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User Topic: You Know It's Time To Get Off The Bus...
ajsmom
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Default  Posted: 10:31 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

...when your morning shampoo pours into your palm in the shape of a teeny, tiny penis.

Yeah, it's been awhile.

AJ's MOM


Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
____________________________________________
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!


Posts: 21051 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: Been Through Hell...On My Way Back
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:43 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


Posts: 25394 | Registered: Aug 2011
veelop5
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Default  Posted: 10:47 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Too funny!!!!!


ME-38
XH-40
3 beautiful boys (20,19 & 15)
Update: Moved in to my own apartment 8/7/2012
Divorce final 3/27/2013

Posts: 1085 | Registered: Jun 2006 | From: Pennsylvania
yewtree
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Default  Posted: 10:59 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Just think what you could do with an inkblot!


Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)

Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 -
No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.


Posts: 4668 | Registered: Oct 2007
Bebba1171
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Member # 33857
Default  Posted: 11:11 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Lol!


Divorced by Interlocutory decree in May 2012. WW had an affair with a 66 yo doctor she worked for.
D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
BH- 52 (Me) / XWW 50 - ages back in 2011
Two great kids that don't deserve this!

Posts: 727 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: USA
better4me
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Default  Posted: 11:14 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

too funny ajsmom!


DDay 11/17/2010 BW:52
Divorced

Posts: 3135 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa
SoHappyNow
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Default  Posted: 11:19 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You poor DEAR!!!!


In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer..Albert Camus

***Used to be hit-by-a-train***
Remarried 2/14/14


Posts: 2291 | Registered: Nov 2005 | From: USA
dlmos
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Default  Posted: 11:52 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


BH (32)
DS - 7, DD - 6
Divorced

Posts: 461 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Fort Worth,Texas
courageous
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Default  Posted: 12:03 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That is too funny.

I work in the construction field. Every time I hear the phrase steel electors I can't help but thinking about other things


Me: BW (35)
Him: ExWH (31) EA/PA with MOW coworker
Married 9 years, 2 small kids
dday 3/12/2011 divorced fall 2012

My ipad does a lot of crazy typos.


Posts: 650 | Registered: Jan 2012
tryingagain74
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Default  Posted: 12:50 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

*snort*

Thanks for the laugh; I really needed it today!


BS (Me) 39
Happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley

Posts: 3606 | Registered: Oct 2011
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 1:04 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17396 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
hexed
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Default  Posted: 1:06 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


But that's just a lot of water
Underneath a bridge I burned
And there's no use in backtracking
Around corners I have turned

“Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.” -foulton oursler


Posts: 8440 | Registered: Apr 2008
nutmegkitty
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Default  Posted: 1:11 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That's funny!


me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11
OW
OC

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."


Posts: 2589 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 2:49 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3416 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
Newstart43
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Default  Posted: 3:14 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Gives a whole new perspective to rorschach tests...


"Courage does not always roar.
Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow". "
-Maryanne Radanbacher

Posts: 34 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Connecticut
wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 3:22 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

So that's what I have to look forward to?


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

Posts: 15396 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: Now an AZ girl
persevere
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Default  Posted: 7:20 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That's hysterical.


Me: BW-44
Him: XWH-44
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling


Posts: 4528 | Registered: Mar 2011 | From: Texas
Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 7:24 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It's a sign. Like those people who find jesus in their toast.


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

Posts: 13748 | Registered: Jul 2011
MyVoice
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Default  Posted: 11:55 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You are very very funny


Me:BW 46, Him:WH 50
two kids DD14 and DS17
Married 26 years
OW 28, crew member (he was the ships captain)
"People are formed by their actions, not their ideals" unknown

Posts: 470 | Registered: May 2012 | From: Australia
SBB
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Default  Posted: 3:17 AM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh stop!


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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