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User Topic: Grumpy cat for S/D
woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 7:42 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thanks, Tesla!


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


Posts: 7778 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
tryingagain74
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Default  Posted: 7:44 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

These are hilarious!


BS (Me) 39
Happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley

Posts: 3537 | Registered: Oct 2011
debbysbaby
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Default  Posted: 8:23 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh my god. I needed to put on Depends before reading this thread! I bout peed my pants!

[This message edited by debbysbaby at 11:52 PM, April 6th (Saturday)]


-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004

Posts: 840 | Registered: Aug 2011
tesla
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Default  Posted: 9:08 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Okay, here we go.
Slight disclaimer, these do hit a little closer to home and probably aren't quite as funny.

Also--you see how I get when I get a little vacation time:)


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4534 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
Dreamboat
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Default  Posted: 9:21 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"I'm the fucking blue bird of happiness"

OMG, I almost peed my pants!!! ROFLMFAO!!!


And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine

Posts: 17605 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: A better place :)
gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 11:07 PM, April 6th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Hold my earrings"
I remember that one. That was hilarious!


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 7680 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
stillstrong
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Default  Posted: 12:03 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

the potato line is actually coraline's. it was the title to one of her threads. Best thread title ever!

Oh, that's right! It's a great line.


Me BS 47
Him WS 51
DDay LTA Feb 21, 2006
R until DDay 2EA's 1/31/12 ONS 2/5/12 Broken NC 7/12/12
Moved out 9/12
Legally Separated 3/13


Posts: 848 | Registered: Jul 2012
SBB
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Default  Posted: 3:31 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Correction please: it should be Klassy.

Oh my - my ribs hurt.


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

Posts: 5392 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
dlmos
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Default  Posted: 9:06 AM, April 7th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG this thread is awesome!


BH (32)
DS - 7, DD - 6
Divorced

Posts: 461 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Fort Worth,Texas
Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 2:39 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wow. I came late to this thread.

What I should be doing today:

1. Finish conference paper
2. File taxes
3. Write book review

What I am actually doing today:

Have Pregnant Stripper Whore GC made into large poster to mail to OW's workplace.

You made my soul sing with that one, tesla.

edited: Paragraphs. I got 'em.

[This message edited by Lyonesse at 2:40 PM, April 9th (Tuesday)]


Me: BS, 40's.

Posts: 1772 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
solus sto
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Default  Posted: 3:51 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm coparenting with a lower muppet.

I am!! (Only, really, I'm doing all the parenting, because muppets require hands up their asses to function, and not only is this impossible when there's a head inserted, but I don't want to catch any(more) nasty diseases.)

ETA: OMG--I'm dying. "Hold my earrings!" Bwahhhaahahaha!

[This message edited by solus sto at 3:56 PM, April 9th (Tuesday)]


BS-me, 52
WH (Trac-fone), 52, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
multiple d-days
DIVORCING
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke

Posts: 8300 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest
stronggirl72
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Default  Posted: 9:33 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thank you so much for the laughs.

Absolutely hilarious.


"Taking the high road, and doing it with class."

DIVORCED!!


Posts: 154 | Registered: Oct 2012
NoTriangles
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Default  Posted: 10:59 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

(Coming out of exile to LMFAO!!!!)

Ho-Lee Chit, this is funny!!!!! Nice job, T!!!!!


Me: Forever Changed
Him: Traitor in my Foxhole
Let go or get dragged.

Posts: 1245 | Registered: Jun 2012 | From: a state of consciousness
purplejacket4
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Default  Posted: 11:34 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The thread in F&G is directing us to come to D/S to see this thread. OMG this is funny. "High maintenance fuck up"! I woke the dog up snorting so loud. Tesla keep them coming!


Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish

Posts: 2069 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest
gma56
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Default  Posted: 11:43 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"High maintenance fuck up
"

I KNOW this one is for FT ! The 74 yr old DUMBASS did in vitro with Twat....he has NEVER seen high maintenance until now !

Thank God for divorce !
These are so funny !

ETA: The Small Chick For a Small Dick works for him too..

Gma

[This message edited by gma56 at 1:36 AM, April 10th (Wednesday)]


BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. I lost my family but gained a second chance to be happy.

Posts: 20322 | Registered: May 2008 | From: Half way to where I want to be.
Getting to Happy
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Default  Posted: 11:43 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG!!!

Tesla

Thanks so much for the laughs!
Love ya for it!


WS him
BS me DD's 26, 25' DS 23
dd1 1-1-10, dd2 Mothers Day 2011, dd3 3-12-12 Hawaii trip with ho-worker...

Never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
Unknown


Posts: 1138 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: La La Land
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 11:45 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Tesla, this last set is the funniest yet. Hold my earrings? I got nothing?


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9234 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
MyReturn2Me
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Default  Posted: 11:57 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Two thumbs up!


Me: BS 51 and Freaking AWESOME!
Him: Who the fuck cares........

Posts: 259 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Puget Sound
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 8:10 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3315 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
EmotionalFool
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Default  Posted: 9:49 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am curious whats "Hold my earings" ref?? I dont get it.


WW: 28 (ME)
BH: 28 (SI profile: CrappyLife)
D-Day- 15/10/12

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