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User Topic: The joys of having a son
MissesJai
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Default  Posted: 9:16 PM, April 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Do you hit what you're aiming at, first time, every time, when you use a garden hose?
Nope, sure don't.


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"Don't think first about the risks of speaking up. Think first about the risks of not speaking up." ~ Kerry Patterson

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LastChanceLarry
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Default  Posted: 11:35 AM, May 1st (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh. My. God. This thread has me tearing up from laughter!

DS is 2.5 and he hasn't quite gotten into sitting on the potty yet. He'll sit but just kinda hang out for a bit and chat or read a book. Once he gets down he'll run like the wind to his room or some corner to "do his business". Thankfully he'll have a diaper back on before he bolts. Whenever we catch him in a corner or under the table (or behind a chair or in the closet) and he's "assumed the position" we ask him if he's pooping. Sometime's he'll say no and try to shoo us away in between grunts and obvious labor. Sometimes if we just look at him quizzically he'll tell us "go away, i'm poopin". This is starting to get scary since he's demonstrated the ability to remove his diaper quite easily.

On another note, one of the unspoken "joys" of having a son are... erections!

I never knew this was possible for kids so young but sometimes DS plays with himself (as all boys tend to do) and manages to give himself a baby erection. One time he was in the tub playing with some fingerpaint (go ahead and make a mess kid, we're taking a shower immediately after) and he had developed an erection. He then proceeded to dip his penis into the cups of paint and use it to paint the walls of the tub! WXGF was horrified, i thought it was hilarious. "Mama i'm painting!" "Daddy will you paint with me?" He's our special little boy!

~Larry


D-Day: 8/27/12
Me: BBF (29)
WXGF: Confused26 (27) EA/PA with xBF, lasted almost a year. TT, blameshifting, gaslighting, & broken NC for 10 months.
DS: 3
Together 5 years

Ding dong, the bitch is gone! Settling into the life of a single dad.


Posts: 317 | Registered: Oct 2012 | From: New England
SisterMilkshake
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Default  Posted: 12:03 PM, May 1st (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hilarious, LCL!
On another note, one of the unspoken "joys" of having a son are... erections! I never knew this was possible for kids so young
I didn't know baby boys could get erections, either.

One night at about 2:00 am I go stumbling half asleep into my about 3 month old DS's room to feed and change him. I took off his diaper and panicked. Something was wrong with his penis! It was sticking straight up. How can I get a diaper back on this? I ran into the bedroom shook my husband awake and said "Something is wrong with DS's penis!" I have never seen this man wake up so quickly and be on full alert like this. He runs into DS's bedroom and looks at it and asks:
Him; "What's wrong?"
Me: "It is sticking straight up!"
Him: "Its an erection!"
Me: "Babies get erections?"
Him: (shaking head) "Yes!"

I had read baby books. I had never read that piece of interesting information.


BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson


Posts: 9713 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
Undefinabl3
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Default  Posted: 12:08 PM, May 1st (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I got another one!

DS loves to pee outside, it must be a 'breeze on the boys' thing...

I told him he could go pee on the fence....Now, we have a pretty large backyard, privacey fenced in....

he picks the ONE PLACE that has a board missing, to pee right next to it...

So now I can add exibitionist to his list of characteristics...grreeeaaatttt....


Me: 31 MH
Him: 37 MH
New online find 6/19/14 - shit

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