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The "Just Sayin'" Thread. A Place to Place Your Random Thoughts

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DepressedDaddy posted 5/12/2014 08:33 AM

Hot weather can really suck sometimes.

Just sayin'

nowiknow23 posted 5/29/2014 13:48 PM

Dear Windshield Replacement Dude,

You are maybe 20 years old, so I know you're lacking in life experience. I feel the need to let you in on a little secret. The only women you should address as "Dear" are significant others and elderly blue haired ladies you help across the street.

Seeing as I do not fit either of those categories, you need to stop calling me that. Just saying.

LosferWords posted 5/29/2014 15:47 PM

Dear old work computer that blew up. Thank you for hobbling along just long enough for me to retrieve all of my data from your hard drive before taking your last dying CPU cycle. I have never had a computer that was that loyal to me. I love you for that, even though you were kind of a piece of junk. Fare thee well.

Just sayin'

Lucky2HaveMe posted 5/29/2014 16:41 PM

If you are going to lie about where you are, you probably shouldn't have posted that pic of you in the hot tub drinking wine on FB... just sayin'

Jrazz posted 5/30/2014 01:24 AM

I can totally read Thriller/Horror books before I go to bed because I know they're just pretend... but I put the book on the floor instead of the nightstand jusssst in case. Just sayin.

Jpapageorge posted 5/30/2014 03:39 AM

Dear Windshield Replacement Dude,

You are maybe 20 years old, so I know you're lacking in life experience. I feel the need to let you in on a little secret: Next time use sweetie/sweetheart/sweetiepie, sugar/sug/sugarpie, honey/hun, darlin or muffin.

When the plastic surgeon asks you what happened to your face, you can tell her you met the Empress. Just sayin'.

nowiknow23 posted 5/30/2014 11:33 AM

jadedheart posted 6/2/2014 13:47 PM

I read in a patient's chart today that they had passed out on the toilet while "poopsterbating". WTH? I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary...

This guy has taken multi-tasking to a whole new level. He left the ER with some staples in his head...the one on top of his shoulders!

Never do anything you aren't willing to have to explain to the paramedics or ER staff...

just sayin'

Tred posted 6/2/2014 13:50 PM

poopsterbating

I am so not Googling that. Just saying.

MadeOfScars posted 6/2/2014 15:19 PM

poopsterbating

I am so not Googling that. Just saying.

I probably will later - certainly not doing so at work. I am sure I will deeply regret it too, but I'll look it up anyway. Just saying.

nowiknow23 posted 6/2/2014 15:39 PM

I'm no genius, but I'm pretty sure that one doesn't need to be Googled. Just sayin'.

MadeOfScars posted 6/2/2014 15:59 PM

I'm no genius, but I'm pretty sure that one doesn't need to be Googled. Just sayin'.

Oh, I have a pretty good idea, and I expect I'll be right. But I'll still Google it later, and I'll be ashamed of myself for doing so

just sayin'

[This message edited by MadeOfScars at 3:59 PM, June 2nd (Monday)]

lieshurt posted 6/2/2014 16:07 PM

WTF?

Just sayin'.....that is all

Guinness23 posted 6/2/2014 16:08 PM

Thank you Kirklands for the very slight flaw in a beautiful $99 lamp that allowed me to get it for $25

Just sayin'

MartlArts posted 6/2/2014 18:02 PM

Guiness, I am green with envy b/c we used to have a Kirklands locally and I loved the store, but it closed.

I wish I still had a Kirklands nearby! Just sayin'

HFSSC posted 6/2/2014 18:04 PM

Nothing says late spring in SC like the thousand reconstituted dried worms I have to walk over on the sidewalk at work.

Just sayin'.

nowiknow23 posted 6/2/2014 20:33 PM

There is no bigger teachable moment for a young man than him running over his 2-day old iPhone just an hour after telling his mom he refused the replacement insurance because, and I quote, "It was $10 a month. That's too expensive!"

Ouch, dude.
Just saying.

knight posted 6/4/2014 07:26 AM

Dear ER Nurse,

There are 1000 mg in a gram of Tylenol.....or a gram of anything for that matter.

....aaaand, it would probably be easier to use two 500 mg tablets than to use 3 1/13 of the 325 mg tablets (it's kinda hard to split a Tylenol into 13ths...).

...just sayin.

MovingUpward posted 6/4/2014 07:33 AM

Dear ER Nurse,

There are 1000 mg in a gram of Tylenol.....or a gram of anything for that matter.

....aaaand, it would probably be easier to use two 500 mg tablets than to use 3 1/13 of the 325 mg tablets (it's kinda hard to split a Tylenol into 13ths...).

...just sayin.

Math you'll never use it after grade school.

HFSSC posted 6/4/2014 09:35 AM

Dear ER Nurse,
There are 1000 mg in a gram of Tylenol.....or a gram of anything for that matter.

....aaaand, it would probably be easier to use two 500 mg tablets than to use 3 1/13 of the 325 mg tablets (it's kinda hard to split a Tylenol into 13ths...).


T/J... I once got into an argument with someone at DS's neurologist's office because I told her he took 2 grams of Keppra twice a day. She was very condescending when she said, "Um, no Ma'am. He takes two THOUSAND milligrams. Not two GRAMS."

I finally just gave up and told her she was right.

nowiknow23 posted 6/4/2014 09:56 AM

I blame the metric system. Just sayin'.

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