Thanks, everyone! Five days to go, and things are looking good. The title opinion came back without issues, the short sale details are all worked out with the lender, and all but one of the needed repairs is complete.
I signed all the closing paperwork this afternoon, so all that's left for me is to finish that one repair, do a final cleaning on the house, turn over my keys and garage door openers, and take a cashier's check for the short amount to the closing agent on Friday.
By close of business Monday, I'll no longer be a home owner. Yay!You can call me NIK
“The most difficult times for many of us are the ones we give ourselves.”
― Pema Chödrön