I was talking to Friend on the phone today as he was pulling into his parking space at my old residence. He is coming over here to spend the day and evening.
He said "Someone wants to talk to you." and handed the phone over to the OTHER guy over there who was expressing strong interest in me. Other guy leads off with "Hello darlin'" and proceeds to tell me that he'd been trying to work up the courage to call me.
I used to sit with these two, two other guy friends and my husband plus three women friends and we would just cut up at the table and laugh.
"Hello, darlin'" guy is 82, but looks and walks much younger, and has already cruised through the parking lot here looking for my van but I wasn't home that time.
I can only imagine the looks they were exchanging as they had this teeny weeny pissing contest.