Topic: nickname for OW
Member # 35687
| Posted: 2:36 PM, June 21st (Thursday), 2012|
I'm quite partial to Bitch Slag myself, but anything really nasty will do in a pinch.
Me, BS, 39, Him WH, 36
Together 14 yrs, Married 11.5
PA,DDay May 28, 2012
1 son (9)
But Iím not walking from our dream, it grows as I begin. Royal Wood
Posts: 110 | Registered: May 2012
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Member # 24619
| Posted: 4:47 PM, June 21st (Thursday), 2012|
fWh and I call his ho-worker AP either "The Beast" or "The Cloven-Hoofed One." Since she is totally unremorseful, broke NC repeatedly, and threatened to sue us, I think the name fits nicely.
Posts: 36 | Registered: Jun 2009
Member # 34926
| Posted: 5:05 PM, June 21st (Thursday), 2012|
To my husband, I refer to her as his girlfriend (even though we are working things out) . . . it REALLY gets under his skin. To others, I just refer to her as his "coworker" and they understand who I mean. Even tho I have the right to be mad and call her names (and don't think that I DON'T do that) I generally try to keep the name calling down when I'm talking to someone other than my husband simply because I'm a better person than she is and I FEEL a sense of superiority to her in being able to handle it with maturity.
Posts: 292 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Utah
Member # 17888
| Posted: 5:54 PM, June 21st (Thursday), 2012|
skankola works for me.
Me:44 BS Him:43 WH
M May 07 Adult kids
DDay #1 Pics on cell jly 07
Jan08 DDay #2 "Just Friends" admits EA DDay #3 July 2010 - he insisted on platonic contact ..False R - until Dec 2010 admits PA in April 07
Dec 2012 NC succeeded
Posts: 543 | Registered: Jan 2008
Member # 30905
| Posted: 6:26 PM, June 21st (Thursday), 2012|
I call her baboon face. H and I went to see Rock of Ages last week end. Tom Cruise had a scene where he walked into a club holding a baboons hand. I said " Hey honey, look he's dating your old girlfriend."
Posts: 200 | Registered: Jan 2011
Member # 25560
| Posted: 7:51 PM, June 21st (Thursday), 2012|
I never used to be so crude. Never would I say the "c" word, but I guess I hadn't met one until OW
Raising hand here on this one.
I say seize whatever bestial image she evokes in your mind and that becomes her name. Thus my fWH's whores are The Chimpanzee and "The Ferret faced whore" respectively. It helps me keep in perspective their lack of humanity...
Me-BS-60-Can't tell you how painful it was to change this number!
Damn autocorrect is responsible for the silly errors, sorry!
Posts: 3282 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: In my head
Member # 29193
| Posted: 10:06 PM, June 21st (Thursday), 2012|
the gutter skank
Yeah, it's been almost two years since the last episode, and I'm still angry.
I'm not sad that you lied to me. I'm sad that I can never believe you again.
Well, I'm sad that you lied to me, too.
Posts: 371 | Registered: Jul 2010 | From: Great Falls Montana
Member # 35905
| Posted: 10:12 PM, June 21st (Thursday), 2012|
Just reading SI, I LMAO at "Cum Dumpster". I personally have adopted that one.
My BFFs kids use "Company Pin Cushion" to describe a woman BFF works with who has a fondness for coworkers, esp. the married ones.
I can also appreciate calling him/her "it" and I would have a hard time saying lady/woman or man. That is right up there with my husband calling a strip club a "Gentleman's Club". I told him, there were many living things in there, but a "gentleman" wasn't one of them.
I still don't know what's going on.
Posts: 189 | Registered: Jun 2012
Member # 34782
| Posted: 11:01 PM, June 21st (Thursday), 2012|
I call WH's MOW BW - short for bitch whore
I call WH's friends OW WD-40 - short for whory D(her name starts with a D and rhymes with whory) and 40 because she is over 40 and WD-40 is a lubricate spray.
Me BW - 46
Him WH - 53
Together 23 yrs, Married 18
DDay August 2011
2 kids - 13 and 15
Gotta love the life that we livin'
Posts: 376 | Registered: Feb 2012
Member # 34055
| Posted: 10:35 AM, June 22nd (Friday), 2012|
OW1 - fat ugly c***
OW2 - fat skanky poolhall whore
not very original but it keeps them straight in my mind
Posts: 1429 | Registered: Nov 2011
Member # 34836
| Posted: 10:41 AM, June 22nd (Friday), 2012|
Anything pertaining to apes or gorillas since that is what OW physically resembles
M 25 years
BW Me - 50's
WH Him - 60's
OW 25 years younger
D-Days too numerous to mention last D-day being 12-2-11 *OW went on fishing trip 5-21-13*
"A relationship is only made for two, but some bitches don't know how to count"
Posts: 352 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Colorado
Member # 35444
| Posted: 9:23 PM, June 23rd (Saturday), 2012|
I'm fond of...
I've also referred to her as his girlfriend.
Together 12 years/ married 3 yrs
WH's affair 1 1/2 years
Kids: 1 DD, Another due Sept 2013
1st Dday Aug 1, 2011(our 2 yr wedding anniversary and discovery of sexting)
2nd Dday April 2012 (A was an EA and PA)
Posts: 101 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: BC, Canada
Member # 34485
| Posted: 9:48 PM, June 23rd (Saturday), 2012|
OMG!! Some of these names had me rolling... Thank you I needed that.
It makes me ill to say my X's whores name because I think she is sub human for putting here twat between us, so here they are:
F*ck Witch (someone gave us this one...loved it)
Glitter Pig (she happens to be a social butterfly)
This is my favorite!!!
Donuts (My X had no clue..doesn't know why I call "it" this...This one came to mind when I had my X's phone (he was my WH at the time) looking at some trip pics and I evidently went too far and there were nude pictures of "it" and she obviously has FAKE ones (boo**s) that looked shaped like honey glazed Dunkin Donuts)
For those Seinfeld fans....."Their mine and they're spectacular"!
Me BS 54
Him WH 55
M 32 yrs - together 40 yrs
D-Day 12-18-11 (WH didn't want to R)
Divorced 6-21-12 Done!
If the grass is greener on the other side....water your own lawn.
Posts: 239 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Midwest
Member # 15942
| Posted: 9:56 PM, June 23rd (Saturday), 2012|
Whorangatang from Whoragon
[This message edited by scared&stronger at 9:57 PM, June 23rd (Saturday)]
Met when we were 17 and 15. Together since 1983, married since 1985. Two kids, B21, G15.
Life has a way of making us get our panties in a wad.....I refuse to wear panties ever again.
Posts: 3956 | Registered: Aug 2007
Member # 29826
| Posted: 7:40 AM, June 24th (Sunday), 2012|
the attention whore
the pigture whore
and when I'm feeling verbose: that wide cellulite riddled ass that you used to have squat down to suck your cock...but I usually keep to the short forms these days.
Me 48yrs, douche midlife crisis poster boy- 50yrs
too many A's to bother to count, he is a predator that targets loosers like himself
Last Dday April 12/10-Divorcing
We live in a world where the fear of illusion is real
Posts: 1510 | Registered: Oct 2010 | From: The Cheese Stands Alone
Member # 30926
| Posted: 9:38 AM, June 24th (Sunday), 2012|
I LOVE this game!
dirty c*** (until OW, I thought no woman deserved to be called this, fits her perfectly!)
BW me 47
WH him 52
married 24 years
3 incredible teenage daughters
"it only hurts when I breathe"
Posts: 254 | Registered: Jan 2011
Member # 35681
| Posted: 9:46 AM, June 24th (Sunday), 2012|
Just thought of another one I use: gutter trash welfare whore.
It applies equally to either one.
Me: BS, 40
Him: Future XH, 41
Married 3 years, together 9
Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness. -- Terry Pratchett
Posts: 212 | Registered: May 2012 | From: Earth
Member # 35593
| Posted: 1:55 PM, June 24th (Sunday), 2012|
We both call her Hagrid or Hag for short. Believe me, it fits her perfectly.
[This message edited by Lovedyoumore at 4:33 PM, June 24th (Sunday)]
Married 30+ years
Together trying to R
I tell people I am tired but really my heart is broken and I am sad.
Posts: 1398 | Registered: May 2012 | From: Southern, y'all.
Member # 35936
| Posted: 4:25 PM, June 24th (Sunday), 2012|
psycho Bitch Whore
I don't use this word but what I found out She's a C*** Twat Douche Bag
and why is it that men pick other woman that have the
the same name as their wife? I had a nieghbor that did that just thought it is creepy
BS me 36
1st A DD July 20th 1996 OW also married
2nd A DD Oct 19th 2002
3rd A DD July 17th 2012
2nd and 3rd With same psycho serial married men cheater gutter fish troll
Married 16 thisnov
Together 17 this dec
Friends 24next marc
Posts: 114 | Registered: Jun 2012 | From: IL
Member # 33899
| Posted: 4:34 PM, June 24th (Sunday), 2012|
Posts: 190 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: FLORIDA
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