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Attention all bus riders!
1,161 days.(give or take a few hours)
BOGs are too expensive and I have drown my sorrows in food so much that I can't even get into my own pants. Leisurely 10 mile strolls a few times a week and researching food porn for new recipes late into the night is not helping the situation.
Somebody get me a cheeseburger(with applewood smoked bacon, Pt. Reyes crumbled Bleu Cheese, a nice aoli, red onion, butter lettuce and some sliced Black Prince tomatoes on a fresh baked brioche)...
Now I'm hungry as well as horny!
I can't even get into my own pants
..holy crap.. I was on this bus for 12 days this month.. couldn't get off the bus fast enough..
Ohhhhhh, look at the seductive way the cheese just dribbles down the side. That plump, juicy patty simply dripping with succulent juices. The bacon laid prone across its bed, splayed and ready. The coyly hidden onion waiting to be found underneath the layers of a hot, fresh bun. The come hither overall look. The desire it has to be taken up in some caring hands, caressed lovingly and devoured in the throes of unbridled passion. Licking the last remnants from the side of your mouth in a slow and deliberate motion. Still smelling the musky goodness hours later on your clothes. The understanding that, although it may last only a few moments, the memories of this experience will remain forever....
That looks amazing, Jpapa. Can I please have one with mozzarella instead of bleu cheese?
Yum! Thank you!!
SMY - Minimum time frame for getting your bus ticket validated is 6 months. Move along, sir. Nothing for you to see here.
Jpapa - DANG! That is some quality food porn right there. I'll have what Jo's having.
.. 6 MONTHS ??
..I'd rather die first!!!
..Jpapa... food-sex... Hmmmmmmmm! looks tempting.
..would that be a slippery, greasy slope to slide on??
I'll have what she's ^^^^^^^^ having. TYVM!
Ohhh, don't stop
Empress, sorry I'm late- I had to werk in between food porn surfing. I opted for carmelized onions and pineapple on yours with a sesame sauce.
SMY, you wouldn't die you'd just spend hours drooling over food porn. (And that ain't grease, it juice.)
Do you have a request Violated or are you breaking the 12 1/2th commandment "Thou shalt not covet they neighbors cheese, nor their bacon, nor their 80/20 ground sirloin.
It is illegal to make references to "hot buns" on the bus rider thread
WOW! Didn't know there was so much porn on the bus!!
Every now and then I surf through profiles on dating sites. I must live in a rough area, because more look like serial killers than not. Scary!!
So, I come back over here to SI, and now I'm desperate for a juicy cheeseburger!!
Compartmented, you need to make specific requests or suffer through the whims of my taste. I decided to go with a bacon cheeseburger with pastrami and avocado, I hope that's OK.
Is The Bus celibacy?
Because, if so, yuck.
Last year of marriage.
1 year in divorce land.
2 years post divorce.
If our cells regenerate at a rate of 100% new cells every 7 years... Then I'm more than halfway back to being a virgin.
I am only 4 months in but really want to be on the bus because I am just tired of all the work that goes into not being on the bus. Not having to trim around the edges all the time - liberating. So if there is accelerated access, I would like to take a seat in the back, relax, grab a good book and a fuzzy blanket and enjoy the ride.
Avocado and bacon? Of course! And pastrami? I'll try it! Yum and THANKS!
fraeuken - I always thought it was 6 months to join the bus, but if you jump off after that, you can just jump back on again. I'm so not the boss of the bus, though. So grain of salt and all.
14 months and no end in sight!
Burgers are looking good in here. Was feeling a little peckish and could do with something to focus my staying on the bus decision!