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User Topic: Dinner Fail - Fail
Jrazz
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Shutup  Posted: 8:53 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Dinner Fail #1 = Frozen pizza instead of cooking

Dinner Fail #2 = Hearing the beep of the timer, supposedly telling me the pizza is done, only to find the thawing pizza sitting atop the stove.


Next time maybe dinner THEN wine?

[This message edited by Jrazz at 8:54 PM, April 5th (Friday)]


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Default  Posted: 9:07 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

mmmm.....melty pizza.


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Default  Posted: 9:42 PM, April 5th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ok, this made me snicker...

I am not laughing at you, but with you because while I don't believe I have ever done just this.... I so WOULD do something like this.

Thanks for the chuckle. I needed that.


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Default  Posted: 9:52 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Were you mixing drinks in the other room or perhaps had a few ....like me when I am cooking?


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 10:22 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

or perhaps had a few


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ThoughtIKnewYa
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Default  Posted: 10:25 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

(((Jrazz)))


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Default  Posted: 12:05 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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Default  Posted: 5:20 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

See, now that is where you tell everyone the timer was just so you would know the oven was preheated, and now that it is you can cook the pizza.


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Default  Posted: 7:35 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 10:35 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"But honey, it ALWAYS takes 25 minutes for the oven to preheat!"


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Default  Posted: 11:40 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Sounds like your pizza was as good as mine was the time that I put the pizza in the oven but never actually turned the oven ON.


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Default  Posted: 11:58 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Try turning on the oven to preheat then an hour later wondering why its so hot and why is the oven on? Then remembering oops I meant to put that tray of brownie batter in the oven....


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Default  Posted: 12:10 PM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

When I was in high school I once put a pizza in the oven with the cardboard piece stuck to it. Fortunately it did not burn down my mother's house (I never would have heard the end of that!) but it was rather difficult to cut with the pizza cutter


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Default  Posted: 12:41 PM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Try turning on the oven to preheat then an hour later wondering why its so hot and why is the oven on?
I do this at least 3 times a week.


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Default  Posted: 12:44 PM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 1:24 PM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Fortunately it did not burn down my mother's house (I never would have heard the end of that!)

People will hang on to the WEIRDEST things.


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Default  Posted: 9:16 PM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

When I was in high school I once put a pizza in the oven with the cardboard piece stuck to it.

One time I needed to keep the pizza that was delivered warm until we could sit down to eat it. I put the entire pizza in the box into the oven and turned it on. Wasn't long before we smelled burning cardboard.


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Default  Posted: 1:02 AM, April 8th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I didn't do this but SO put food in the oven one day that was in a metal container with a plastic cover. He was so upset when he took it out all set to eat and realized he'd forgotten to take off the cover and now had melted plastic all over his food. I might have snorted.


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Default  Posted: 8:11 AM, April 8th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

No none of us have ever done that.

I'm not a timer kind of girl, and to my detriment have made charcoal out of frozen pizza more times than I care to admit.


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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 8:14 AM, April 8th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Has anyone else melted a pizza through the rack? I grew up putting the pizza on a pan, pan in the oven. My friend told me, Oh, no, you don't need a pan, just put it right on the rack!

I don't know what I did, but the pizza looked like a big W dripping through all the slots of the rack when I opened the oven.


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