Topic: Grumpy cat for S/D
Member # 18522
| Posted: 7:42 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Posts: 7824 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
Member # 33698
| Posted: 7:44 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
These are hilarious!
BS (Me) 39
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley
Posts: 3620 | Registered: Oct 2011
Member # 32962
| Posted: 8:23 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
Oh my god. I needed to put on Depends before reading this thread! I bout peed my pants!
[This message edited by debbysbaby at 11:52 PM, April 6th (Saturday)]
-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004
Posts: 880 | Registered: Aug 2011
Member # 34697
| Posted: 9:08 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
Okay, here we go.
Slight disclaimer, these do hit a little closer to home and probably aren't quite as funny.
Also--you see how I get when I get a little vacation time:)
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Posts: 4684 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
Member # 10506
| Posted: 9:21 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
"I'm the fucking blue bird of happiness"
OMG, I almost peed my pants!!! ROFLMFAO!!!
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Posts: 17684 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: A better place :)
Member # 34823
| Posted: 11:07 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
"Hold my earrings"
I remember that one. That was hilarious!
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
Posts: 8081 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
Member # 36144
| Posted: 12:03 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013|
the potato line is actually coraline's. it was the title to one of her threads. Best thread title ever!
Oh, that's right! It's a great line.
Me BS 47
Him WS 51
DDay LTA Feb 21, 2006
R until DDay 2EA's 1/31/12 ONS 2/5/12 Broken NC 7/12/12
Moved out 9/12
Legally Separated 3/13
Posts: 848 | Registered: Jul 2012
Member # 35229
| Posted: 3:31 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013|
Correction please: it should be Klassy.
Oh my - my ribs hurt.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Posts: 5609 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Member # 36839
| Posted: 9:06 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013|
OMG this thread is awesome!
DS - 7, DD - 6
Posts: 461 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Fort Worth,Texas
Member # 32943
| Posted: 2:39 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
Wow. I came late to this thread.
What I should be doing today:
1. Finish conference paper
2. File taxes
3. Write book review
What I am actually doing today:
Have Pregnant Stripper Whore GC made into large poster to mail to OW's workplace.
You made my soul sing with that one, tesla.
edited: Paragraphs. I got 'em.
[This message edited by Lyonesse at 2:40 PM, April 9th (Tuesday)]
Me: BS, 40's.
Posts: 1797 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
Member # 30989
| Posted: 3:51 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
I'm coparenting with a lower muppet.
I am!! (Only, really, I'm doing all the parenting, because muppets require hands up their asses to function, and not only is this impossible when there's a head inserted, but I don't want to catch any(more) nasty diseases.)
ETA: OMG--I'm dying. "Hold my earrings!" Bwahhhaahahaha!
[This message edited by solus sto at 3:56 PM, April 9th (Tuesday)]
WH (Trac-fone), 53, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke
Posts: 8844 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest
Member # 37293
| Posted: 9:33 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
Thank you so much for the laughs.
"Taking the high road, and doing it with class."
Posts: 154 | Registered: Oct 2012
Member # 35985
| Posted: 10:59 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
(Coming out of exile to LMFAO!!!!)
Ho-Lee Chit, this is funny!!!!! Nice job, T!!!!!
Me: Finding my Sunlight
Him: Traitor in my Foxhole
Let go or get dragged.
Posts: 1252 | Registered: Jun 2012 | From: a state of consciousness
Member # 34262
| Posted: 11:34 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
The thread in F&G is directing us to come to D/S to see this thread. OMG this is funny. "High maintenance fuck up"! I woke the dog up snorting so loud. Tesla keep them coming!
Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish
Posts: 2239 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest
Member # 19595
| Posted: 11:43 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
"High maintenance fuck up"
I KNOW this one is for FT ! The 74 yr old DUMBASS did in vitro with Twat....he has NEVER seen high maintenance until now !
Thank God for divorce !
These are so funny !
ETA: The Small Chick For a Small Dick works for him too..
[This message edited by gma56 at 1:36 AM, April 10th (Wednesday)]
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.
Posts: 20383 | Registered: May 2008 | From: Closer to where I want to be..
|Getting to Happy|
Member # 35200
| Posted: 11:43 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
Thanks so much for the laughs!
Love ya for it!
BS me DD's 26, 25' DS 23
dd1 1-1-10, dd2 Mothers Day 2011, dd3 3-12-12 Hawaii trip with ho-worker...
Never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
Posts: 1140 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: La La Land
Member # 32554
| Posted: 11:45 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
Tesla, this last set is the funniest yet. Hold my earrings? I got nothing?
Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
Posts: 9824 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
Member # 34352
| Posted: 11:57 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
Two thumbs up!
Me: BS 51 and Freaking AWESOME!
Him: Who the fuck cares........
Posts: 259 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Puget Sound
Member # 33699
| Posted: 8:10 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013|
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
Posts: 3432 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
Member # 37362
| Posted: 9:49 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013|
I am curious whats "Hold my earings" ref?? I dont get it.
WW: 28 (ME)
BH: 28 (SI profile: CrappyLife)
Posts: 334 | Registered: Nov 2012
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