Topic: More Autocorrect Funnies
Member # 27035
| Posted: 8:42 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
I don't think we've done these in a while. Made me howl!
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% - and that's pretty good."
Posts: 4046 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
Member # 32943
| Posted: 8:47 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
After reading these, I don’t know if I’d rather make bitchgobblet potatoes or suction the kids tonight!
Me: BS, 40's.
Posts: 1463 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
Member # 24518
| Posted: 9:38 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
omg! dying over here. tears running down my cheeks.
Say what you wanna say and let the words fall out...honestly
I wanna see you be brave
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect
Posts: 11632 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: TX
Member # 33226
| Posted: 9:39 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
God donut! I'm so glad I read these at home instead of at work.
You can call me NIK
“The most difficult times for many of us are the ones we give ourselves.”
― Pema Chödrön
Posts: 19264 | Registered: Aug 2011 | From: "Is this heaven?" ;-)
Member # 31528
| Posted: 9:54 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
There are still good times to be had.
Were together 7+yrs, Ended R.
Posts: 26466 | Registered: Mar 2011
Member # 23328
| Posted: 11:11 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
Made my mouth hurt. from laughing.
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Posts: 4689 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: Crazyville ( A little East of St. Louis)
|Sad in AZ|
Member # 24239
| Posted: 12:51 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
I'm so glad I turned off my auto turducken.
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?
Posts: 18513 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Member # 18522
| Posted: 1:54 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
I now know it is nearly impossible to eat a bowl of Lucky Charms while you are laughing so hard that tears are rolling down your cheeks and your nose is running.
I haven't had a good laugh like that in ages.
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Posts: 7441 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
Member # 37091
| Posted: 2:45 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
Oh God my sides hurt. That was amazing.
FWGF/BGF-me, BBF/WBF-Him, MH's Together 10 yrs
Both had DDays and TT
Do not let others be your reference for who you see in the mirror.
Stop allowing people to hurt you, because you don't love you enough to walk away.
Posts: 1998 | Registered: Oct 2012
Member # 14003
| Posted: 7:52 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
"At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life"
"Some of us don't see people how they are but how we need them to be".....quote from Uncertainone
Posts: 13067 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Member # 3031
| Posted: 10:55 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
"Game of Throbs
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 20036 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back
Member # 34086
| Posted: 11:52 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
That should have a warning on it to not read at work! Had to close the door to my office
Married: 16 years (14 @JFO)
"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)
Posts: 2747 | Registered: Dec 2011
Member # 31094
| Posted: 1:42 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
"A song of boners"
Posts: 2723 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
Member # 33338
| Posted: 1:55 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
Seriously. I almost hurt myself laughing.
"I was just masturbating and it's SO relaxing..."
"OMG! I meant menstruating"
"No less awkward"
"OMFG! Meditating! What is wrong with this phone???"
Me, Madhatter BW/fWW/fOW, 46
Him, fWH/BH, 39 (JMSSC)
married 16 years. In R. We are making it.
Posts: 2199 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
Member # 33642
| Posted: 2:02 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
I was typing out ATT Uverse on my phone to a forum. It autocorrected 'Uverse' to 'ubersexual'. I corrected it fast enough, but seriously, who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?
"It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."
Posts: 690 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Texas
Member # 6864
| Posted: 8:08 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
♥ WINE - the other fruit juice! ♥
Posts: 36162 | Registered: Apr 2005
Member # 39377
| Posted: 10:09 PM, June 4th (Tuesday), 2013|
BW 40's - WH 50's
M 20yrs, T 23yrs
Multiple EA, OA,& PA's
Thankful for my faith in God to be my strong tower.
Posts: 70 | Registered: May 2013
Member # 32616
| Posted: 11:15 AM, June 5th (Wednesday), 2013|
who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?
Can't remember what I was typing, but I've gotten that autocorrect too. Seriously, why?
Posts: 2641 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: The Valley of the Sun
Member # 38934
| Posted: 11:34 AM, June 5th (Wednesday), 2013|
I love autocorrect fails-
"Yeah I have the penis"
"Effing penis not penis"
I hadn't even replied haha
I had another one saying "the hotdog's online" i was like 'huh?" The reply was just "i hate this phone" haha
Oh and I texted my sister "He won't want to come- he's more into rape music" - epic fail.
Alea iacta est...
Posts: 551 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Old Blighty
Member # 24849
| Posted: 4:27 PM, June 5th (Wednesday), 2013|
FWW - 40
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent...
Posts: 5233 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: So Cal.....
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