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User Topic: A bit of fun - code for NC comms with your X
Heal&Deal
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Default  Posted: 12:52 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is so funny! I have some to add:

That's interesting = Shut the fuck up.

Probably so = Who cares how you think it will turn out? No I don't fucking agree with you.

It will be interesting to see how that works out for you = What a stupid idea, fuckwit.


Posts: 917 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: USA
Lola2kids
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Default  Posted: 12:56 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My favorite right at the moment is:
Yep = FUCK OFF!!!

He uses "K" with me and it drives me nuts so I guess it would work the other way.

"Fine" = why the hell do you care how me or the kids are when you haven't called them in a week? is also a good one.

My responses are usually kept to one or 2 words.

[This message edited by Lola2kids at 12:57 PM, January 25th (Friday)]


BS: (Me) 47
Kids: twins DD(10)
D-Day April 18, 2011
Him:out Sept. 11, 2011
He moved to Europe June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"

Posts: 1420 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Ontario, Canada
Hopeful Lady
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Default  Posted: 1:51 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is welcome comic relief!

If you like = I don't give a damn what you think

Sure = fuck you and stop talking to me

I'll figure it out = why the hell don't you figure it out on your own

I'm fine = What took me so long? I've felt much better since I stopped giving a damn about you or our M


Posts: 112 | Registered: Dec 2010
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 1:54 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I went back through the last 200 texts with Stretch to see if I could find a good one to share.

I am VERY PROUD of the fact that a handful of them were from the children using my phone to contact their dad. And that 200 texts (the limit of storage per contact) went back to JULY.

So many of his questions had NO response from me...

So crickets = Fuck you. I don't have to answer your stupid questions. Not my job to organize your time, manage your world or be polite just because you feel like it... today... You are not even worth a single keystroke...


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5859 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 1:58 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

oops! double post.

still laughing at "lower muppet"

[This message edited by caregiver9000 at 1:59 PM, January 25th (Friday)]


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5859 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
ajsmom
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Default  Posted: 2:06 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Slight t/j

I just want to hear StrongButBroken say these in her native accent.

End t/j

AJ's MOM


Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
____________________________________________
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!


Posts: 21071 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: Been Through Hell...On My Way Back
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 2:29 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LOWER MUPPET!!!!!

I like `copy` myself.


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17493 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
GreatRoleModel
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Default  Posted: 2:32 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I use this one all the time Hopeful Lady and that is exactly what I really want to tell him

Sure = fuck you and stop talking to me

[This message edited by GreatRoleModel at 2:33 PM, January 25th (Friday)]


BS (me)
XWS (him) NPD
DIVORCED!!!
It takes a village to deal with the village idiot!

Posts: 361 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: NC
Lost and Betraye
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Default  Posted: 3:02 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Just made my week!


Me=BS 50; Him=WS 46; Dday 11/10/11
Married 13 years; together 20
Kids: DD11;(2) grown boys/men from my previous marriage to a WS
Status: Divorcing

"The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post" L Thomas Holdcroft


Posts: 317 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: CA
gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 3:05 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It will be interesting to see how that works out for you = What a stupid idea, fuckwit


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8078 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
LS_Betrayed
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Default  Posted: 3:08 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I will arrange it = of course I will you incompetent fu^&tard... clearly you still cannot function as an adult


Me (BS) - 49
WS - 51
Daughters 18, 13 and 12
Married 24 years, currently divorcing-- not soon enough

Posts: 5018 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: New England
Beowulf
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Default  Posted: 3:11 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have to add this one with a little back ground. XW used my credit card after we seperated, I had no knowledge off it, and let it go to collections.

I tried to let you take care of this person-to-person but now I'll see you in court = I am about to put you through the same shit grinder you put me through, and your luber's wife will get to watch you sweat it out in court and gloat over you getting "KARMAIZED"!! Yea the OM's Wife told me when the A started. Two for the price of one. P.S. you do realize we are appering before the same judge that married us?


The best revenge is living well.

Posts: 35 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Texas
hoya96
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Default  Posted: 5:15 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is so awesome. I can't stop laughing, as several of these I use for the "business-like communication" required in co-parenting...but the explanations are EXACTLY what I'm thinking.


Me: 40 and fabulous!
3 children ages 10, 12 and 14
Ex said he wanted separation 2/14/10
DDay #1: 5/23/10 18 month affair with his 22 yr old paralegal
DDay #2 9/22/10 my best friend, now his wife
Divorced: 12/10/10
Re-married a wonderful man.

Posts: 329 | Registered: Jun 2010
SBB
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Default  Posted: 9:06 PM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh... my... god. Thank you all so much for the laughs.

I will bookmark this thread whenever I waver on NC. We could build an NC code book!


If I'm going to string together a good vent, I want people to appreciate it, dammit!!!
@tesla, I love and appreciate your vents!


Too bad NC wasn't as funny or easy when they first blow our lives up.
@wontdefineme, too true. Humour is a great leap towards indifference. In time "Noted" will just mean I've noted it.


I just want to hear StrongButBroken say these in her native accent.
@ajsmom, I sometimes forget you guys talk funny.


No=no. If you have a problem with understanding that, ask your Mommy because obviously this lesson didn't take.
@Cat,


Sure = fuck you and stop talking to me.
@HopefulLady, YES!!


you've been acknowledged, be dismissed!
@Wannabe, Love it! Be dismissed!!


@jjct, WOOWHOO!!!

[This message edited by StrongButBroken at 11:16 PM, January 25th (Friday)]


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 5609 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
wouldbewhere
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Default  Posted: 1:46 AM, January 26th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

After receiving the D court papers, my WS asks, "do I need to get my own Attorney".My reply, "That might be good = "No SHIT Sherlock"


ME-51
STBXWH-SOB-44 A W/Ho-Worker
Married 16 1/2 yrs
DD 9/29/2012 Left 9/29/2012
Filled 10/14/2012
We all meet our maker. When my file is opened to be read, before I cross the pearly gates. I'm sure glad it won't say "I cheated on

Posts: 148 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: The West Coast
Hopeful Lady
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Default  Posted: 8:48 AM, February 5th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Closing eyes in response to a comment = rolling eyes

Posts: 112 | Registered: Dec 2010
bitchboots
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Default  Posted: 2:13 PM, February 5th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How in the hell do you come up with these things?!

Excellent!!!!


Me: BS
DDay 4/27/2012---3 weeks after our 10 year anniversary.
Second DDay--1/2/2013--R is over

~~~~Finding my moxie~~~~
"May your past be the sound of your feet upon the ground"...FUN


Posts: 333 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Dallas
bitchboots
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Default  Posted: 2:13 PM, February 5th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How in the hell do you come up with these things?!

Excellent!!!!


Me: BS
DDay 4/27/2012---3 weeks after our 10 year anniversary.
Second DDay--1/2/2013--R is over

~~~~Finding my moxie~~~~
"May your past be the sound of your feet upon the ground"...FUN


Posts: 333 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Dallas
thebighurt
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Default  Posted: 6:33 AM, February 6th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

@ajsmom, I sometimes forget you guys talk funny.

Convo in an Aussie shop:

Store clerk after I responded to her asking if I needed help: You have an accent!
Me: You have an accent.
Clerk: No I don't, you do.
Then Clerk: what is your accent? Talk some more so I can figure out how you say things. You guys have the best accents- my favorite one. But I have a hard time telling yours from Canadian.
Me: Everyone in the US likes to hear her accent.


Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?

Posts: 2381 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: the Other Side
thebighurt
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Default  Posted: 6:36 AM, February 6th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Tried to edit or finish it but my phone won't let me!! I guess it wants to go to bed.


Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?

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