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User Topic: Washington DC, me and a whole bunch of kids....
Threnody
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Default  Posted: 3:54 PM, June 12th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm the queen of almost-inappropriate songs for kids in that age group. Here are some quick ones , all of them to the same tune. I'll give you the one you probably know first -- and hey! It's locationally appropriate:

Oh, I wish I was a little dirty bird
Oh, I wish I was a little dirty bird
I'd cross the Delaware
Without my underwear
Oh, I wish I was a little dirty bird

Oh, I wish I was a little blade of grass,
Oh, I wish I was a little blade of grass,
Well, along comes a doggy
And he makes me really soggy
Oh, I wish I was little blade of grass

Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap,
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap,
I'd go slippy-slippy-slimy
Over everybody's heiny,
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap.

Oh, I wish I was a little piece of glass,
Oh, I wish I was a little piece of glass,
I'd go cutty-cutty-cutty
And make everybody bloody
Oh, I wish I was a little piece of glass.


And this is why Threnody is no longer allowed to chaperone school trips.


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

Posts: 14040 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX
jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 3:57 PM, June 12th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me: BSO - 45
Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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Catwoman
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Default  Posted: 6:17 PM, June 12th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What, Thren, no classic "Found A Peanut?" I am ashamed for you.

Cat


FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 25 and 22. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."

Posts: 29540 | Registered: Apr 2003 | From: Massachusetts
cryingdaily
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Default  Posted: 8:17 PM, June 12th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Well, here we are. Day two. It took a while, but they finally cut me loose from the Lincoln Memorial. Luckily, a few kind passersby threw some peanuts at me while I was tied up, so nourishment wasn't a problem.

Actually, the kids are all being really good. When I told Jasmine I was proud of her behavior, she said....."Well I want to make sure I can go to NYC next year, soooooo"

Oh well, whatever works, I guess. Right?

So far we've managed to traumatize a McDonalds in NJ, a Subway in DC and the other motel guests in MD just by our enormous presence.

It's going well, I think.

And thank you Threnody, we will be singing a new song tonight.

[This message edited by cryingdaily at 8:19 PM, June 12th (Wednesday)]


Me: BS 48
Him: Doesn't matter any more.
The Royal Court, formerly known as the Princess Posse:
DD31 - Belle
DD23 - Xena
GD10 - Jasmine
GD8 - Ariel
GD Born 9/4/12 - Tink
GS Born 6/23/2014 - Little Prince

Posts: 14393 | Registered: Jun 2005 | From: Massachusetts
Heartless Bytchh
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Default  Posted: 8:48 PM, June 12th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

And this is why Threnody is no longer allowed to chaperone school trips.

OMG! Can y'all imagine CD and Thren on the same trip wrangling the kids?


Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit

Posts: 6063 | Registered: Oct 2006 | From: Another day in Paradise
cryingdaily
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Default  Posted: 9:01 PM, June 12th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh can't forget the drama. I cant post this on fb so I'll put it here.

There was a parent/teacher scream fight in the middle of the street.

The teacher, in trying to stay professional, walked away from the situation, visibly shaken but otherwise unharmed.

In other news, there is some 4th grade/5th grade cattiness building that could turn ugly.

It seems that the 5th grade parents didn't want to stop at the last souvenir store and were upset that the 4th grade parents got their way. Some of them were complaining loudly enough for some 4th grade parents to hear.

In retaliation, when the 4th grade parents wanted to take the kids for ice cream, this evening....the 5th grade parents said they wouldn't go. Since the rule is, we all go or no one goes.......we didn't go.

Stay tuned for updates as this story develops.


Me: BS 48
Him: Doesn't matter any more.
The Royal Court, formerly known as the Princess Posse:
DD31 - Belle
DD23 - Xena
GD10 - Jasmine
GD8 - Ariel
GD Born 9/4/12 - Tink
GS Born 6/23/2014 - Little Prince

Posts: 14393 | Registered: Jun 2005 | From: Massachusetts
osxgirl
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Default  Posted: 9:22 AM, June 13th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Crying -

If you really want to get banned from any future chaperoning, teach them the song my dad used to sing for us kids:


Casey got hit
with a bucket of ****
And the band played on....

He opened the door
and got hit with some more
And the band played on...

He climbed up a shingle
and broke his perdingle (sp?)
And the band played on...

He <oooof>......


I'm pretty sure there were several more verses, but mom always managed to get to him and elbow him in the stomach at about that point, so that's as much of the song as I know.



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Threnody
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Default  Posted: 10:50 AM, June 13th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

Posts: 14040 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX
timeforchange
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Default  Posted: 12:35 AM, June 18th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am a veteran of overnight field trips (8 and counting)... I always pack a small screw top bottle of wine to enjoy a small nightcap from on the toughest days!!!!!

Have fun and enjoy the great memories.

Quick T/J.......I am off on an overnight field trip for sports this weekend .... Got to love the organizers we are staying on the estate of a very famous champagne house / vineyard!!!!!!!!!!!

Will think of you on your trip too.


Me = BS aged 43
2 boys, 13 and 9
DDay 1/19/10
Confronted him 2/16/10
Finally Divorced 8/29/12

“We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.”


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