Inside voice: "Why the fuck are all you people standing in my house? You were STRAPPED DOWN TO A CAR for a reason. Here's the pool pass. Go away!"
In-laws visit Day 2. Snarl.
Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
The other day I told them I'm buying a Subaru Brat and if they're good I'll get a cap for the winter time
The people you do your life with shape the life you live