyed it red looks an awful lot like a murder scene.

Just sayin'.

silverhopes posted 2/24/2013 14:49 PM

I miss Effexor.

Just sayin'.

Amazonia posted 2/24/2013 17:41 PM

When it's not even 7 pm and the bottle is already more than half gone....it might be time to stop. Just sayin'

Jrazz posted 2/24/2013 18:03 PM

When did pine nuts become more expensive than gold?!?! This tied in with my grocery store only selling them by the bucket smacks of mafia involvement... jussayin.

kernel posted 2/24/2013 19:04 PM

The stupid "fast and easy" state e-file website is the exact fucking opposite. Just sayin'

silverhopes posted 2/25/2013 18:01 PM

"It's time for Aaaaanimaniacs! And we're zany to the MAX!..."

Just sayin'!

kernel posted 2/25/2013 18:29 PM

Sometimes this all-American dream of being a homeowner really, really, really sucks. It's supposed to be an investment - not a money pit. Just sayin'

silverhopes posted 2/25/2013 18:55 PM

Muahahaha! I knew it! I knew it was Mark Hamill's voice! Can't trick me, I recognize the Joker's voice even in another character's mouth on another show! Mark Hamill for the win, muahahaha!

Ahem. Just sayin'.

Amazonia posted 2/25/2013 19:58 PM

It's good to show potential renters that your apartment has a bathroom, but seriously, rings on the tub and hair on the floor are a big turnoff when you post pics of them on Craigslist.

Just sayin'

nowiknow23 posted 2/25/2013 20:38 PM

EWWW!

Amazonia posted 2/26/2013 16:46 PM

I got a headshot taken at work today. Here's an actual interaction between the photographer and I:

Photog: are you a runner?
Ama: only casually, not often
Photog: oh, you have a lean build like a runner!
Ama: thanks, I actually lost 20 pounds in the last few weeks.
Photog: what? Really?
Ama: yep. I stopped eating chocolate around the office and it just kind of happened!
Photog: wow, I can't imagine you 20 pounds heavier!
Ama: uh, thanks?

what does that even mean?

Awkward! Just sayin'

Jrazz posted 2/26/2013 17:07 PM

That means that photog doesn't get out to talk to humans that often. Jussayin.

WarehouseGuy posted 2/26/2013 17:15 PM


Dear Mother Nature,
You can stop the snow any time now. I've had enough.

....just sayin'


whg

sisoon posted 2/26/2013 17:37 PM

Or he wants to talk to Ama a lot more. Just sayin'....

[This message edited by sisoon at 5:37 PM, February 26th (Tuesday)]

Amazonia posted 2/26/2013 17:51 PM

She, sisoon - middle aged, straight woman.

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