Topic: What is your most embarassing moment?
Member # 3031
| Posted: 4:19 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
... at least you didn't say you were 'stumped.'
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 21040 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
Member # 16242
| Posted: 9:08 PM, April 9th (Tuesday), 2013|
My most embarrassing moment???
Ask ssm, she will remember
Fuck Barbie....and her shoes.
Posts: 2590 | Registered: Sep 2007 | From: SE PA
Member # 20563
| Posted: 7:38 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013|
Flabalanche. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :
I remember! And I still use that term whenever I am required to use restrictive under garments.
Him- FWS (I hope- F)
Posts: 6542 | Registered: Aug 2008 | From: Not Oz
Member # 30314
| Posted: 12:40 PM, April 19th (Friday), 2013|
my underwear fell out of the bottom of my pants on my first date. ya know, when you put on a pair of jeans you wore the day before....
his Ddays: 2/10, 7/11
my Ddays: 1/12, 4/12 broken NC 12/12
me (WW/BS): 48
4 kiddos in mid 20's
Me: I didn't sign up for this.
Him: you're already in this. All you can do is resign...
Posts: 4768 | Registered: Dec 2010
Member # 33226
| Posted: 12:42 PM, April 19th (Friday), 2013|
You can call me NIK
"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
Posts: 25018 | Registered: Aug 2011
Member # 28571
| Posted: 1:11 PM, April 19th (Friday), 2013|
Most of mine are emotionally scarring, but one day when I was about 17 or 18 I was not paying attention when I fished jeans out of the dryer and was unaware I was wearing my sisters jeans all day. I had long hair and wore a leather jacket at that time and... apparently I had an amazing ass or something because I got a lot of catcalls and whistles until I turned around.
There was the time maybe 15 years ago a couple friends brought me to a strip club after work. I fell asleep there and at some point one of the girls there shook me awake and asked me if I wanted a dance. I misunderstood and apologized and told her I don't know how to dance. I am amused by that one. Probably because I haven't been to one of those places since.
Also in that wayback machine, g_r and I were at a friends place... kind of a friend.. well it was the death metal crowd. In an apartment with Hieronymous Bosch paintings on the wall, satanic shit everywhere, tinfoil over the windows kind of place. They're all in the other room engaged in recreational pharmaceuticals and g_r found me on the couch underneath the giant blood red pentagram tapestry sniffling. Not crying. I was watching Benji. It was just at the part where he was walking into the sunset after he saved the baby mountain lions.
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Posts: 7431 | Registered: May 2010 | From: USA
|Sad in AZ|
Member # 24239
| Posted: 2:22 PM, April 19th (Friday), 2013|
I remember arguing grammar with a teacher when she explained that you lay down inanimate objects but animate objects lie down. I blurted out, "But you can lay a dog (down)..." Cue hysterical laughter from the rest of the class.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Posts: 20019 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Member # 32753
| Posted: 5:21 PM, April 19th (Friday), 2013|
I think I already told the Aikido one.
Most recent one (though it's sorta by proxy) is when my son was trying to learn the word 'truck', except it was coming out as 'guck' ...and when he said it loudly, it occasionally sounded like he was saying a certain part of male anatomy... Anyway, we were going down the street one day, son was in my arms, and he kept looking around, seeing the trucks, and yelling "BIG GUCK!!" People were staring and whispering. I could only imagine what they were really hearing.
Fortunately he says it right now.
Find peace. Or sleep on it.
Infidelities are like icebergs - they may take many different shapes and sizes, but they all damage your ship.
Posts: 3901 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: California
Member # 33642
| Posted: 1:57 AM, April 20th (Saturday), 2013|
This didn't happen to me, but it happened to a friend of mine...we'll call him Mr. Cool.
Mr. Cool was working traffic, and there was some construction on the highway that created a short backup. Mr. Cool was taking a cruise up the access road to see if he could garner up any tickets for people cutting off the highway across the shoulder. Mr. Cool saw three cars jump off the highway and into the grass heading for the access road. Mr. Cool let them get almost to the access road before pulling up and blocking in all three cars. In his excitement of nailing three cars in one stop, he jumped out of his car to collect driver licenses, and in doing so, forgot to put his car in park. So there in front of a crowded highway, Mr. Cool had to run along side his car for a few feet to jump back in and put it in park. It was the most embarrassing moment of Mr. Cool's life.
But like I said, this was a friend of mine, so I'm just assuming it was the most embarrassing moment of his life.
"It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."
Posts: 769 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Texas
Member # 37091
| Posted: 11:09 AM, April 20th (Saturday), 2013|
Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild
No longer together
Do not let others be your reference for who you see in the mirror.
Stop allowing people to hurt you, because you don't love you enough to walk away.
Posts: 2701 | Registered: Oct 2012
Member # 6687
| Posted: 7:54 AM, April 21st (Sunday), 2013|
SG I love your stories!!
one day when I was about 17 or 18 I was not paying attention when I fished jeans out of the dryer and was unaware I was wearing my sisters jeans all day. I had long hair and wore a leather jacket at that time and... apparently I had an amazing ass or something because I got a lot of catcalls and whistles until I turned around.
Reminds me of that awesome "call me maybe" guy!
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