Topic: Grumpy cat for S/D
Member # 18522
| Posted: 7:42 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Posts: 7444 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
Member # 33698
| Posted: 7:44 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
These are hilarious!
BS (Me) 39
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley
Posts: 3049 | Registered: Oct 2011
Member # 32962
| Posted: 8:23 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
Oh my god. I needed to put on Depends before reading this thread! I bout peed my pants!
[This message edited by debbysbaby at 11:52 PM, April 6th (Saturday)]
-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004
Posts: 655 | Registered: Aug 2011
Member # 34697
| Posted: 9:08 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
Okay, here we go.
Slight disclaimer, these do hit a little closer to home and probably aren't quite as funny.
Also--you see how I get when I get a little vacation time:)
Posts: 3609 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
Member # 10506
| Posted: 9:21 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
"I'm the fucking blue bird of happiness"
OMG, I almost peed my pants!!! ROFLMFAO!!!
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Posts: 16839 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: A better place :)
Member # 34823
| Posted: 11:07 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013|
"Hold my earrings"
I remember that one. That was hilarious!
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
Posts: 6384 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
Member # 36144
| Posted: 12:03 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013|
the potato line is actually coraline's. it was the title to one of her threads. Best thread title ever!
Oh, that's right! It's a great line.
Me BS 47
Him WS 51
DDay LTA Feb 21, 2006
R until DDay 2EA's 1/31/12 ONS 2/5/12 Broken NC 7/12/12
Moved out 9/12
Legally Separated 3/13
Posts: 848 | Registered: Jul 2012
Member # 35229
| Posted: 3:31 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013|
Correction please: it should be Klassy.
Oh my - my ribs hurt.
“If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.” -Dr Seuss
Posts: 3573 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Member # 36839
| Posted: 9:06 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013|
OMG this thread is awesome!
DS - 7, DD - 5
Posts: 461 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Fort Worth,Texas
Member # 32943
| Posted: 2:39 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
Wow. I came late to this thread.
What I should be doing today:
1. Finish conference paper
2. File taxes
3. Write book review
What I am actually doing today:
Have Pregnant Stripper Whore GC made into large poster to mail to OW's workplace.
You made my soul sing with that one, tesla.
edited: Paragraphs. I got 'em.
[This message edited by Lyonesse at 2:40 PM, April 9th (Tuesday)]
Me: BS, 40's.
Posts: 1479 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
Member # 30989
| Posted: 3:51 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
I'm coparenting with a lower muppet.
I am!! (Only, really, I'm doing all the parenting, because muppets require hands up their asses to function, and not only is this impossible when there's a head inserted, but I don't want to catch any(more) nasty diseases.)
ETA: OMG--I'm dying. "Hold my earrings!" Bwahhhaahahaha!
[This message edited by solus sto at 3:56 PM, April 9th (Tuesday)]
WH(Mr. Trac-fone), 52, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS17
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke
(Please excuse typos; my tablet is possessed.)
Posts: 7485 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest
Member # 37293
| Posted: 9:33 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
Thank you so much for the laughs.
"Taking the high road, and doing it with class."
Posts: 101 | Registered: Oct 2012
Member # 35985
| Posted: 10:59 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
(Coming out of exile to LMFAO!!!!)
Ho-Lee Chit, this is funny!!!!! Nice job, T!!!!!
Him: Traitor in my Foxhole
I am free now.
Posts: 1244 | Registered: Jun 2012 | From: a state of consciousness
Member # 34262
| Posted: 11:34 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
The thread in F&G is directing us to come to D/S to see this thread. OMG this is funny. "High maintenance fuck up"! I woke the dog up snorting so loud. Tesla keep them coming!
Me: BS 44
Her: fWS 47 (same sex partner)
Together: 17 now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish
Posts: 1441 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest
Member # 19595
| Posted: 11:43 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
"High maintenance fuck up"
I KNOW this one is for FT ! The 74 yr old DUMBASS did in vitro with Twat....he has NEVER seen high maintenance until now !
Thank God for divorce !
These are so funny !
ETA: The Small Chick For a Small Dick works for him too..
[This message edited by gma56 at 1:36 AM, April 10th (Wednesday)]
It's my life now, my choices, and my mistakes to make.
“The greatest challenge in life is discovering who you are. The second greatest is being happy with what you find.”
Cheating isn't a mistake,it's a choice.
Posts: 20221 | Registered: May 2008
|Getting to Happy|
Member # 35200
| Posted: 11:43 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
Thanks so much for the laughs!
Love ya for it!
BS me DD's 26, 25' DS 23
dd1 1-1-10, dd2 Mothers Day 2011, dd3 3-12-12 Hawaii trip with ho-worker...
Never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
Posts: 872 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: La La Land
Member # 32554
| Posted: 11:45 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
Tesla, this last set is the funniest yet. Hold my earrings? I got nothing?
Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 elementary school-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Posts: 7335 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
Member # 34352
| Posted: 11:57 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
Two thumbs up!
Me: BS 51 and Freaking AWESOME!
Him: Who the fuck cares........
Posts: 259 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Puget Sound
Member # 33699
| Posted: 8:10 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013|
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will"
- Mahatma Gandi
Posts: 2527 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
Member # 37362
| Posted: 9:49 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013|
I am curious whats "Hold my earings" ref?? I dont get it.
WW: 28 (ME)
BH: 28 (SI profile: CrappyLife)
Posts: 334 | Registered: Nov 2012
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