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User Topic: Tuesday morning Teslet funny
tesla
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Default  Posted: 8:44 AM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You gotta find the humor somewhere, right?

Teslet comes in this morning to tell me that it is time to get up because the sun is out (nevermind the sun comes up here at 5:45 ).

Me: "You know, you should probably make me a pot of coffee if you are going to wake me up."

Teslet: "I'm not big enough to make coffee. I need to be a dad before I make coffee."

Me: "Right, so that won't be until you are 45."

Teslet: "You know, mom...stripper whore is only 560 and dad is 1,230!" Imagine 4 year old shock and indignation.

Me: "huh. And how old is mom?"

Teslet with big ole grin on his face: "You are 113."


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4559 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
h0peless
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Default  Posted: 9:09 AM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

But you don't look a day over 108.

Posts: 1580 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Arizona
Lola2kids
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Default  Posted: 9:09 AM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What a cutie, seriously!


BS: (Me) 47
Kids: twins DD(10)
WS: Him 49 (Together 12 years)
D-Day April 18, 2011, Him:out Sept. 11, 2011..moved June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"

Posts: 1321 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Ontario, Canada
peridot
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Default  Posted: 10:55 AM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Lol


I think...therefore, I'm single.

It is what it is.


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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 1:24 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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SBB
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Default  Posted: 3:39 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Love it!


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

Posts: 5446 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
fallingquickly
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Default  Posted: 4:14 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me-BW 50
Him-STBXWH

2 Ddays and lots of TT
divorcing

Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going. (Criminal Minds)

I saw him, I could not unsee him. -StrongButBroken


Posts: 453 | Registered: Aug 2012
roughroadahead
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Default  Posted: 5:10 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That's funny! I even imagine it with Teslet saying "stripper whore"


BS-Me 30s
WS-Him 30s
D-Day 4/2012 (Insisted EA only)
D-Day 5/2012 (Did I say EA? Ummm..)
Numerous other TT/broken NC d-days until S 1/2013. D settled 11/2013
MOW-coworker, 40s.
2 DS and DD all w/autism

Posts: 725 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: USA
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 5:35 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9317 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
scotslass
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Default  Posted: 9:56 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Out of the mouth of babes!


3 wonderful children (sometimes!!)
18 ds
16 dd
14 ds
Me. - moving on and upward !!!

Posts: 102 | Registered: May 2013 | From: Texas
Kajem
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Default  Posted: 10:03 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love that kid... and I've never even met him!!

Hugs,

K


I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

Posts: 4860 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida
debbysbaby
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Default  Posted: 10:42 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004

Posts: 844 | Registered: Aug 2011
Vulcanized
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Default  Posted: 12:21 AM, June 12th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me: MH 40s; Him: MH 40s (I had RA)
OW: 30s, moron; one of many
M: 8 yrs
3/13: D'd
-----------------------------------------------------------
Everything is as it should be.

Posts: 733 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Vulcania
didiknow
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Default  Posted: 12:47 AM, June 12th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

lmao


Me-BH (38)
Her-WW (27)
M Aug 29, 2010
D-day May 25, 2013
A #1 June 2012
A #2 Late 2012-May 2013
No matter what "new" information you find out, it's all just part of the same iceberg, hidden under the surface.

Posts: 50 | Registered: May 2013 | From: wa
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