Topic: Just Duct Tape My Mouth...Wouldya?
Member # 33857
| Posted: 3:36 PM, May 7th (Tuesday), 2013|
That is absolutely hilarious!
No way I would want to duct tape your mouth if you come up with good blunders like that!
Keep it going girl!
Divorced by Interlocutory decree in May 2012. WW had an affair with a 66 yo doctor she worked for.
D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
BH- 52 (Me) / XWW 50 - ages back in 2011
Two great kids that don't deserve this!
Posts: 695 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: USA
Member # 11176
| Posted: 8:09 AM, May 8th (Wednesday), 2013|
Laughing so hard it's scaring my dogs
Betrayed: 23 years
Affairs: 14 (2 lasted 3 months. Rest were ONS)
WS died: 16 May 2011
Do not stay in your hurt forever. Choose to move out of it.
Posts: 6045 | Registered: Jul 2006 | From: Wisconsin
Member # 38010
| Posted: 2:13 PM, May 8th (Wednesday), 2013|
I vote NO duct tape, ever!!
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
Posts: 505 | Registered: Jan 2013
|Sad in AZ|
Member # 24239
| Posted: 7:37 PM, May 8th (Wednesday), 2013|
Slip of the lip...riiiiiight...
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?
Posts: 18506 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Member # 36134
| Posted: 8:46 PM, May 8th (Wednesday), 2013|
This is something I would say... and then
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
Posts: 3407 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida
Member # 22033
| Posted: 12:47 AM, May 9th (Thursday), 2013|
Oh, I love those moments!!! You and my friend in a room would be awesome!!
My favorite is when she asked her neighbor to come over and check to see if her hamburger meat had spoiled. He ended up cleaning up her hedge while he was there. She said "I just wanted you to come over and smell my meat, not trim my bush".
BW (me) - 44
DS 13, DS 10
D-Day#1: Oct 30, 2008
D-Day#2: June 3, 2011 (same MOW) Separation: June 3, 2011
Divorce finalized: Feb 2012 (due to 6 month waiting period).
Posts: 3168 | Registered: Dec 2008
Member # 18522
| Posted: 1:18 AM, May 9th (Thursday), 2013|
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Posts: 7441 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
Member # 19772
| Posted: 9:03 PM, May 9th (Thursday), 2013|
Ha ha! That is too funny!
BW, divorced: 03/09
Posts: 14184 | Registered: Jun 2008
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