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User Topic: The Toddler Mama Club
Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 10:08 AM, March 27th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"And I got new underwear!"

Oh.Emm.Gee!!!


Me - FWW * Him - QuietStand

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne

"You can do it!" - R. Schneider


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JanaGreen
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Default  Posted: 12:18 PM, March 27th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Baby Green yesterday, looking at her aunt's grandfather clock: "Hey, a dickory dock! Where da mouse ran up da clock?"


We're both in our 30s. One awesome 4-year-old daughter.

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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 7:47 PM, April 3rd (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

After handing miss Vrazz a bowl of tangerine pieces, she said the four words I've been waiting to hear my whole life: "Thank you, princess mama."


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. - T.S. Eliot

Posts: 14603 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: California
RS2731
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Default  Posted: 8:26 PM, April 3rd (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Jrazz - I need to train DS to day that!


Me - BS, 36
Him - WH, 36
Married - 11 years
DS - 4
D-Day - September 2011
In process of R.

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.


Posts: 2213 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: CT
Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 8:38 PM, April 3rd (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Step 1: Bombard them with Disney.


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. - T.S. Eliot

Posts: 14603 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: California
Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 10:47 AM, April 4th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yesterday DS3 was wanting my attention. He rubbed his hand on my leg and suddenly stopped.

"Mama! Your yegs are pokey!!!" (I need to shave and I had goosebumps)
DS, Mama has goosebumps.
"Mama! You are pokey!"
Yes, we've established this.

The rest of the day he had this obsession with my "pokey yegs". Every time he walked past me he would pat my legs and mutter "Mama's pokey." When DD came in the room, DS announced to her his latest discovery. When Mr. Aubrie came home DS gave him an earful. Guess I should either shave or put on looong pants.


Me - FWW * Him - QuietStand

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne

"You can do it!" - R. Schneider


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GrievingMommy
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Default  Posted: 11:42 AM, April 4th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This thread is great! lol A few weeks ago DS3 and DD3 and I were cruisin' down the road. All of a sudden DS3 pipes up with: "Mommy, you have big boobs."

I was speechless and didn't know what to say so I stuck with "Really." But he's observant I guess.

A couple of months ago DS3 was all over in his bed when he should've been sleeping. He was doing headstands in bed:

Me: DS, put your legs down and go to bed!

DS3: No, no, no, no, no.

Me: You don't tell Mommy 'no'.

DS3: "Yes, yes, yes, yes"!

I almost laughed out loud. Kids are just so smart!


Me - Now 35 y/o
WXH: Now 45 y/o and 18+ hrs away -NPD asshole now onto wife #3.
My sweeties: 5 yr old B/G twins. 90% custody (or more) since 14 months old.
D-Day 4/4/10 PA('s?) & EA's - D'd 7/11

Posts: 1687 | Registered: Apr 2010 | From: Upper Midwest
Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 12:12 PM, April 4th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Am I a bad mother because I'm about to cave and let DS eat jellybeans and Peeps for lunch because I'm tired of listening to him whine about it? Gah!


Me - FWW * Him - QuietStand

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne

"You can do it!" - R. Schneider


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 10:29 PM, April 4th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Every time he walked past me he would pat my legs and mutter "Mama's pokey."


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. - T.S. Eliot

Posts: 14603 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: California
BooBoo!
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Default  Posted: 3:04 PM, April 5th (Thursday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Am I a bad mother because I'm about to cave and let DS eat jellybeans and Peeps for lunch because I'm tired of listening to him whine about it?

lol not unless you do it everyday!

My dad and my DD2 have a date every week....they go to mcdonalds and hersey kisses for desert....of course she calls hersey's kisses yum yums.....I didnt figure this out till I thought she was saying yum yum to the dinner I was cooking but no she was asking me for more hersey's lol


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Lalagirl
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Default  Posted: 5:17 AM, April 6th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Your yegs are pokey

My 2.5 GS does the "y" thing for "L's" too ("Yook at my yegs!")

The other day my DD had to go to OB for bloodwork as she is newly preggers. He was very concerned about the blood being drawn and said, "Mommy, you ok?" She said she was fine and it didn't hurt at all. Then he asked if there were sick people at the doctor. She explained that this doctor sees mommies with babies in their bellies. He said, "Yeah, mommy has a baby in her belly and I have a baby in MY belly!" She explained that only girls have babies in their bellies. He said, "NO, MOMMY! SIRS have babies in their bellies too!" See, DD had to explain to him that SIR is for men - because he kept saying "Yes SIR!" to her...I think he gets that now.


Me - 48; FWH - 50
Married 30 years 9/2/13
2 grown daughters-30 & 26
4yo GS & 14 mo. GD & GB #4 due 8/14(DD30) and 2yo GD(DD26). D-day #1 - 1/06; D-day #2 - 3/07
Reconciled! Construction Complete.

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Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 9:50 PM, April 9th (Monday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Bedtime for DS3 has turned into a production. Before we could just throw on jammies, pass out hugs and kisses, and be done. Not anymore.

The other night DS3 was very sleepy. (And by sleepy I mean impossibly moody and weepy) I kissed him, then Mr. Aubrie kissed him. DS starts sobbing. "Daddy! You just kissed away Mommy's kisses!" (Daddy kissed the same cheek I'd kissed) So I had to re-kiss him, then DS says loudly, "Daddy! Do NOT kiss this side! This is Mommy's side!"

Every night we do this now. Heaven forbid we forget and kiss away someone else's kisses.


Me - FWW * Him - QuietStand

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne

"You can do it!" - R. Schneider


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Crossbow
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Default  Posted: 10:09 PM, April 9th (Monday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yesterday we had the annual Easter egg hunt at our church. They had 4 & under in one courtyard and 5+ in the other.

DS4 is 4.5, so he was one of the older kids in the young group. DS6 is 6, so one of the younger ones in the old group.

In short, DS4 found a zillion eggs (I stood in front of some to give the younger kids a chance) while DS6 didn't find as many. When they met up to compare egg-loot, DS6 got a booboo lip and burst into tears.

DS6: He won't share with me! He got more than me!
ME: Well, he might share with you if you ask him nicely.
DS6: No he won't! He NEVER shares with me, but I ALWAYS share with him!!!!! (not true; they share with each other most of the time, if not every time).
ME: You should ask him.
DS6: He won't! He NEVER shares!

DS4 then piped up: Well, maybe if you stop fussing and crying, I'll share with you.


DDay 7/4/07 found out about online/sexting EA with OM
DDay 7/25/07 found out about OW
In R

2 DSs, ages 8 and 6
DD, 1


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Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 7:49 AM, April 12th (Thursday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

7:26 a.m.

Me: DS, Mommy loves your morning hugs, but please... try not to breathe your wild monkey morning breath on me.

DS: *giggle* I don't have monkey breath! I have wild tiger breath!

Oh! Well! Thank you for clarifying. But guess what! Monkey or tiger, it still stinks.


Me - FWW * Him - QuietStand

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne

"You can do it!" - R. Schneider


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RS2731
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Default  Posted: 9:50 AM, April 12th (Thursday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

DS4 had his annual checkup this morning. For the first time, they asked for a urine sample. He went to the bathroom, peed in the cup and the appointment went well.

On the way to school afterwards, from the backseat I hear "Mommy, why does the doctor have to drink my pee? That's disgustin!!"


Me - BS, 36
Him - WH, 36
Married - 11 years
DS - 4
D-Day - September 2011
In process of R.

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.


Posts: 2213 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: CT
RS2731
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Default  Posted: 10:30 AM, April 12th (Thursday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Can't believe I forgot this one -

This morning I had my clothes laid out on the bed. DS4 walked in, picked up my bra and said "Mommy, what's this?" I told him it was a bra. He said "To cover your boobies?" (Geez!) I said yes.
He said - "Does Alyssa wear a bra?" (Alyssa is his 3 year old girlfriend). I said no, grown up ladies wore bras.

He was quiet.

"Mommy, when Alyssa grows up to be a lady, she'll wear a bra?" I said yes.

More quiet.

"Mommy - when Alyssa wears a bra, can I see it???"


Me - BS, 36
Him - WH, 36
Married - 11 years
DS - 4
D-Day - September 2011
In process of R.

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.


Posts: 2213 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: CT
Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 11:14 AM, April 17th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Our new phrase for something that has gone missing is I-don't-know-throw-it-fall-down, or "I dunno frow it fa down?"

In context:

"Vrazz, where is mamma's necklace?"

"I dunno, mama! Frow it! Fall down I dun-NO!"

[This message edited by Jrazz at 11:14 AM, April 17th (Tuesday)]


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. - T.S. Eliot

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apeppersmith
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Default  Posted: 11:52 PM, April 17th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

DS2- Mama play trains?

Me- No, DS, mama can't sit on the floor it hurts mama's butt.

DS2- Mama's butt broken

Me- Yes it is

DS2- You can get a new one.

Me- I wish.

DS2 goes and gets a diaper from the box and proudly hands it to me- There mama, just put it on.


This is what I get for referring to diaper changes as new butts.


Me- BS 29
Him- WH 28
kids- 4.5 boy and 3 year old old girl.
D-Day August 2010.
TT 4/11/12
M to a rugsweeping pro. "If you hide the dog shit under the rug, the room may look nice but it still smells like shit"

Posts: 286 | Registered: Mar 2012 | From: Michigan
RS2731
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Default  Posted: 1:05 AM, April 18th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

DS: Mommy, when I get older I'm gonna buy a Ferrari.

Me: You are?

DS: Yep. But they're spensive so I gotta make a lot of money.

Me: Yep, they are expensive. What color Ferrari are you going to buy?

DS: ummmmmmmm....RAINBOW!!!!!

Me: Rainbow?

DS: Yep! And it's gonna have a toucan on it!

Me: A what?

DS: It's a bird, Mommy.

Me: I KNOW what a touc...never mind. I'm sure Daddy would like to hear that - go tell him.


Me - BS, 36
Him - WH, 36
Married - 11 years
DS - 4
D-Day - September 2011
In process of R.

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.


Posts: 2213 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: CT
apeppersmith
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Default  Posted: 11:37 AM, April 18th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

DS2- Mama, I want a pickle

Me- Ok, here's your pickle

DS2, to the pickle- Mmmmmm My precious.


Apparently pickles hold the same power as the one ring. Good to know.


Me- BS 29
Him- WH 28
kids- 4.5 boy and 3 year old old girl.
D-Day August 2010.
TT 4/11/12
M to a rugsweeping pro. "If you hide the dog shit under the rug, the room may look nice but it still smells like shit"

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