Topic: You Know It's Time To Get Off The Bus...
Member # 17460
| Posted: 10:31 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
...when your morning shampoo pours into your palm in the shape of a teeny, tiny penis.
Yeah, it's been awhile.
Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.
"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!
Posts: 21051 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: Been Through Hell...On My Way Back
Member # 33226
| Posted: 10:43 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
You can call me NIK
"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
Posts: 25320 | Registered: Aug 2011
Member # 11089
| Posted: 10:47 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
3 beautiful boys (20,19 & 15)
Update: Moved in to my own apartment 8/7/2012
Divorce final 3/27/2013
Posts: 1085 | Registered: Jun 2006 | From: Pennsylvania
Member # 16671
| Posted: 10:59 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
Just think what you could do with an inkblot!
Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)
Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 -
No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.
Posts: 4665 | Registered: Oct 2007
Member # 33857
| Posted: 11:11 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
Divorced by Interlocutory decree in May 2012. WW had an affair with a 66 yo doctor she worked for.
D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
BH- 52 (Me) / XWW 50 - ages back in 2011
Two great kids that don't deserve this!
Posts: 727 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: USA
Member # 30341
| Posted: 11:14 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
too funny ajsmom!
DDay 11/17/2010 BW:52
Posts: 3130 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa
Member # 8923
| Posted: 11:19 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
You poor DEAR!!!!
In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer..Albert Camus
***Used to be hit-by-a-train***
Posts: 2290 | Registered: Nov 2005 | From: USA
Member # 36839
| Posted: 11:52 AM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
DS - 7, DD - 6
Posts: 461 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Fort Worth,Texas
Member # 34477
| Posted: 12:03 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
That is too funny.
I work in the construction field. Every time I hear the phrase steel electors I can't help but thinking about other things
Me: BW (35)
Him: ExWH (31) EA/PA with MOW coworker
Married 9 years, 2 small kids
dday 3/12/2011 divorced fall 2012
My ipad does a lot of crazy typos.
Posts: 650 | Registered: Jan 2012
Member # 33698
| Posted: 12:50 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
Thanks for the laugh; I really needed it today!
BS (Me) 39
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley
Posts: 3604 | Registered: Oct 2011
Member # 20150
| Posted: 1:04 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Posts: 17390 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
Member # 19258
| Posted: 1:06 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
But that's just a lot of water
Underneath a bridge I burned
And there's no use in backtracking
Around corners I have turned
“Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.” -foulton oursler
Posts: 8440 | Registered: Apr 2008
Member # 33882
| Posted: 1:11 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
him (NPD Ex)
"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."
Posts: 2589 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
Member # 33699
| Posted: 2:49 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
Posts: 3415 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
♂ New Member
Member # 36562
| Posted: 3:14 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
Gives a whole new perspective to rorschach tests...
"Courage does not always roar.
Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow". "
Posts: 34 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Connecticut
Member # 10552
| Posted: 3:22 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
So that's what I have to look forward to?
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
Posts: 15393 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: Now an AZ girl
Member # 31468
| Posted: 7:20 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
Together 9 yrs
Status: Divorced 4/27/11
Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling
Posts: 4516 | Registered: Mar 2011 | From: Texas
Member # 32810
| Posted: 7:24 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
It's a sign. Like those people who find jesus in their toast.
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
Posts: 13738 | Registered: Jul 2011
Member # 35695
| Posted: 11:55 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013|
You are very very funny
Me:BW 46, Him:WH 50
two kids DD14 and DS17
Married 26 years
OW 28, crew member (he was the ships captain)
"People are formed by their actions, not their ideals" unknown
Posts: 470 | Registered: May 2012 | From: Australia
Member # 35229
| Posted: 3:17 AM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Posts: 5558 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
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