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User Topic: Grumpy cat for S/D
woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 7:42 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thanks, Tesla!


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


Posts: 7819 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
tryingagain74
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Default  Posted: 7:44 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

These are hilarious!


BS (Me) 39
Happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley

Posts: 3607 | Registered: Oct 2011
debbysbaby
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Default  Posted: 8:23 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh my god. I needed to put on Depends before reading this thread! I bout peed my pants!

[This message edited by debbysbaby at 11:52 PM, April 6th (Saturday)]


-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004

Posts: 872 | Registered: Aug 2011
tesla
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Default  Posted: 9:08 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Okay, here we go.
Slight disclaimer, these do hit a little closer to home and probably aren't quite as funny.

Also--you see how I get when I get a little vacation time:)


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4658 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
Dreamboat
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Default  Posted: 9:21 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"I'm the fucking blue bird of happiness"

OMG, I almost peed my pants!!! ROFLMFAO!!!


And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine

Posts: 17639 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: A better place :)
gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 11:07 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Hold my earrings"
I remember that one. That was hilarious!


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8038 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
stillstrong
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Default  Posted: 12:03 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

the potato line is actually coraline's. it was the title to one of her threads. Best thread title ever!

Oh, that's right! It's a great line.


Me BS 47
Him WS 51
DDay LTA Feb 21, 2006
R until DDay 2EA's 1/31/12 ONS 2/5/12 Broken NC 7/12/12
Moved out 9/12
Legally Separated 3/13


Posts: 848 | Registered: Jul 2012
SBB
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Default  Posted: 3:31 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Correction please: it should be Klassy.

Oh my - my ribs hurt.


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 5581 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
dlmos
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Default  Posted: 9:06 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG this thread is awesome!


BH (32)
DS - 7, DD - 6
Divorced

Posts: 461 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Fort Worth,Texas
Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 2:39 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wow. I came late to this thread.

What I should be doing today:

1. Finish conference paper
2. File taxes
3. Write book review

What I am actually doing today:

Have Pregnant Stripper Whore GC made into large poster to mail to OW's workplace.

You made my soul sing with that one, tesla.

edited: Paragraphs. I got 'em.

[This message edited by Lyonesse at 2:40 PM, April 9th (Tuesday)]


Me: BS, 40's.

Posts: 1796 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
solus sto
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Default  Posted: 3:51 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm coparenting with a lower muppet.

I am!! (Only, really, I'm doing all the parenting, because muppets require hands up their asses to function, and not only is this impossible when there's a head inserted, but I don't want to catch any(more) nasty diseases.)

ETA: OMG--I'm dying. "Hold my earrings!" Bwahhhaahahaha!

[This message edited by solus sto at 3:56 PM, April 9th (Tuesday)]


BS-me, 52
WH (Trac-fone), 53, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
multiple d-days
DIVORCING
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke

Posts: 8729 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest
stronggirl72
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Default  Posted: 9:33 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thank you so much for the laughs.

Absolutely hilarious.


"Taking the high road, and doing it with class."

DIVORCED!!


Posts: 154 | Registered: Oct 2012
NoTriangles
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Default  Posted: 10:59 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

(Coming out of exile to LMFAO!!!!)

Ho-Lee Chit, this is funny!!!!! Nice job, T!!!!!


Me: Finding my Sunlight
Him: Traitor in my Foxhole
Let go or get dragged.

Posts: 1252 | Registered: Jun 2012 | From: a state of consciousness
purplejacket4
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Default  Posted: 11:34 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The thread in F&G is directing us to come to D/S to see this thread. OMG this is funny. "High maintenance fuck up"! I woke the dog up snorting so loud. Tesla keep them coming!


Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish

Posts: 2215 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest
gma56
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Default  Posted: 11:43 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"High maintenance fuck up
"

I KNOW this one is for FT ! The 74 yr old DUMBASS did in vitro with Twat....he has NEVER seen high maintenance until now !

Thank God for divorce !
These are so funny !

ETA: The Small Chick For a Small Dick works for him too..

Gma

[This message edited by gma56 at 1:36 AM, April 10th (Wednesday)]


BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

Posts: 20377 | Registered: May 2008 | From: Half way to where I want to be.
Getting to Happy
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Default  Posted: 11:43 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG!!!

Tesla

Thanks so much for the laughs!
Love ya for it!


WS him
BS me DD's 26, 25' DS 23
dd1 1-1-10, dd2 Mothers Day 2011, dd3 3-12-12 Hawaii trip with ho-worker...

Never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
Unknown


Posts: 1140 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: La La Land
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 11:45 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Tesla, this last set is the funniest yet. Hold my earrings? I got nothing?


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9715 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
MyReturn2Me
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Default  Posted: 11:57 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Two thumbs up!


Me: BS 51 and Freaking AWESOME!
Him: Who the fuck cares........

Posts: 259 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Puget Sound
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 8:10 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3425 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
EmotionalFool
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Default  Posted: 9:49 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am curious whats "Hold my earings" ref?? I dont get it.


WW: 28 (ME)
BH: 28 (SI profile: CrappyLife)
D-Day- 15/10/12

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