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Attention all bus riders!
I think I got on a bus that is going to the hotel California. That guy tied up might be looking like easy prey soon.
Vampires are in these days. He'll meet a happy end.
Pass the limes, salt and tequila please. I just passed the five year mark.
Does that come with a medallion of some kind or what?
After five years, you get your own bus
TR--Those look like grave stones on that bus. Yikes.
My sexual appetite died.. its the 2nd tombstone in the 3rd row on the drivers side of the bus.
@ TR !
Nothing has died with/in me so it must be under renovation ? Maybe it's going to be new construction ?
After 7 years you can be considered a born again virgin.
I'm okay with a headstone for my former sex life. Just so long as there isn't one for my future sex life!
Personally, I'm getting kind of tired of the bus. Know how I can tell? I've got closing time-itis. The longer I'm on the bus, the better looking everyone is getting to be.
I always heard something grew back after 6 yrs for a woman..
I don't know about a man...
I've been eligable for the bus for the last seven months. Time to hop on, some one pass me a Guiness. :)
Pass 'em down. How many on this bus anyway?
18 months and counting...
Had a couple if opportunities to get off the bus, but decided to stay on and enjoy the ride. Now starting to think that I need a bus-stop pretty soon.
19 months here and don't see a bus stop for myself soon.... Le sigh!!
I'll have some of the snacks please! And ice cream. Is there ice cream?
"the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round"
Where to Riders? What say you?
edited to fix cake!
[This message edited by Compartmented at 7:46 PM, August 10th (Saturday)]
Make sure to stock the mini-bar before we go anywhere!! Don't want to run out.
13 months here. I'm getting ready to explode.
22 months and counting... the next bus stop is NOWHERE in sight... and now I also want some peanut butter cups.