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User Topic: Just Another FT Chuckle
gma56
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Shutup  Posted: 1:24 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My friend's XH is a buddy of FT's. She's trying to find info of her XH's place of employment to collect spousal support. She hacked XH's email years ago when they divorced and she read an email from FT a few days ago, he was writing that he broke his wrist two weeks after he went back to Thailand.

I just couldn't resist saying that he was jacking off and the wrist finally snapped.
She responded that her guess was Twat caught his hand in someone else's cookie jar again.
I like my friend's guess better.( the Twat was pulled off FT several years ago because she beating the shit out of him for talking to OWs on his phone.)

It just made me giggle all day, the thought of him getting caught again. Oh and Twat is pregnant.Not exactly a fairytale ending but she wanted and got him. She has a BIG problem.

Then I read Tesla's Grumpy Cat thread in D/S. One of them was a Small Chick For a Small Dick. Made me laugh, Twat and FT fit the description perfectly.
My potty brain went straight to their gutter trash selves.
Whew, that is the most I've thought about FT in months since the divorce was final.
I haven't laughed so hard thinking about FT in a long time.

If you haven't read Tesla's thread in D/S, it's worth a few good laughs.

Gma

[This message edited by gma56 at 1:29 AM, April 10th (Wednesday)]


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It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

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time2grow
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Default  Posted: 7:55 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG!!! Im ready to die laughing. I need to go read the other thread now. I love the line, Small Chick For a Small Dick! My xww is 411. Thank You, I needed this!

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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 8:27 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Train wreck!


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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gma56
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Default  Posted: 9:25 AM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I know I shouldn't laugh at FT's expense and I have no idea how he broke his wrist. My brain had no sympathy for him yesterday and couldn't stop giggling at the possibilites of what could have happened. It entertained me all day when it creeped in my thoughts.

FF we KNOW FT is a train wreck waiting to happen. It was just a matter of time.
Maybe this means I need a vacation... My sense of humor is becoming warped.
Gma


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It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

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peridot
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Default  Posted: 12:48 PM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Can you imagine having to wake up to a screaming baby at his age?

Even if he doesn't get up and take care of it, it's still going to keep him up with the crying.


I think...therefore, I'm single.

It is what it is.


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gma56
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Default  Posted: 1:02 PM, April 10th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Can you imagine having to wake up to a screaming baby at his age?

I know !!!
Especially if the baby has allergies bad as DSS34 did for many years.
Many Dr and ER visits. He was a fussy kid.Teething was BAD !!
And FT is still on his dating sites with his buddy.

[This message edited by gma56 at 1:04 PM, April 10th (Wednesday)]


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It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

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exhausted lady
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Default  Posted: 12:07 AM, April 11th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

gma.....damn, girl! This was the best laugh I've had in DAYS!

I hope the pregnant OW launched her pregnant, 4'11" self at him for cheating on her and broke it. I'm just sitting here giggling my ass off imagining THAT scenario!

Carry on.........

p.s....I wonder if his "jack off" wrist is the one that got broken. Poor muffin! Might have to stop spanking the monkey for a while. OMG....STILL laughing!!!!


Sometimes the hardest part of finally seeing through someone is accepting what you see...

God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to
change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me.
-Reinhold Neibuhr


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