..you could be doing kickass stand-up in NYC..
Henny Youngman would have followed with..
..(i'd better send it in a PM )
"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson
I told him he can either keep 'wanting' it, or he can make the changes himself instead of waiting for them to happen to him.
Since then he's said ' i'm not that man anymore' many times.
Only time will tell.